Exam Post...
er.... cannot online before exam......
after exam only can...
aiyo....
very boring....
aeeee.
DaDaDa
Now is 12:08am... Very early ho!chatting with: 永耀...依琳...对不起啦，永耀...我的错.....谁叫我将笨.....真的是超笨的....sorry la....表神奇了啦.....跟你聊天我会哭的叻....表达我叻....我会怕怕的.....哈哈....对不起啦ho!
很想你..........
有看到那个照片里的"X"吗？
哪个是那来cover豆豆的！
嘿嘿！
谢谢你！嘉美！
介绍我photoscape!
伟业...
我不懂做莫会喜欢上你....
可能适应为那天永耀不接受我....
还说他有喜欢的人的那一天吧....
我突然觉得我好像很寂寞......
很伤心......... +.+
可是.....我很怕被拒绝....
怕你很像永耀将.......
喜欢别人.......
我做莫会喜欢上你哦！！！！
哎哟.....................................
我要死了啦！！！！！！！
对不起...我那天跟你告白那件事...请不要放在心里....我会很难过的....我知道你有喜欢的人了....我也是并命的跟你说“我爱你”的....对不起啦....跟你做将多麻烦...对不起，对不起，对不起！！！可是我现在还很喜欢你...很爱你....我方不了你....我真的很喜欢你....我知道你喜欢的人....一定比我美....比我特别....比我可爱....对不起....为什么，我方不了你....对不起.....为了你，我伤害了我自己....I've cutted myself with glass...Because of u, i am afraid为了你，我害我自己...我根本没想要读书.....应为你
没有了你，我的世界很暗....很可怕....很悲伤....很孤独....也很寂寞....我好怕，好怕你会离开我....好怕你会狠我....更加怕你会拒绝我....表，好吗？我会等你的答案的。。么么！
BOOOO
Hullo!!
很闷累....
没有人陪我聊天....
haiz..
你们全部都可以出门跟朋友玩....
这个星期我还要在家里帮啊吗做东西....
haissssss....
你们全部去死啦....
出去都没有带我去....
huh!
还有你....发hiao的死三八...可以不要将不要脸吗？
你们每天都将子管人家....
管好自己先啦.....
hiao 到要命....
死三八....
吊你拉....
你以为你自己很大将!!!
妈的！
♥ 個 人 題 - 10 題 ♥
01 你叫什么 ：雯欣
02 你的綽號 ： Lindsay
03 你的血型 ：唔知哦..忘记佐
04 你的星座 ：山样座
05 你是男還是女 ：女
06 你幾歲 ：13
07 你住哪裡 ：龙园
08 你現在的學校 ：SMK Sri Tebrau
09 你有沒有手機 : 废话~没有手机还是人生的兴趣吗?
10 承上，那是多少 ：啥米?!多少什么？
♥ 朋 友 題 - 10 題 ♥
11 你最要好的朋友（限１個）:没有哦..不喜欢有好朋友..普通朋友就大把..要写吗？
12 你最討厭的人（限１個）：心里是讨厌啦..可是还是朋友啦~毕竟在10000亿个人我们会相遇..证明我们有缘的仇人嘛 =D
情题：10题
13 你有沒有喜歡的人: 有..可是他不喜欢我....
14 如果有，那他叫什麼：TWY....
15 如果没有，你希望什麼時候有另一半：顺其自然
16 到目前為止，你跟多少人告白過：2个
17 到目前為止，你被多少人告白過：哈哈~5个？*哈哈*
18 到目前為止，你交過多少個男／女朋友: 8个
19 你現在有另一半嗎：没有....
20 你最好的同性朋友跟你告白你會怎樣：在她耳边说我是"直"的..哈哈哈哈~~~
21 你初戀情人突然跟你告白你會接受嗎: 叫他手包袱啦
22 你為什麼會喜歡你現在喜歡的人：唔知道哦..感觉吧
23 你和另一半牽手過嗎：废话..不牵手还是另一半吗？
24 你的另一半抱或親過嗎：有啊..
25 你跟異性牽手過嗎：虾米意思？
26 是誰，你們什麼關係：哦哦...是我的宝贝 ==
27 現在有人在追你嗎：不是说了啊...有5个....
混 合 題 - １０ 題
28 如果有天，好朋友離你而去，你會怎樣：看是什么情况啦
29 如果有天，好朋友背叛你，你會怎樣：算了啦~而且都习惯了 == 现在应该蛮多朋友在后面讲我坏话的吧？哈哈~~~
30 如果有天，好朋友對你喜新厭舊了，你會怎樣：没了你又不会死啦
31 如果你很受不了你的父母，你會離家出走嗎：经常..哈哈~因为clubing的关系吧？可是现在老豆都给我去了..我爱我FAMILY!!!!!!..xDD
32 你上課認真嗎:哈哈~~~我说认真等下去到学校给人打==
33 你上課都在做什麼：努力的睡觉和讲话
34 你功課好不好： 哈哈~这个啊..看有没有心去做咯
35 你开电腦都在幹麻：Msn,blog,facebook,pps,friendster
36 你的即时通有多少个同性：唔知乜嘢意思
37 你的即時通裡有多少個異性：啦啦啦啦~~~~~
兇 手 題 - １０ 題
38 傳給你這份問卷的人是誰：Miyoko "lenglui"
39这個人對你好不好：普通朋友吧~应该人不错的吧
40 這個人是你的誰：网友
41 你有喜歡過這個人嗎：有啦..哎哟~~~害羞啦我...哈哈哈！！！choi choi choi ==
42 你們認識多久了：刚认识不久
43 這個人是怎樣的人：不清楚耶~应该是个好女生
44 這個人正／帥嗎： 哇靠！！！美到....我有他一半的美就好咯T-T
45 這個人有沒有喜歡過你：哎哟~等下问问他...(*^__^*) 嘻嘻……
46 這個人跟你有沒有在一起過：我不美他不要我
47 萬一你喜歡這個人，你會怎麼辦：已经喜欢了啦~~~哈哈哈
聯 想 題 - １０ 題
48 說到正妹你會想到誰：miyoko..xD 每个女生都有他的美的啊~~
49 說到帥哥你會想到誰：这个啊...不知道也 .. form2很多！
50 說到憨你會想到誰： 啥米?!
51 說到痴你會想到誰：永耀
52 說到暗戀你會想到誰：谁？是说暗恋我的人吗？
53 說到出去玩你會想到誰：伟业！超爱去唱K的...
54 說到聰明鬼你會想到誰：雪欣....
55 說到傻子你會想到誰: 我自己...
56 說到笑點低你會想到誰：我！！
57 說到愛笑你會想到誰: 我啦...一天到晚都在笑！
學 校 題 - １１ 題
58 你的班導是誰：干嘛要记他的名啊？可是他记我得名记到不能记了~因为我每天没去学校..哈哈
59 你的座位是第幾排第幾個：第二排的....我跟一个鸟坐...嘻嘻....
60 你最喜歡的老師是誰：Pn Hee, 小Teo，老鼠，小林....
61 你的英文好嗎: 好啦!! 我是第二班的叻！
62 你的體育好嗎：咳...很懒==
63 你的数学好么：最讨厌的一棵~
64 你喜不喜歡你的校長：不懂她的人是怎样~
65 你的學校好看嗎：yiiyerr....toilet都臭到要命...你觉得美咩？
66 你的班級是： 1UITM
67 你的班級在幾樓：嘻嘻..一楼...
填后感:
1 被點到必填，不填代表你不尊重傳給你的人和問卷。
２ 請老實的回答每一個問題。
３ 不行擅自塗改題目。
４ 寫完請點8位小朋友，不可不點。
５ 點完後請通知那8位小朋友他被點到了。
６ 那8位小朋友填完問卷，必須把問卷寄回 - 給你填問卷的人
以下这几位。抱歉啦。。。。你被点倒名了。。。。
♥ 依琳 ♥
♥ 永耀 ♥
♥ 吖雯 ♥
♥ Gaqi ♥
♥ Jessica ♥
♥ 文雁 ♥
♥ 嘉美 ♥
♥ 伟业 ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
DaDaDaDa
Hi!! Back from HIATUS!!! Huh!!And ho, that guy from the UITTHO class 1! Still remember, babe!
Fuck him till I die,man!Sorry for not blogging often, kay! But last post already very long ^~^Laptop rosak..Hehe..我很想告白lei你們不會建議的hookay lo..我愛你!!
WYY....
愛 死 你 了 !!真 的 很 愛 你 !!!螬 愛 你 的 !!!要 去 學 校 了!!!拜拜
Bloggin Problem.
Hi! Sorry for not blogging much these days, but too busy. You know why? Cause I cannot get to the computer for long!! Cause of deadlines teacher made for me ! WTF? Why me? I'm so darn busy, man!!
And for all you perverting people with your perverting comics/mags out there! Don't use our ladies' mascara as your...... CONDOM....
That thing up there is fucking real I HAT3 PERVERTS下！！Seriously, my phone needs help ! FS要死了BLOG也要死了FB早都死了！！！！！！！！现在，很像update我的facebook..对，我facebook死了。。死了2WEEK了！！哈哈算了啦。懒惰UPDATE.看电话。。有一个LG的新电话勒。很chio咯！！LG GD900 Crystal
Never wondered that a transparent phone looked so boring !
But, have you noticed...
IT HAS AN UTTERLY TRANSPARENT KEYPAD!!!
OMGWTF!!!
Yes, the keypad works, and I can see a this pale white glowy light lighted up from goodness...
I certainly can't see any bulbs, man !
AND
The alphanumeric transparent keypad doubles as a touchpad for controlling the phone.It can be used like a laptop trackpad, has handwriting recognition, responds to multi-touch commands and accommodates Gesture Command. (Meaning if you use your finger to write an M, Music turns on!!
It's not sure whether the phone will ship with a tempered glass keypad or a hard plastic one--we're rooting for glass, although the plastic version we saw looked fine--but either way, we're looking forward to looking at stuff through it.
TECHNOLOGY IS DAMN AMAZING
The LG Crystal also comes with a ridiculously powerful 8mp camera. Tried and tested. Its photo quality made my current phone die of shame.
BOTH the main screen and touchpad are touch-sensitive. Makes web-surfing a breeze! Wifi-enabled, MP3 player... And all that jazz that smartphones nowadays come embedded with.
But the thing that sets the LG Crystal apart from the multitude of other smartphones is STYLE.
Afterall, who else is so Clearly Fashionable? Eh, eh? See the pun??
I know, I totally stole the LG slogan and tried to pass it off as my own joke, but still.I really like the transparent touchpad. The touchpad is in fact a slim tempered glass, and the battery door is also transparent.
Okay la.. Win the phone here ! Lucky,you come to my blog!!
How creative you are will determine whether you win a brand new phone worth $938!!!
There are SIX LG Crystals to be won!!
Since I was informed I was going to do this advertorial some time ago, I've been thinking of different ideas on how to make this contest more inspiring for you all!!
Remember, TRANSPARENT IS THE NEW BLACK..
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Answer the questions and tag people when you are done. Re-tag me when you have done yours!
So why aren't you in love with your ex anymore?
-Fell out of love
Are you generally a happy person?
-Yea
Who's in your profile picture with you?
-Me
What colour shirt are you wearing?
-Purple
Where will you be in a hour?
-Badminton Court
Who was the first person you talked to today?
-Jia Hui
How's your heart been lately?
-Excited
Why did you last smile?
-Jokes
How do you feel right now?
-Tired
Had sex at school?
-No!!!
Are you good at making new friends?
-Kinda. I messed up sometimes.
Have you ever seen someone you knew & purposely avoided them?
-Ya
Are you wearing makeup?
-Nope
Will this Sunday be a good one?
-Err. I GUESS
When will your next kiss be?
-When I have a boyfriend
If you could move to Africa would you?
-Nope
Ever kissed someone who was in a relationship?
-Nope
Are promises important to you?
-Yes
Would you ever tell someone you loved them first?
-Yes, If i'm crazy for him
Anyone of the opposite sex been on your mind lately?
-Errr. Ya
Someone knocks on your window at 2 am, what do you say?
-Friends calling me to go club, bah?
Will you be in a relationship next month?
-Lucky, then can lorh...
Do you love anyone right now?
-Yea
Honestly, who was the last person to tell you that they love you?
-JBtalks, got 1 people name 爱@欣宝贝...
What is your favorite number?
-8
Would you consider having that many kids?
-LOL, no!
Do you ever write notes on your hand?
-Haha. Ya
Are you violent?
-Ya？Muahaha
Were you ever teacher's pet?
-Yarh, i guess？ Science teacher!!
What made you decide to wear the outfit you wore today?
-Never wear a long time ready
Have you ever done yoga?
-yea, stopped
Would you have sex on the first date?
-Nope!
Do you prefer to seduce or be seduced?
-Seduce
Do you prefer fast paced dancing or slow dancing?
-Fast-paced dancing bah?
Has someone ever taken advantage of you in any way?
-Ya
Have you ever fallen asleep while driving?
-I'm still underaged to drive ;D
Do you believe that you should fight for love?
-Naturalized it wei~
Do you make excuses often?
-Everyone does
Where did you last kiss someone?
-3unimas..
Have you ever felt like you lost?
-Yea
What grade is the last person you kissed in?
-Form 1, UM
What's something you really want right now?
-Wild Parties, woo hooo
Who was the last person to disappoint you?
-Myself
Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
-嘉美
Do you know someone in jail?
-No
What were you doing at 2:00 this morning?
-Dreaming, bah？
Do you wear glasses or contacts?
-Glasses in school. Contact lenses at home..
Were you'd rather be right now?
-Friend's house
Are you going on vacation this coming summer?
-It's summer to me everyday. Anyway, yes, I am.
Waiting for someone to call?
-I hope he can call.
Do you have plans for tomorrow?
-Got school, wei !!
Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?
-Takashimaya
Do you still talk to the last person you dated?
-Why not? We're just friends.
Have you ever kissed a complete stranger?
-No
What was the last thing you drank?
-Crysanthemum tea
What is for dinner tonight?
-Japanese Java Curry, Rice,
Does your last ex miss you?
-.Ask him larh
Does anyone love you?
-2 or 3 bah?
Does the last person you shared a bed with mean anything to you?
My sister. We love each other, don't we?
Have you ever had a real kiss with anyone whose name started with an L, K, J, A, T, M.
-Yes
Does anyone see you kiss the last person you kiss?
-Yes
When a friend walks out of your life, do you go after them or let them go?
-Depends on who.
Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
-Usually yes.
Do you believe in love at first sight?
-Yes, why not?
Have you ever lived with your girlfriend/boyfriend?
-No
Have you ever been heartbroken?
ya..
.
Has anyone ever tried to ruin a relationship you were in?
-I guess
Do you have a best friend?
-I don't believe in "best" friend!
So far, which school year has been the best?
Last year and this year.
Do you hate anyone?
-I choose not to hate. But i do take revenge
Do you sing in the shower?
-I love to.
What did you last cry about?
-When my cat died.
How old will you be in 10 months?-14..Can't wait!
Do you think you'll be married by then?
-Nope! In a relationship would be good!
What do you look forward to most in the next 1 month?
-Group studying
Who was the last person you called?
-According to my phone records is "Sharon"
Who was the last person to call you?
-An Ting
What's your ringtone?
-徐佳莹 失落沙洲
Do you have any pets?
-Mmmm Mmmm
Are your parents married/divorced/separate?
-Divorced.
When is the last time you saw your sister/Brothers?
-I'm alone. No sis/no bro
How many countries have you lived in?
2
How many cities/towns have you lived in?
5/6
Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
-Depends where am I
What was the last thing you ate?
-Mentos. Fruit 1
What is your favourite ice cream?
-Oreo 1
Do you like coffee?
-Yarh
What do you drink in the morning?
-Water
Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?-
-The side facing the computer.
Do you eat out or at home more often?
-Home. Homedish is the best
Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
-??No
Do you know any other languages?
-Cantonese, Malay, Japanese,.
Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
-A POOL
Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seat?
-A window seat
What is your favourite thing to spend money on?
-Anything I love
Do you wear any jewelry?
-N0
What is your favourite TV show?
-Taiwan TV Shows. Very funny
Who do you agree with the most on things?
-Nope. I'm unique
Do you shut off the water when you brush your teeth?
-Ya
Do you sleep with your closet doors opened or closed?
-Close
Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of killer bees?
-I'll kill myself first.
Who have you talked to the most today in person?
-mom
Is it easy to make you cry?
-Ya
Is it hard to trust others?
-Depends.
Do you like using big words?
-Seldom.
Do you care too much/not at all/just enough?
-Sometimes too much.
Have you ever had depression?
-I always smile/laugh!
What would you do if your best friends died?
-Finish all his/her last wishes.
Do you consider yourself lucky?
-I am very lucky.
How often do you cry anyways?
-Many times bah?
Are you afraid to tell your true feelings?
-Ya
I bet you're thinking of someone now?
-Ya. LOL
Can you honestly say that you're okay right now?
-No
Do you tell people you're okay when you're really not?
-Ya, I'm good at lying sometimes.
Have your friends met your parents?
-Ya, but some of them never.
Have you ever thought about killing someone in detail?
-Yes!!!
What do you have pierced on you?
-My ears
Have you ever been on a blind date?
-Nope.
When is the last time you saw fireworks?
-This year
Are you taller than your mom?
-2 cm more!!
Did the one person who hurt you the most in your life apologize?
-No
Are you good at hiding your feelings?
-I'm very good at that
Are you wasting your time on someone?
-I did. I hope not this time.
Explain the last time you threw up.
-Roller coaster. or maybe too much Vodka? IDK
Do you have a bad temper?
-I'm quite patient larh
Do you think you'll be married in 10 years?
-Hopefully.
Can I not tag anyone.. They won't reply,. Haha..
Now I'm going off.. Bye
Hi!1 Long time no blog.
Short update..
Just gonna tell ya im going on hiatus..
Bye
Hi Hi ! back from hiatus .. May be on hiatus again .. haiz. too many stress .. anyway.. school is .. errm. too hiao, too crazy, too much of xiao-Q（开慧）..
苏钰杰..yesterday (21/8) is a very very crazy day.. yes, the crazy means.. Water-War!! So i don't want to talk abt the starting (when i go to skool,teacher din come, etc) .. i'll skip to the last period.
As usual, i brought along my camera. for better shots of Geography project .. so i went to the 2UPM, take photo. and then Bilik Kaunseling, take photo oso. Then, the last period, Marshitha tell us got Gotong Royong.. I hate GR. Soo... me, Urwa and An ting go ponteng kelas at Bilik Kaunseling. BK is next to 2UPM.. So when we pass by 2UPM (Cik. Jessica's teaching).. They all very
hai..When i go inside BK, Cikgu Wafi ask me how to make a blog. So i tell him to create blogger lorh !
Then, aft some minutes, Kampung Boy passed by.. And he called An Ting out. So they talked lorh..
Then, An Ting come back and tell me, "Eh, 苏钰杰 say he got present to give u leh !" Then i tot the present was a
slap.. But apparently.. it's not !
So when CW (Cikgu Wafi) is creating the blog. Me and An Ting go out.. Then Tang Ting Ting say " eh 苏钰杰 . yr
sweet dream come out already leh !". '
KB (Kampung Boy) then take a Pringle out.. He then say "苏钰杰give u 1, u want to accept or not?"
For a second tot, i thing it's not Pringles inside, maybe some cockcroaches, lizards, etc that makes me shout in eww ..
So, i say to him.. "u open first". this time 苏钰杰 is watching. then,he open the cap.
Conversation ::
BK: I open liao.
XT: Open the paper or watever it is.
BK: i cannot.. 苏钰杰 give u 1..
XT: then u help me open, can?
BK: cannot .. ltr苏钰杰 angry!
XT: then, hand them over.
BK: nah @!
I take the pringles and then i shake it... With full surprise. It is
REALLY Pringles.. Omigawd, i thougght.
Then, 苏钰杰 come to me, take out his HP .
苏钰杰-Gimme yr hp no.
xiaoT-cannot..
苏钰杰-gimme leh
xiaoT-i say cannot means cannot!!
苏钰杰-u dun gimme i go kiss u hor!!
xiaoT-u come larh.
(*then he kept his hp and come toward me *i fast fast say)
xiaoT-010
Kamp.Boy-Oiii ! faster larh. 010
苏钰杰-010..
xiaoT-665
苏钰杰-665..
xiaoT-1391
苏钰杰-10q ha..
xiaoT-watever lar.
Kamp.Boy-then u want this Pringle or not?
xiaoT-WANT!!
So i take it..
Before 10mins of going back home, me and an ting faster go back and pack up. Then by that time. 2UPM and 2UNIMAS already lined-up..So AT and me walk past 2UPM..Everybody is like hai yang.. shall continue ltr..
H.I.A.T.U.S
bEfOrE sKoOl
*sCrEaM !! aHH
pHEW, eXam finally over !! wahaha ! I am so
exhausted.. Awww. I improved.. Yeah really I
improved !! Here are the following resutls that i get !
^w^
Science - 86 ! yAy.. (
Previously,
78English - 78 ! yAy.. (
Previously,
75I asked Pn. Maria for 2 more marks so that I can get 80% but she says cannot !! Hmmps
H1N1 Virus Killed !!!!
Nowadays, people cared about the
Swine Flu. WTF? Okay..You can die if you
get it larh..But Malaysia is unaffected marh ? Care less man !
~fUcK .. I want to fuck 1 PUPM guy, man!! He think he's so damn handsome meh. Breee arh ! So damn ugly only.. I also dunno why he wants to say I
sibe ugly!! He more uglier, man !
My edited pic.. Damn cute, rite?
His
non-edited Photo.. So damn ugly rite !
Okay larh.Maybe not that ugly lorh! But he's so WTF !! I just want to slap his face man ! Whatever larh !
I gtg.. Ciaoxx
started SDO-ing
Wauww.. Many people sure does love SDO-X..Just signed up for one. Haven't play yet lar..Ltr go home only play..So bye bye
Going GaGa
Dammit ! I'm like hearing GaGa's song all the time!! I am really going
GaGa over her ! Whatever larh.. Let me continue
blogging.. ^.^
Event:He kissed me and I liked it!
Whatever larh ! De Xiang also saw what?? He and Hui Ping also like that 1 marh!! Haiya..And it felt so good ! I want more!
Event: New timetable! ^w^
Mwahahaha!! Don't need to face the boring fact that Chinese lesson is on Friday ! Mwahahaha.. But hmm hmm, the Friday don't have Chinese cannot see him lerh!! Aiya.. I don't care much larh ! Can see him at school already good lerh ! Haha !
Event: An Ting's Watch Plays Lost-And-Found
During Chinese lesson, AT(An Ting) lends JT(Jessica Tay) her Casio watch.. And then missing..Mwahahaha..So cannot trust JT derh! Anyway, when they're outside finding that freaking watch, KJT(Kuan Jin Tern) came back with a pink watch on his hand..Then, I was like..WTF? Isn't that AT's watch merh?? Then I ask KJT.."Ehh!!你在哪里看到那个手表的?".. And then he's like.."Norrh!!那个toilet那边!"..And then I say, "那个手表是安婷的leh!!"..He replies,"Oorh!!Then你给回他啦~!"Conversation damn long derh !I know!Then AT came back..Looking exhausted,I put her watch beside her blue and big file.. She's like..WTF?And I tell her the truth lorh !!..As a matter of fact, I am so sad that her watch is broken!!Haiz O.o confessions of a broken heart..
Event:KH project.. ACCEPTED
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~! I damn happy derh!..Whatever larh..
Event: XOXO..
You spam, OMG ! I ban !
I've been such a fucking blogger since the school re-opens..Haiz. Spamming starts again.. WTF ? Why can't they just show their names..Scare ah ? Stupid freaking idiots..BTW, as the saying goes...
You spam..I ban..
Nobody ignore it, huh ? So whatever. I fucking like to ban people..WAHAHAHA.. Working on a new blogskin .. Hahas .. This one too kawaii lerh.. So change lorhh. Common sense right.. People keep asking me things like "You always change blogskins de" and "You soo complicated with blogskins arhh" somemore got "You very idiot leh !(Said by Urwa most of the time!) also got "You fucking bitch ! This blogskin not nice mehh !" .. Waoww .. Complaints all the time..
This time my blogskins gotta be simple.. Title: ILY..Aiya.. Don't care larhh .ILY no one, you know..
Today, school is dammmit perfect.. Got
check gigi leh ! Mwahahaha.. The nurse puts
sour thingy into Urwa's
mouth .. Wahahaha..
My one still okay derhh.. Wahaha..
I've realised something.. You know what, I started to give definitions to many peoples.. Things like PMS, WTF, OMFG and the list goes on and on..
O.O Let's play a defining game..
Define PMS.
1. A powerful spell that women are put under about once every month, which gives them the strength of an ox, the stability of a Window's OS, and the scream of a banshee. Basically, man's worst nightmare.
2. The woman's "time of the month" when her uterus sheds its lining because her monthly egg isn't fertilized and dies. The worst time to be around a woman, because she becomes an irrational psycho bitch which froths at the mouth with rage and seeks to destroy anything which stands in her way.
3. The transformation of woman to beast, occurring once every month. Similar to the werewolf, a PMSing woman becomes a dog-like creature capable only of eating, sleeping, barking, annoying the neighbors, and leaving messes that she expects you to clean up.
4. Pre-Menstrual Syndrome. An array of symptoms that comes from a hormonal upset as a woman's body prepares to either become pregnant or expel an unfertilized ovary. Can involve cramping, water retention, mood swings, spontaneous stimulation, etc.
Define Kaninabu
1. Malaysian/Singapore Hokkien word meaning, "fuck your mother".
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WTF?????????? WHY ARE PEOPLE CAMWHORING ?
btw, i am going offline lerh .
So bye
Blogging in Mamas' Computer !
I feared Michael Jackson, man .
Afterlifes seems so horror-ing.
Shall be continue
.........................................................
Harlow .. I'm back .
Just finish drawing the KH stuff.
Sadly, MJ still not in peace.
Some more haunts his own house.
What the ?
I was so sad to hearing the news man.
SO SAD.,
Tomorrow needs to hear the You Are Not Alone song, man ?
Need to refill the lyrics also.
Haiyo .
XOXO
QUESTION~BLOND OR BRUNETTE
I know that Edward (As In Twilight) prefers brunettes and, I for one, is almost one.. And I'm so that proud. Sorry, blondes. You already have more fun, the least you can do is give us brunettes Edward^.^ But since we no longer live in 1918, we actually have the option to be either blonde or brunette…and this goes for the gentlemen as well. So what shall it be?
As you know, I am a big
Twilight fan. ^.^ . And a proud-to-be. I
discovered something. Several of the Twilight cast members drastically changed their hair color to conform to our beloved Cullens, one thought it would be fun to see which actors you think underwent an improvement or a major fashion no-no.
Here's your chance to let me know. By tagging..
First off, we have Peter Facinelli who bleached his dark brown locks to be the dashing blond, Dr. Carlisle Cullen. Who would you want to play doctor with: Peter or Carlisle?
Next, we have Nikki Reed who also said goodbye to her luscious brown hair for platinum bombshell Rosalie Hale. Glamorous do or glamorous don’t?
Let’s not forget blond hottie Kellan Lutz who shaved off his blond curls for short, hunky and dark haired Emmett Cullen (I am aware that in the book Emmett had dark curls, but in the movie it was short.). Would you miss running your hands through his hair?
Or what about Jackson Rathbone vs. Jasper Hale? Talk about difference. Could he soothe your nerves with brown or blond hair?
And although Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart didn’t go through a drastic change for Twilight, it doesn’t mean they haven’t had their fun with bleach and dye. Which color do you prefer? Tell me what you think.
Hi Hi
Wow !! Now not so many complaints ler ! Hehes ! Been listening to songs like Katy Perry's Waking Up In Vegas and Veronicas' Untouched ! Walao ? The video like want to
hypnotise people de ! Siao man ?
Working on new skin !! Damn long de ! Haiyo . Well.. Here's some school thing !! I've got number 2 in class, man !! 2 !! 2 !! Okay okay ! Last time got 9 .. At least I've improved ! Yayyy . So happy man !! Luv ya teacher !!
So .. Short post kay ? XOXO
Thinking
I've realized something -.-'
1) I hate household insects !
2) Butterflies are not even social !
Err . About number 1 .. Here's some complaints !
1) Lizards
2) Cockroaches
3) Flying Beetles (Yii Yerr)
4) Wood-boring beetles
5) Mosquitoes
6) Moths
7) Flies
8) Ants (easy to kill la)
I presume you are a normal being reading my blog, not an insect-loving lunatic.
Now... humans can taser lions, shoot rockets into space, invent electricity, etc - why the fuck are we losing the battle against muthafucking insects living in our homes?!
Another thing is that, I saw a gecko (another name for fucking disgusting house lizards) were kept for pets !! WTF ?
That's right! Mushy rubbery fuckers with protuberant eyes and tails that fall off and innards that are visible underneath translucent skin - are loved, fed, and have a price tag on them!
WTF!
In fact, when I went to Angie's place, they showed me a lizard's skeleton that was kiaped in a door frame. They said that lizards were really rare and seemed to like the skeleton.
Heck ?
When asked for my opinion on it, I merely grimaced. If only they lived in Singapore lizards shit on their kitchen counter!!!
Henceforth, to aid fellow Singaporeans get rid of pests living in their house, I suggest the following methods:
1) SCREENED DOORS AND WINDOW
So here's the age-old question:
Should I open the window?
Yes for ventilation ! No for insects flying in. Therefore, I want a window that can let in air and not let in insects
The answer is so simple: Screen the
goddamn window!
In my dream home I have windows closed all the time with the aircon on 24/7, but right now I can't afford to do that - and besides, having so much A/C on is bad for the environment.
Not that I really care about the environment though. I am just saying that to applease the environmentalist segment of my blog readers, who are probably smiling and nodding in approval right now.
Anyway even if I do have so much money, I can't possibly A/C the kitchen also, since you need to let cooking smells air out, etc.
Therefore, screen windows!
Further to screen windows, I also suggest double screen windows.
That is, two screens that are set about 1 inch apart.
The outer layer screen will have a
high-voltage electricity charge running through it.
Everytime a fly or bird tries to transpass into your private property, they will fizzle, shriek, and either lose a good wing or die.
(Pigeon with burnt beak. Hilarious!)
The inner screen is to make sure you don't go touch the outer screen, and to doubly make sure any flexible and electricity-resistant insect won't through. I know, if he went through the first what's to stop him going through the second one, right?
Get off my back!
And what do you mean rain will short-circuit my electric screen? My screen is rain-smart so it can detect rain and stop electricity then, ok!
Further to maiming birds and frying insects, this can also deter burglers. Not that burglers are very common in Singapore, but prevention is better than cure.
2) AIRTIGHTS CUPBOARDS
Most people have some sort of 'Dry Food cupboard' to store their instant mee, chips, cornflakes, canned food, etc.
Even if every single item of your food products are sealed up properly, this cupboard will never fail to attract lizards, roachs and ants.
(I am beginning to suspect that insects can read food labels.)
The answer? A magnet and some rubber tubings.
Just like a fridge, except not cold inside.
Maybe it would be a good idea to add a hippo dehumidifer inside said cupboard too.
Eh, will it get very hot inside and ruin the food? Ok lor, maybe give this cupboard a little screen window too.
I also want to air-seal all my cutlery and crockery too!
Fuck man. When I was a kid my mom used to insist I rinse my forks and spoons instead of using them directly out of the cutlery drawer.
I used to think she was bonkers since the utensils are all washed clean before being put into the drawer. For years I ignored her.
One day, I saw an albino cockroach (slightly less gross than a normal one, but still a roach) happily crawling on the dessert spoons when I opened the cutlery drawer. I should have listened to Momo. :(
Air-sealed = Ok to use forks and spoons direct from the drawer.
That's presuming any insects managed to get pass your mighty screen windows and doors in the first place.
3) THE SINK AS DEATHTRAP
Humans can survive for weeks without food but only 3 days without water. Don't trust my statistics coz I can't be bothered to research them properly, but I think that's about right.
Since muthafucking lizards have porous skin, I presume they also need a hell lot of water to survive, just like humans. Roaches, not so much.
That's why we always see lizards crawling in kitchen sinks. (Or am I just unlucky here??)
Whenever I see this happen, I always spray the lizard with water until it is dizzy and meanwhile, squeeze dish-washing liquid all around the sink's edges.
Then I stand there and laugh as the lizard attempts to crawl out but keeps slipping back into the bottom. It's funny in a my-skin-is-crawling-but-why-am-i-smiling? way.
If it's small enough, I will try to force it down the drain. If it's too big... Well I managed to squeeze an adult one before... Maybe can chop it in half first....
But what if I am not around!?? I don't want any water-stealing lizard to survive, do I?
Therefore, I demand that a scientist should invent Lizislide. (Catchy isn't it??) Lizislide shall be the name of a stone material that is so smooth, lizards cannot hold a grip on it.
(There is a spray that creates this effect, but sprays wash off...)
Lizislide shall be used to construct all sinks. It will be a revolutionary product.
At the bottom of the sink shall be an insinkerator.
This "food" grinder can be set to "Automatically detect food and grind cruelly" during the night when you are not free to manually kill your pests.
So here goes:
Lizard is thirsty.
Lizard goes into sink, hoping to find water, maybe food bits if lucky.
Lizard happily crawls into sink; slides downwards rapidly; realises impending death as it sees insinkerator looming.
Lizard frantically waves hands, hoping to break the deadly fall; succeeds.
Lizard attempts to crawl out of sink.
After 6 attempts, almost makes it halfway when gravity did the inevitable and it drops into insinkerator with a sorry plop.
Insinkerator detects new "food"; makes a loud beep sound to warn lizard, but futile as lizard is trapped and does not understand beeps anyway; grinds lizards into paste.
At least lizard is not thirsty anymore - coz dead lizards can't thirst!!
HAHAHAHA!!
And anyway if Lizislide works then loads of walls can all be made with Lizislide!
4) SPRAYABLE LIZARD SPRAY
I know, Sprayable Lizard Spray sounds so corny... And also, this post is turning into another Lizard Hating Post.
Whatever.
I've come to realise that I hate encountering lizards way more than roaches because my killing rate of a roach is about 99%.
The only times I manage not to kill it is when it manages to run underneath a low cupboard which is too heavy for me to move.
But normally I am very determined for its death and I have 100% faith in the insect sprays nowadays!
Seriously man... About 3 sprays on the roach (even in midair) and the roach turns on its back pleading for mercy! At this point I'd grab it with loads of tissue, hold it as far as humanly possible from my face, and flush it down the loo.
But shitass lizards are muthafucking difficult to kill!
Killing rate is maybe 50% if I try hard enough. Nowadays I don't bother killing the big lizards coz it's just so goddamn gross.
They move so fast and sprays don't work on them!
The only way to kill them is via smacking, and there are not many objects around for you to smack them with that are hard enough and you don't mind dirtying.
I particularly like using the tinfoil roll. Tissue boxes don't work coz they are too soft. Just a note.
So therefore, here's a million dollar idea for Baygone: Why not a lizard spray?
Every spray shoots out a substance that can:
- Erode the lizard's disgusting skin. Just like how salt is to slugs. They can't be that different!
- Form into a spiderweb-like sticky piece to trap lizard in place while humans find an object to smash it with.
- Come up with something yourself, goddamn scientists! Do I have to tell you everything?
BTW I once sprayed a lizard with my Veet Hair Removal Cream. I don't think it worked. Or maybe it did make its skin hairless and silky.
I inadvertently made a bloody lizard more sexy.
Ciaoxx Evilers !
Before School
Hahas .. School reopen liao .. Then An Ting didn't come to school .. So Sien .. Tomorrow only she can come .. Siao meh ?? Sick for so long ah ?? Haiyo .. I very sien de leh !! Haiz .. Today also she won't come .. Cause of her 5.00a.m. fever .. Actually, now also she de-fever liao de leh !! Her mother keeps bragging .. Siao, man !!
By the way, for only like 5 minutes .. I going to school liao .. Bus is coming .. So I will continue at night ..
XOXO
Gaming
Hi hi !! I have realised that I have been playing games for the whole holiday ..
And HTML Codes always shows up .. So I will interpret what is it doing !!
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Massaging !!
Wah .. My 奶奶 got a random massage from a Thai Massager leh .. Why I never get de ?? I also very hardworking de leh !! >.< So jealous !! She just slept there and then the Thai helps her massage her
almost dead leg !! What the heck ?? It's a 2-hour massage .. No transport fees .. No additional charge .. Chemical-free .. Alcohol-free .. Unfortunate lar .. Camera cable got problem .. Need to buy another one .. So use my phone's one .. But the quality not nice .. Photoshopped liao de .. But then, quality still that bad .. Haiyo .. Work so hard le leh ..
I kept searching for like .. Awards stuff ?? Yeah .. I think so .. But whatever lar .. Blogging always come first to me de lar .. Hahas .. Here's some Male/Female Titles ..
MALE TITLES
The Architect of Rock And Roll
- Little Richard
The Boss
- Bruce Springsteen
Chairman of The Board
- Frank Sinatra
The Father Of Death Metal
- Chuck Schuldiner
God
- Eric Clapton UK
God of Rock
- Freddie Mercury U.K.
King
- Elvis Presley United States
God of Songs
- Jacky Cheung Hong Kong
- Sam Hui Hong Kong [19]
Godfather of Britpop
- Ray Davies UK [20]
Godfather of Goth
- Peter Murphy UK [21][22]
Godfather of Folk
- Narasimha Murthy, Manapragada India [23]
Godfather of Grunge
- Neil Young Canada [24]
Godfather of Heavy Metal
- Ozzy Osbourne UK [25]
Godfather of Punk
- Iggy Pop U.S. [26][27]
- Pete Townshend UK [28][29]
Godfather of Punk Guitar
- Ron Asheton U.S. [30]
Godfather of Rap
- Rudy Ray Moore U.S. [31]
George Clinton U.S. [32]
Godfather of Rocksteady
- Alton Ellis Jamaica [33]
Godfather of Soul -
- James Brown U.S. [34][35]
Grandfather of Rock and Roll
- Robert Johnson U.S. [36]
His Purple Majesty or His Royal Badness
- Prince U.S. [37][38][39][40]
King of Bhangra
- Malkit Singh UK [41][42]
King of the Blues
- John Lee Hooker U.S. [43]
- B. B. King U.S. [44][45]
King of Country
- Roy Acuff U.S. [46]
- Garth Brooks U.S. [47]
- George Strait U.S. [48]
King of Folk
- Woody Guthrie U.S. [49]
- Bob Dylan U.S. [50]
- Narasimha Murthy, Manapragada India [51]
King of Folk-rock
- Bob Dylan U.S. [52]
King of Funk
- Rick James U.S. [53]
King of Heavy Metal
- Ozzy Osbourne U.K. [54]
King of the High C's
- Luciano Pavarotti Italy [55]
King of the Jukebox
- Louis Jordan U.S. [56]
- Dick Todd U.S. [57]
King of the Pan Flute
- Gheorghe Zamfir Romania [58]
King of Pop
- Michael Jackson U.S. [59][60]
King of Canto Pop
- Jacky Cheung China [61]
King of Chinese Pop
- Jay Chou Taiwan [62]
The Four Heavenly Kings of Chinese Pop
- Jacky Cheung Hong Kong [18]
- Leon Lai Hong Kong [18]
- Andy Lau Hong Kong [18]
- Aaron Kwok Hong Kong [18]
King of Japanese Pop
- Tetsuya Komuro Japan [63]
King of Latin Pop
- Juan Gabriel Mexico [64]
- Enrique Iglesias Spain [65]
- Julio Iglesias Spain [66]
- Ricky Martin Puerto Rico [67]
King of Punk Rock
- Joe Strummer U.K. [68]
King of Raï
- Khaled Algeria [69][70]
King of Rap
- Kurtis Blow U.S. [71]
- DMX U.S. [72]
- Snoop Dogg U.S. [73][74]
- Eminem U.S. [75]
- Jay-Z U.S. [76][77]
- The Notorious B.I.G. U.S. [78]
- 50 Cent U.S. [79]
- Rick Rubin U.S. [80]
- Russell Simmons U.S. [80]
King of R&B
- R. Kelly U.S. [81][82]
- Usher U.S. [83]
King of Reggae
- Bob Marley Jamaica [84][85]
King of Rockabilly
- Carl Perkins U.S. [86][87]
King of Rock and Roll
- Chuck Berry U.S. [88]
- Fats Domino U.S. [89]
- Alan Freed U.S. [90]
- Bill Haley U.S. [90]
- B.B. King U.S. [89]
- Michael Jackson U.S. [60]
- Elvis Presley U.S. [91]
- Little Richard U.S. [92]
King of Shock Rock
- Alice Cooper U.S. [93][94]
King of Skiffle
- Lonnie Donegan UK [95]
King of Soul
- James Brown U.S. [96]
- Michael Jackson U.S. [60]
- Otis Redding U.S. [97]
King of Swing
- Benny Goodman U.S. [98]
King of Western Swing
- Bob Wills U.S. [99]
- Spade Cooley U.S. [100]
King of the South
- Ludacris U.S. [101][102]
- T.I. U.S. [103]
King of Tejano
- Emilio U.S. [104]
The Metal God
- Rob Halford U.K. [105]
Mister Country Music
- Red Foley U.S. [106]
The Modfather
- Paul Weller U.K. [107][108]
Pope of Mope
- Morissey UK [109]
The Prince Of Calabria
- Alex Gaudino U.S. [110]
Prince of Motown
- Marvin Gaye U.S. [111]
Prince of Darkness
- Ozzy Osbourne U.K. [112]
Prince of Pop
- Justin Timberlake U.S. [113]
- Erik Santos Philippines [114]
- Robbie Williams U.K. [115]
Prince of Latin Pop
- Enrique Iglesias Spain [116]
- Ricardo Montaner Argentina [117]
Prince of R&B
- Usher U.S. [118]
Prince of Reggae
- Dennis Brown U.S. [119][120]
Prince of Soul
- Marvin Gaye U.S. [121]
- Momy Levy Israel [122]
- Otis Redding U.S. [123]
Prince of Wails
- Johnnie Ray U.S. [124][125]
FEMALE TITLES
Empress of Pop
-Ayumi Hamasaki Japan [126]
Empress of Soul
-Gladys Knight U.S. [127]
First Lady of Hip Hop Soul
-Faith Evans U.S. [128]
First Lady of Country
-Tammy Wynette U.S. [129][130]
First Lady of Song
-Ella Fitzgerald U.S. [131][132]
Godmother of Punk
-Patti Smith U.S. [133][134]
High Priestess of Soul
-Nina Simone U.S. [135][136]
Queen Bee
-Lil' Kim U.S. [137]
Queen of the Blues Koko Taylor U.S. [138][139]
Dinah Washington U.S. [140][141]
Queen of Christmas Music Amy Grant U.S. [142][143]
Queen of Classical Crossover Sarah Brightman U.K. [144]
Queen of Clubs Dannii Minogue Australia [145]
Kylie Minogue Australia [146]
Queen of Country Kitty Wells U.S. [147][148]
Loretta Lynn U.S. [149][150]
Reba McEntire U.S. [149][151]
Dolly Parton U.S. [149][152]
Queen of Disco Donna Summer U.S. [153]
Gloria Gaynor U.S. [154]
Sylvester U.S. [155]
Queen of Folk Joan Baez U.S. [156]
Sandy Denny U.K. [157]
Vinjamuri Anasuya Devi India [158]
Odetta U.S. [159]
Queen of Gospel Mahalia Jackson U.S. [160][161]
Queen of Heavy Metal Lee Aaron Canada [162]
Kiloran Greenan U.S. [163]
Sharon Osbourne U.K. [54]
Queen of Hip Hop Missy Elliott U.S. [164]
Lauryn Hill U.S. [165]
Queen of Hip Hop Soul Mary J. Blige U.S. [166][167]
Queen of Hip-Pop Namie Amuro Japan [6]
Queen of Jazz Ella Fitzgerald U.S. [168][169]
Queen of Pop Beyoncé U.S. [170][171]
Mariah Carey U.S. [172][173]
Celine Dion Canada [174][175]
Whitney Houston U.S. [176][177]
Janet Jackson U.S. [178][179]
Madonna U.S. [180][181]
Shakira Colombia [182]
Gwen Stefani U.S. [183]
Britney Spears U.S. [184][185]
Queen of Canto Pop Anita Mui Hong Kong [186][187]
Queen of Chinese Pop Teresa Teng Republic of China [188]
Queen of Christian Pop Amy Grant U.S. [189][190]
Queen of Japanese Pop Namie Amuro Japan [191][192]
Ayumi Hamasaki Japan [193]
Queen of Latin Pop Gloria Estefan U.S. [194]
Queen of Urban Pop Aaliyah U.S. [195]
Queen of the Power Ballad Celine Dion Canada [196]
Queen of Punk Rock Joan Jett U.S. [197]
Siouxsie Sioux U.K. [198]
Toyah Willcox U.K. [199]
Queen of R&B Beyoncé U.S. [200][201]
Mary J. Blige U.S. [202][203]
Brandy U.S. [204][205]
Ruth Brown U.S. [206][207]
Mariah Carey U.S. [208]
Double Japan [6]
Alicia Keys U.S. [209][210]
Janet Jackson U.S. [211][212]
Queen of Canadian R&B Jully Black Canada [213]
Queen of Rockabilly Wanda Jackson U.S. [214]
Queen of Rock and Roll Janis Joplin U.S. [215][216]
Courtney Love U.S. [217]
Stevie Nicks U.S. [218][219]
Pink U.S. [220]
Gwen Stefani U.S. [221]
Tina Turner U.S. [222][223]
Queen of Soul Aretha Franklin U.S. [224]
Alicia Keys U.S. [225]
White Queen of Soul Dusty Springfield U.K. [226][227]
Queen of Tejano Laura Canales U.S. [228]
Lydia Mendoza U.S. [229]
Selena U.S. [230]
Princess of Crunk Ciara U.S. [231]
Princess of Electropop Lady Gaga U.S. [232]
Princess of Hip Hop & R&B Ashanti U.S. [233]
Princess of Pop Paula Abdul U.S. [234]
Christina Aguilera U.S. [235]
Keshia Chante Canada [236]
Lady Gaga U.S. [237][238]
Sarah Geronimo Philippines [239]
Janet Jackson U.S. [234][240]
Madonna U.S. [241]
Kylie Minogue Australia [242]
Rihanna Barbados [243]
Gwen Stefani U.S. [244]
Britney Spears U.S. [245][246]
Dionne Warwick U.S. [247]
Katy Perry U.S. [248]
Princess of Japanese Pop Ayumi Hamasaki Japan [249]
Princess of Korean Pop BoA South Korea [250][251]
Princess of Punk Rock Deborah Harry U.S. [252]
Princess of R&B Aaliyah U.S. [253][254]
Brandy U.S. [255]
Celena Cherry U.K. [256]
Keyshia Cole U.S. [257]
Monica U.S. [258][259]
Rihanna Barbados [260]
Princess of Rock and Roll Janis Joplin U.S. [261]
Lisa Marie Presley U.S. [262][263]
Princess of Wails Charlotte Church Wales [264][265]
Cerys Matthews Wales [266][267]
Star of The East or Diva of Arabic Song Umm Kulthum Egypt [268]
Gestures
Today was
extra extra extra GREAT .. He asks me to be his gf .. I mean, of course I accept lar .. Then I don't know why tears rolled down to my cheek ?? Hahas .. To happy le lar .. I think ..
So I was boring .. Then went searching in
Wikipedia for erre ..Informations ?? Haha .. Then when I search for
Kisses .. I found gestures .. Perharps .. I'll give some infos about it, huh ?
A OKAY
AIR KISS
ESKIMO KISSING
SHAKA SIGN
THUMBS UP
FIST BUMP
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Okay liao ma ?? Now let me continue .. Err.. Oh.. I don't know what liao leh ??
Let me think ahhh .. Nothing le lar .. Ciaoxx
Just join YahooAnswer and joking around
Arrggghhhh.. Got fever a few days ago..Yesterday's worser than today !! OMG !! Both my eyes got bumps !! Eeewwwww .. I know .. Gone to the doctor .. Give me an injection !! Arrrrrrrrrrreeeee !! I am so hurt . . . Freaky part is this . . . The injection some more on my ass !! The doc. is a female one ! ! ! If male one leh, ashamed liao ..
Anyway I don't want to blog much..So I'll stop here..Gonna update, man .. Here's a copy of my checklist:
Friendster
Facebook
BlogMSNClickNetworkMySpaceMapleStoryDotaTwo more to go..I'll blog later..
Ciaoxxx
Gonna updateee!!
Dangggg !! People kept asking me to update.. I know my blog is dull !! And boring !!
But who the heck are they ? Think you very big ha ! Now update liao good lar !!Hor !
"Stop asking why am I still blogging!!"
I don't understand why people kept asking me to update..Why bother to update if there's nothing special? Huh ? And also, they call me to update, sendiri never update also, what ? Why so kepo leh ? This is MY BLOG !! MY BLOG!! Why not go update your blog leh !!
New Disclaimer
~THIS IS MY (AND SERIOUSLY MINE) BLOG !! I BLOG, I CHAT, I UPDATE, I NEGLECT, I DO WHATEVER I WANT IN MY BLOG !! I DON'T BOTHER TO UPDATE SOMEDAYS.. YOU CAN ALSO SAY IT AS NEGLECTING !! BUT WHAT THE HECK DO YOU WANT FROM ME ? UPDATE MY BLOG EVERYDAY HAR !! THEN IF COMPUTER/WI-FI/INTERNET GOT PROBLEM LEH !! SHORT UPDATE ALSO SUANG AH ?? ASSHOLE LAR !!
ANOTHER THING IS... WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SPAMMERS ?? ARE THEY LIKE FOLLOWERS OR SOMETHING ?? THEY SPAM .. THEN WHAT THEY EXPECT ME TO SAY ?? I BAN ?? HAHAS. THIS IS LIKE FREAKING CRAZY !! I'M NOT BEING SARCASTIC, BUT THEY REALLY GOOD IN THOSE THINGS HUH ?? BUT WHATEVER, THINK OF IT SPAMMERS .. IF PEOPLE GO TO YOUR BLOG .. READ ALL YOUR POSTS .. TRACK DOWN YOUR I.P. ADDRESS .. THEN TAG YOU WITH LOADS OF CRAPS THAT YOU DON'T BOTHER TO DELETE ? WTF ?? I DON'T REALLY KNOW YOU !! AND HOW YOU GOT MY BLOG ?? BUT PLEASE STOP SPAMMING !! I'M TIRED OF SPAMMERS LIAO .. THINK THEY CAN CRITICIZE ME ?? OH, PLEASE !! I FREAKING HATE THESE NOW !! PLS PLS PLS STOP !!
Let's calm down !! Put this blog to rest !! I talk crap !! I know .. But could you just sympathize me ?? I mean ?? My blog.. Yarhh .. My blog ! I shit here !! My blog is the only place that calms me down .. I mean, yarhh . When I'm angry.. I talk craps and stuffs like I hate you etc etc .. But as long as I never shout at you.. I'm not a perfectionist, as a matter of fact .. But, let me find peace on my blog.. My LaLaLand .. My everything !! So okay, I think I can start not to neglect my blog!
Sorry for it !!>.<
Dammit !! 英文got 75%!! Sien leh !! So down right now!! Haizzzz .. Walao eh .. An Ting never reply me back derhh .. Haiz..
And to Sherlyn: My HP no change liao: 0106651391
Sorry for the inconvenience!!
Haiyo !! HP still got RM2.49 left .. So sien !! Jun Kang lorh !!' Cheh !!
Aiyo !! 22:32 liao !! Gonna sleep !! Good Nite !!
XOXO
Mummy Said:
Playing games is fun! But only after exam !!
Then, I was like:
Then why Ah Yun can one! I thought she still got exam
She was like:
You want to play one or not?
I said:
Yarhhh !! Of cos !
Here's the game entry:
Leeloo's Talent AgencyHelp a young movie fan create Hollywood superstars in Leeloo's Talent Agency! Welcome each aspiring actor and get them ready for the big time by handing out scripts, applying make-up and filming screen tests in level after level of fast-paced fun. Then use your keen eye for detail to get the set ready for a big day of shooting. Each level features an exciting time management round followed by a unique hidden object challenge. Find your talent at Leeloo's Talent Agency!
Humantities
Today I just flirted. It was tough. And I didn't even bothered to remember anything because I was freaking tired last night. I slacked for the entire afternoon by watching television, playing Pet Society and chatting on msn! I really regret because I realise I was too lazy. I panicked this morning before school because of my freakish boyfriend so i was frantically reading through all my Geog and trying to memorise the causes, impacts and blah blah.. of deforestation. I still had to memorise ALL the natural vegetation and know where they are situated?! What the heck. This is soo pressurizing. For goodness sake, I was perspiring after I had a refreshing bath and still perspiring when I was on the schoolbus!
I finally conclude that I hate HUMANTITIES! History was a failure.. It was a total horrendous pile of crap.. How am I supposed to memorise soo much about Empires and blah blah Hitler?! What weird subjects to study. I'm taking Triple Science next time. Whatever!
I am left with two papers to go actually. I will be taking my Maths and ICAS Science on Tuesday. And mind you, the ICAS Science is graded worh! *boo* which means it will be recorded in my GPA... Hahas, I'm sure to deteriorate from my previous GPA de.
Jiayou jiayou Nicole!! Must go muggg. haha, as if i'm so hardworkingg.. btw. I was playing Pet Society just now; I just started Facebook this February! Okay. I agree I am addicted, but I am currently trying my best to resist the temptation. However, I was playing with my friend just now.. And she thought Pet Society was an online game. Haha, I wish!
Just now, when I was playing that game, I saw my friend's pet POOP! I was like, ehmagawd - why must I be there to witness such er xing stuff? Okay. So, I told my friend on msn and she was like, HAHA! She spent time bathing my pet but neglected hers.. Awwz. Lemme tell you, just after I close the msn window, I saw her pet poop again! &, it pooped another time at another part of the room! Come awwn.
Anyway, I was browsing through my almost-dead blog and saw many outdated contests. Oh puh-leez. Silly me, I forgot to check back to the hosts' blogs for the results. I might have missed a whole bunch of results. Do you think I should delete the contest banners, or just leave them up here for... (i dunno, for fun?)
For those of you for have tagged me to ask about the webpage code stuff - please specify which area you want me to help you in. 'Cuz I'm a bit confused. Don't get irritated if I fail to reply you very soon; I have textbooks to mug in! Jiayou for me..
xD Will be posting next time again bahs!
Mid-'Ear' Exam Coming !
Haiz..I very
sien leh . . .
Exam coming soonSien Sien Sien !!
Walao a ..
很sien ..
我爱你..
我很爱你..
我喜欢你..
Currently procrastinating ..
COOL, HUH ?
BTW, CURRRENTLY LISTENING TO SONGS LIKE:
Lady GaGa-Poker Face
Lady GaGa-Beautiful, Dirty, Rich
Robyn-Konichiwa Bitches
The Veronica's-Untouched
Britney Spears-If You Seek Amy
Flo Rida-Right Round
~.~ Haizzzzz..
COMMENT FOR FERLYN (NOT FELYN)
~EH.. SORRY LOR.. I CHANGE HP NO. LIAO..
~NEW HP NO. IS 0106651391..
~KAY KAY..TAKE CARE YAR.. MUAHXX .
Long Post
Yay .. Having loooonnnggg post now ..
Good rite ?
OKAY LET'S START
I am exhausted .. Going Giant on Friday ..
Ugggh. Goddammit ..
Ah Fa kena
gantung..
Jing Xyan kena
buang..
Hais .. Why they not like me yarh ?
.. Finally , applauses to my Bloggie .
OMFG . I have been blogging for years ..
Now anniversary, you know ?
I LOVE U, BLOG !!
I dare not delete the posts cause scared of losing memories.
*sobs .
*sob sob
*sob sob sob
Haiya .. I am so sympathetic leh ..
~.~ I love to PROCRASTINATE ..
~.~ Let's talk crap .. I guess.
C'mon let's talk crap .
Here goes the talked crap ..
I am a gal ..
I am a human .
I love to talk crap ..Duh. Im talking crap now .
I love Science, as a matter of fact.
I dunno a lot of English words..
Lets have a callibration test ..
TEST 1 ~ To know where u are right now
1. Where are you?
~At home, duh ..
TEST 2 ~ To know what u are doing right now
1. What are you doing ?
~ Blogging, duh ?
Okay Okay.. I am damn clever de . I know liao
I will stop this crap-talk kay
Now..
And I seriously meant it ..
I will stop now..
For God's SAKE I will stop now
And NOW too..
Pls let me stop now ..
Uhhuh .. I will stop now..
STOP SCROLLING DOWN, MAN
I told u not to scroll down,
Kay, lar..I know you desperate liao..
So Bye BYe..
I mean it
Stop scrolling down..
Kay lar, Just joking de ..
Hahas. Nice leh..
I told u long post le..
I now woo-ing Jun Kang. 1UMS de..
Suan liao ..
No one is reading what I am writing.......
Bao Bei is rite ..
My blog is only for me..
Only me is reading and writing it.
Only I am controlling it..
Man, thanks for inventing da Internet and Blogs.
I love ya, BLOG-CREATOR..
Okay, now I'm dead serious ..
XOXO
Uppdate..
People complain I nvr really update ..
Haiyo .. Ppl need to study 1 mah..
Got post lyrics already good lor.
Haizz.. What to post leh ?
Oh.. i know liao..
Finally change my blogskin ..
Hahas .. Nice leh..
Li De say he dun like me !
Hmmmmmmm.. i have been crying for days ..
But whatever .. i dun care..
hahaahahahhaaahahaaahahahaha...
I now woo Bao Long leh . good leh
whatever lar ..
XOXO
Rare Lyrics
Janice 卫兰 Reality
Met you by surprise,
I didn't realize that my life
would change forever
Saw you standing there,
I didn't know I cared
There was something special in the air.
Dreams are my reality
The only real kind of real fantasy
Illusions are a common thing
I try to live in dreams
It seems as if it's meant to be.
Dreams are my reality
A different kind of reality
I dream of loving in the night
And loving seems alright although
it's only fantasy.
If you do exist,honeydon'r resist
Show me a new way of loving
Tell me that it's true
Show me what to do
I feel something special about you.
Dreams are my reality
A wonderous world where I like to be
Illusions are a common thing
I try to live in dreams although
it's only fantasy.
Dreams are my reality
I like to dream of you close to me
I dream of loving in the night
and loving you seems right perhaps
that's my reality.
Reality歌词由网搜MP3音乐网收集整理！
周杰伦 - 说好的幸福呢你的绘画凌乱着.
在这个时刻.
我想起喷泉旁的白鸽.
甜蜜散乱了.
情绪莫名的拉扯.
我还爱你呐. .
伴你断断续续唱着歌.
假装没事了. .
时间过了走了.
爱情面临选择. .
你冷了倦了我哭了.
一开始的不快乐. .
你用卡片拭写着. .
有些爱只给到这真的懂了.
怎麽了.你累了.说好的.幸福呐 .
我懂了.不说了.爱淡了.梦远了 .
开心与不开心.一一叙说着.你在不舍 .
那些爱过的感觉都太深刻.我都还记得 .
你不等了.说好的.幸福呐 .
我错了.泪干了.放手了 后悔了 .
只是回忆的音乐盒还旋转着.要怎么停呐 .
你的绘画凌乱着.
在这个时刻.
我想起喷泉旁的白鸽.
甜蜜散乱了.
情绪莫名的拉扯.
我还爱你呐. .
伴你断断续续唱着歌.
假装没事了. .
时间过了走了.
爱情面临选择. .
你冷了却了我哭了.
一开始的不快乐. .
你用卡片拭写着. .
有些爱只给到这真的懂了.
怎麽了.你累了.说好的.幸福呐 .
我懂了.不说了.爱淡了.梦远了 .
开心与不开心.一一叙说着.你在不舍 .
那些爱过的感觉都太深刻.我都还记得 .
你不等了.说好的.幸福呐 .
我错了.泪干了.放手了 后悔了 .
只是回忆的音乐盒还旋转着.要怎么停呐 .
.
怎麽了.
你累了.
说好的.
幸福呐. .
我懂了.
不说了.
爱淡了.
梦淹了.
我都还记得. .
你不等了.说好的.幸福呐 .
我错了.泪干了.放手了 后悔了
只是回忆的音乐盒还旋转着.要怎么停呐 !
Whoopsies
Exam Post...
er.... cannot online before exam......
after exam only can...
aiyo....
very boring....
aeeee.
DaDaDa
Now is 12:08am... Very early ho!chatting with: 永耀...依琳...对不起啦，永耀...我的错.....谁叫我将笨.....真的是超笨的....sorry la....表神奇了啦.....跟你聊天我会哭的叻....表达我叻....我会怕怕的.....哈哈....对不起啦ho!
很想你..........
有看到那个照片里的"X"吗？
哪个是那来cover豆豆的！
嘿嘿！
谢谢你！嘉美！
介绍我photoscape!
伟业...
我不懂做莫会喜欢上你....
可能适应为那天永耀不接受我....
还说他有喜欢的人的那一天吧....
我突然觉得我好像很寂寞......
很伤心......... +.+
可是.....我很怕被拒绝....
怕你很像永耀将.......
喜欢别人.......
我做莫会喜欢上你哦！！！！
哎哟.....................................
我要死了啦！！！！！！！
对不起...我那天跟你告白那件事...请不要放在心里....我会很难过的....我知道你有喜欢的人了....我也是并命的跟你说“我爱你”的....对不起啦....跟你做将多麻烦...对不起，对不起，对不起！！！可是我现在还很喜欢你...很爱你....我方不了你....我真的很喜欢你....我知道你喜欢的人....一定比我美....比我特别....比我可爱....对不起....为什么，我方不了你....对不起.....为了你，我伤害了我自己....I've cutted myself with glass...Because of u, i am afraid为了你，我害我自己...我根本没想要读书.....应为你
没有了你，我的世界很暗....很可怕....很悲伤....很孤独....也很寂寞....我好怕，好怕你会离开我....好怕你会狠我....更加怕你会拒绝我....表，好吗？我会等你的答案的。。么么！
BOOOO
Hullo!!
很闷累....
没有人陪我聊天....
haiz..
你们全部都可以出门跟朋友玩....
这个星期我还要在家里帮啊吗做东西....
haissssss....
你们全部去死啦....
出去都没有带我去....
huh!
还有你....发hiao的死三八...可以不要将不要脸吗？
你们每天都将子管人家....
管好自己先啦.....
hiao 到要命....
死三八....
吊你拉....
你以为你自己很大将!!!
妈的！
♥ 個 人 題 - 10 題 ♥
01 你叫什么 ：雯欣
02 你的綽號 ： Lindsay
03 你的血型 ：唔知哦..忘记佐
04 你的星座 ：山样座
05 你是男還是女 ：女
06 你幾歲 ：13
07 你住哪裡 ：龙园
08 你現在的學校 ：SMK Sri Tebrau
09 你有沒有手機 : 废话~没有手机还是人生的兴趣吗?
10 承上，那是多少 ：啥米?!多少什么？
♥ 朋 友 題 - 10 題 ♥
11 你最要好的朋友（限１個）:没有哦..不喜欢有好朋友..普通朋友就大把..要写吗？
12 你最討厭的人（限１個）：心里是讨厌啦..可是还是朋友啦~毕竟在10000亿个人我们会相遇..证明我们有缘的仇人嘛 =D
情题：10题
13 你有沒有喜歡的人: 有..可是他不喜欢我....
14 如果有，那他叫什麼：TWY....
15 如果没有，你希望什麼時候有另一半：顺其自然
16 到目前為止，你跟多少人告白過：2个
17 到目前為止，你被多少人告白過：哈哈~5个？*哈哈*
18 到目前為止，你交過多少個男／女朋友: 8个
19 你現在有另一半嗎：没有....
20 你最好的同性朋友跟你告白你會怎樣：在她耳边说我是"直"的..哈哈哈哈~~~
21 你初戀情人突然跟你告白你會接受嗎: 叫他手包袱啦
22 你為什麼會喜歡你現在喜歡的人：唔知道哦..感觉吧
23 你和另一半牽手過嗎：废话..不牵手还是另一半吗？
24 你的另一半抱或親過嗎：有啊..
25 你跟異性牽手過嗎：虾米意思？
26 是誰，你們什麼關係：哦哦...是我的宝贝 ==
27 現在有人在追你嗎：不是说了啊...有5个....
混 合 題 - １０ 題
28 如果有天，好朋友離你而去，你會怎樣：看是什么情况啦
29 如果有天，好朋友背叛你，你會怎樣：算了啦~而且都习惯了 == 现在应该蛮多朋友在后面讲我坏话的吧？哈哈~~~
30 如果有天，好朋友對你喜新厭舊了，你會怎樣：没了你又不会死啦
31 如果你很受不了你的父母，你會離家出走嗎：经常..哈哈~因为clubing的关系吧？可是现在老豆都给我去了..我爱我FAMILY!!!!!!..xDD
32 你上課認真嗎:哈哈~~~我说认真等下去到学校给人打==
33 你上課都在做什麼：努力的睡觉和讲话
34 你功課好不好： 哈哈~这个啊..看有没有心去做咯
35 你开电腦都在幹麻：Msn,blog,facebook,pps,friendster
36 你的即时通有多少个同性：唔知乜嘢意思
37 你的即時通裡有多少個異性：啦啦啦啦~~~~~
兇 手 題 - １０ 題
38 傳給你這份問卷的人是誰：Miyoko "lenglui"
39这個人對你好不好：普通朋友吧~应该人不错的吧
40 這個人是你的誰：网友
41 你有喜歡過這個人嗎：有啦..哎哟~~~害羞啦我...哈哈哈！！！choi choi choi ==
42 你們認識多久了：刚认识不久
43 這個人是怎樣的人：不清楚耶~应该是个好女生
44 這個人正／帥嗎： 哇靠！！！美到....我有他一半的美就好咯T-T
45 這個人有沒有喜歡過你：哎哟~等下问问他...(*^__^*) 嘻嘻……
46 這個人跟你有沒有在一起過：我不美他不要我
47 萬一你喜歡這個人，你會怎麼辦：已经喜欢了啦~~~哈哈哈
聯 想 題 - １０ 題
48 說到正妹你會想到誰：miyoko..xD 每个女生都有他的美的啊~~
49 說到帥哥你會想到誰：这个啊...不知道也 .. form2很多！
50 說到憨你會想到誰： 啥米?!
51 說到痴你會想到誰：永耀
52 說到暗戀你會想到誰：谁？是说暗恋我的人吗？
53 說到出去玩你會想到誰：伟业！超爱去唱K的...
54 說到聰明鬼你會想到誰：雪欣....
55 說到傻子你會想到誰: 我自己...
56 說到笑點低你會想到誰：我！！
57 說到愛笑你會想到誰: 我啦...一天到晚都在笑！
學 校 題 - １１ 題
58 你的班導是誰：干嘛要记他的名啊？可是他记我得名记到不能记了~因为我每天没去学校..哈哈
59 你的座位是第幾排第幾個：第二排的....我跟一个鸟坐...嘻嘻....
60 你最喜歡的老師是誰：Pn Hee, 小Teo，老鼠，小林....
61 你的英文好嗎: 好啦!! 我是第二班的叻！
62 你的體育好嗎：咳...很懒==
63 你的数学好么：最讨厌的一棵~
64 你喜不喜歡你的校長：不懂她的人是怎样~
65 你的學校好看嗎：yiiyerr....toilet都臭到要命...你觉得美咩？
66 你的班級是： 1UITM
67 你的班級在幾樓：嘻嘻..一楼...
填后感:
1 被點到必填，不填代表你不尊重傳給你的人和問卷。
２ 請老實的回答每一個問題。
３ 不行擅自塗改題目。
４ 寫完請點8位小朋友，不可不點。
５ 點完後請通知那8位小朋友他被點到了。
６ 那8位小朋友填完問卷，必須把問卷寄回 - 給你填問卷的人
以下这几位。抱歉啦。。。。你被点倒名了。。。。
♥ 依琳 ♥
♥ 永耀 ♥
♥ 吖雯 ♥
♥ Gaqi ♥
♥ Jessica ♥
♥ 文雁 ♥
♥ 嘉美 ♥
♥ 伟业 ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
DaDaDaDa
Hi!! Back from HIATUS!!! Huh!!And ho, that guy from the UITTHO class 1! Still remember, babe!
Fuck him till I die,man!Sorry for not blogging often, kay! But last post already very long ^~^Laptop rosak..Hehe..我很想告白lei你們不會建議的hookay lo..我愛你!!
WYY....
愛 死 你 了 !!真 的 很 愛 你 !!!螬 愛 你 的 !!!要 去 學 校 了!!!拜拜
Bloggin Problem.
Hi! Sorry for not blogging much these days, but too busy. You know why? Cause I cannot get to the computer for long!! Cause of deadlines teacher made for me ! WTF? Why me? I'm so darn busy, man!!
And for all you perverting people with your perverting comics/mags out there! Don't use our ladies' mascara as your...... CONDOM....
That thing up there is fucking real I HAT3 PERVERTS下！！Seriously, my phone needs help ! FS要死了BLOG也要死了FB早都死了！！！！！！！！现在，很像update我的facebook..对，我facebook死了。。死了2WEEK了！！哈哈算了啦。懒惰UPDATE.看电话。。有一个LG的新电话勒。很chio咯！！LG GD900 Crystal
Never wondered that a transparent phone looked so boring !
But, have you noticed...
IT HAS AN UTTERLY TRANSPARENT KEYPAD!!!
OMGWTF!!!
Yes, the keypad works, and I can see a this pale white glowy light lighted up from goodness...
I certainly can't see any bulbs, man !
AND
The alphanumeric transparent keypad doubles as a touchpad for controlling the phone.It can be used like a laptop trackpad, has handwriting recognition, responds to multi-touch commands and accommodates Gesture Command. (Meaning if you use your finger to write an M, Music turns on!!
It's not sure whether the phone will ship with a tempered glass keypad or a hard plastic one--we're rooting for glass, although the plastic version we saw looked fine--but either way, we're looking forward to looking at stuff through it.
TECHNOLOGY IS DAMN AMAZING
The LG Crystal also comes with a ridiculously powerful 8mp camera. Tried and tested. Its photo quality made my current phone die of shame.
BOTH the main screen and touchpad are touch-sensitive. Makes web-surfing a breeze! Wifi-enabled, MP3 player... And all that jazz that smartphones nowadays come embedded with.
But the thing that sets the LG Crystal apart from the multitude of other smartphones is STYLE.
Afterall, who else is so Clearly Fashionable? Eh, eh? See the pun??
I know, I totally stole the LG slogan and tried to pass it off as my own joke, but still.I really like the transparent touchpad. The touchpad is in fact a slim tempered glass, and the battery door is also transparent.
Okay la.. Win the phone here ! Lucky,you come to my blog!!
How creative you are will determine whether you win a brand new phone worth $938!!!
There are SIX LG Crystals to be won!!
Since I was informed I was going to do this advertorial some time ago, I've been thinking of different ideas on how to make this contest more inspiring for you all!!
Remember, TRANSPARENT IS THE NEW BLACK..
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``tagged to do this
Answer the questions and tag people when you are done. Re-tag me when you have done yours!
So why aren't you in love with your ex anymore?
-Fell out of love
Are you generally a happy person?
-Yea
Who's in your profile picture with you?
-Me
What colour shirt are you wearing?
-Purple
Where will you be in a hour?
-Badminton Court
Who was the first person you talked to today?
-Jia Hui
How's your heart been lately?
-Excited
Why did you last smile?
-Jokes
How do you feel right now?
-Tired
Had sex at school?
-No!!!
Are you good at making new friends?
-Kinda. I messed up sometimes.
Have you ever seen someone you knew & purposely avoided them?
-Ya
Are you wearing makeup?
-Nope
Will this Sunday be a good one?
-Err. I GUESS
When will your next kiss be?
-When I have a boyfriend
If you could move to Africa would you?
-Nope
Ever kissed someone who was in a relationship?
-Nope
Are promises important to you?
-Yes
Would you ever tell someone you loved them first?
-Yes, If i'm crazy for him
Anyone of the opposite sex been on your mind lately?
-Errr. Ya
Someone knocks on your window at 2 am, what do you say?
-Friends calling me to go club, bah?
Will you be in a relationship next month?
-Lucky, then can lorh...
Do you love anyone right now?
-Yea
Honestly, who was the last person to tell you that they love you?
-JBtalks, got 1 people name 爱@欣宝贝...
What is your favorite number?
-8
Would you consider having that many kids?
-LOL, no!
Do you ever write notes on your hand?
-Haha. Ya
Are you violent?
-Ya？Muahaha
Were you ever teacher's pet?
-Yarh, i guess？ Science teacher!!
What made you decide to wear the outfit you wore today?
-Never wear a long time ready
Have you ever done yoga?
-yea, stopped
Would you have sex on the first date?
-Nope!
Do you prefer to seduce or be seduced?
-Seduce
Do you prefer fast paced dancing or slow dancing?
-Fast-paced dancing bah?
Has someone ever taken advantage of you in any way?
-Ya
Have you ever fallen asleep while driving?
-I'm still underaged to drive ;D
Do you believe that you should fight for love?
-Naturalized it wei~
Do you make excuses often?
-Everyone does
Where did you last kiss someone?
-3unimas..
Have you ever felt like you lost?
-Yea
What grade is the last person you kissed in?
-Form 1, UM
What's something you really want right now?
-Wild Parties, woo hooo
Who was the last person to disappoint you?
-Myself
Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
-嘉美
Do you know someone in jail?
-No
What were you doing at 2:00 this morning?
-Dreaming, bah？
Do you wear glasses or contacts?
-Glasses in school. Contact lenses at home..
Were you'd rather be right now?
-Friend's house
Are you going on vacation this coming summer?
-It's summer to me everyday. Anyway, yes, I am.
Waiting for someone to call?
-I hope he can call.
Do you have plans for tomorrow?
-Got school, wei !!
Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?
-Takashimaya
Do you still talk to the last person you dated?
-Why not? We're just friends.
Have you ever kissed a complete stranger?
-No
What was the last thing you drank?
-Crysanthemum tea
What is for dinner tonight?
-Japanese Java Curry, Rice,
Does your last ex miss you?
-.Ask him larh
Does anyone love you?
-2 or 3 bah?
Does the last person you shared a bed with mean anything to you?
My sister. We love each other, don't we?
Have you ever had a real kiss with anyone whose name started with an L, K, J, A, T, M.
-Yes
Does anyone see you kiss the last person you kiss?
-Yes
When a friend walks out of your life, do you go after them or let them go?
-Depends on who.
Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
-Usually yes.
Do you believe in love at first sight?
-Yes, why not?
Have you ever lived with your girlfriend/boyfriend?
-No
Have you ever been heartbroken?
ya..
.
Has anyone ever tried to ruin a relationship you were in?
-I guess
Do you have a best friend?
-I don't believe in "best" friend!
So far, which school year has been the best?
Last year and this year.
Do you hate anyone?
-I choose not to hate. But i do take revenge
Do you sing in the shower?
-I love to.
What did you last cry about?
-When my cat died.
How old will you be in 10 months?-14..Can't wait!
Do you think you'll be married by then?
-Nope! In a relationship would be good!
What do you look forward to most in the next 1 month?
-Group studying
Who was the last person you called?
-According to my phone records is "Sharon"
Who was the last person to call you?
-An Ting
What's your ringtone?
-徐佳莹 失落沙洲
Do you have any pets?
-Mmmm Mmmm
Are your parents married/divorced/separate?
-Divorced.
When is the last time you saw your sister/Brothers?
-I'm alone. No sis/no bro
How many countries have you lived in?
2
How many cities/towns have you lived in?
5/6
Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
-Depends where am I
What was the last thing you ate?
-Mentos. Fruit 1
What is your favourite ice cream?
-Oreo 1
Do you like coffee?
-Yarh
What do you drink in the morning?
-Water
Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?-
-The side facing the computer.
Do you eat out or at home more often?
-Home. Homedish is the best
Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
-??No
Do you know any other languages?
-Cantonese, Malay, Japanese,.
Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
-A POOL
Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seat?
-A window seat
What is your favourite thing to spend money on?
-Anything I love
Do you wear any jewelry?
-N0
What is your favourite TV show?
-Taiwan TV Shows. Very funny
Who do you agree with the most on things?
-Nope. I'm unique
Do you shut off the water when you brush your teeth?
-Ya
Do you sleep with your closet doors opened or closed?
-Close
Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of killer bees?
-I'll kill myself first.
Who have you talked to the most today in person?
-mom
Is it easy to make you cry?
-Ya
Is it hard to trust others?
-Depends.
Do you like using big words?
-Seldom.
Do you care too much/not at all/just enough?
-Sometimes too much.
Have you ever had depression?
-I always smile/laugh!
What would you do if your best friends died?
-Finish all his/her last wishes.
Do you consider yourself lucky?
-I am very lucky.
How often do you cry anyways?
-Many times bah?
Are you afraid to tell your true feelings?
-Ya
I bet you're thinking of someone now?
-Ya. LOL
Can you honestly say that you're okay right now?
-No
Do you tell people you're okay when you're really not?
-Ya, I'm good at lying sometimes.
Have your friends met your parents?
-Ya, but some of them never.
Have you ever thought about killing someone in detail?
-Yes!!!
What do you have pierced on you?
-My ears
Have you ever been on a blind date?
-Nope.
When is the last time you saw fireworks?
-This year
Are you taller than your mom?
-2 cm more!!
Did the one person who hurt you the most in your life apologize?
-No
Are you good at hiding your feelings?
-I'm very good at that
Are you wasting your time on someone?
-I did. I hope not this time.
Explain the last time you threw up.
-Roller coaster. or maybe too much Vodka? IDK
Do you have a bad temper?
-I'm quite patient larh
Do you think you'll be married in 10 years?
-Hopefully.
Can I not tag anyone.. They won't reply,. Haha..
Now I'm going off.. Bye
Hi!1 Long time no blog.
Short update..
Just gonna tell ya im going on hiatus..
Bye
Hi Hi ! back from hiatus .. May be on hiatus again .. haiz. too many stress .. anyway.. school is .. errm. too hiao, too crazy, too much of xiao-Q（开慧）..
苏钰杰..yesterday (21/8) is a very very crazy day.. yes, the crazy means.. Water-War!! So i don't want to talk abt the starting (when i go to skool,teacher din come, etc) .. i'll skip to the last period.
As usual, i brought along my camera. for better shots of Geography project .. so i went to the 2UPM, take photo. and then Bilik Kaunseling, take photo oso. Then, the last period, Marshitha tell us got Gotong Royong.. I hate GR. Soo... me, Urwa and An ting go ponteng kelas at Bilik Kaunseling. BK is next to 2UPM.. So when we pass by 2UPM (Cik. Jessica's teaching).. They all very
hai..When i go inside BK, Cikgu Wafi ask me how to make a blog. So i tell him to create blogger lorh !
Then, aft some minutes, Kampung Boy passed by.. And he called An Ting out. So they talked lorh..
Then, An Ting come back and tell me, "Eh, 苏钰杰 say he got present to give u leh !" Then i tot the present was a
slap.. But apparently.. it's not !
So when CW (Cikgu Wafi) is creating the blog. Me and An Ting go out.. Then Tang Ting Ting say " eh 苏钰杰 . yr
sweet dream come out already leh !". '
KB (Kampung Boy) then take a Pringle out.. He then say "苏钰杰give u 1, u want to accept or not?"
For a second tot, i thing it's not Pringles inside, maybe some cockcroaches, lizards, etc that makes me shout in eww ..
So, i say to him.. "u open first". this time 苏钰杰 is watching. then,he open the cap.
Conversation ::
BK: I open liao.
XT: Open the paper or watever it is.
BK: i cannot.. 苏钰杰 give u 1..
XT: then u help me open, can?
BK: cannot .. ltr苏钰杰 angry!
XT: then, hand them over.
BK: nah @!
I take the pringles and then i shake it... With full surprise. It is
REALLY Pringles.. Omigawd, i thougght.
Then, 苏钰杰 come to me, take out his HP .
苏钰杰-Gimme yr hp no.
xiaoT-cannot..
苏钰杰-gimme leh
xiaoT-i say cannot means cannot!!
苏钰杰-u dun gimme i go kiss u hor!!
xiaoT-u come larh.
(*then he kept his hp and come toward me *i fast fast say)
xiaoT-010
Kamp.Boy-Oiii ! faster larh. 010
苏钰杰-010..
xiaoT-665
苏钰杰-665..
xiaoT-1391
苏钰杰-10q ha..
xiaoT-watever lar.
Kamp.Boy-then u want this Pringle or not?
xiaoT-WANT!!
So i take it..
Before 10mins of going back home, me and an ting faster go back and pack up. Then by that time. 2UPM and 2UNIMAS already lined-up..So AT and me walk past 2UPM..Everybody is like hai yang.. shall continue ltr..
H.I.A.T.U.S
bEfOrE sKoOl
*sCrEaM !! aHH
pHEW, eXam finally over !! wahaha ! I am so
exhausted.. Awww. I improved.. Yeah really I
improved !! Here are the following resutls that i get !
^w^
Science - 86 ! yAy.. (
Previously,
78English - 78 ! yAy.. (
Previously,
75I asked Pn. Maria for 2 more marks so that I can get 80% but she says cannot !! Hmmps
H1N1 Virus Killed !!!!
Nowadays, people cared about the
Swine Flu. WTF? Okay..You can die if you
get it larh..But Malaysia is unaffected marh ? Care less man !
~fUcK .. I want to fuck 1 PUPM guy, man!! He think he's so damn handsome meh. Breee arh ! So damn ugly only.. I also dunno why he wants to say I
sibe ugly!! He more uglier, man !
My edited pic.. Damn cute, rite?
His
non-edited Photo.. So damn ugly rite !
Okay larh.Maybe not that ugly lorh! But he's so WTF !! I just want to slap his face man ! Whatever larh !
I gtg.. Ciaoxx
started SDO-ing
Wauww.. Many people sure does love SDO-X..Just signed up for one. Haven't play yet lar..Ltr go home only play..So bye bye
Going GaGa
Dammit ! I'm like hearing GaGa's song all the time!! I am really going
GaGa over her ! Whatever larh.. Let me continue
blogging.. ^.^
Event:He kissed me and I liked it!
Whatever larh ! De Xiang also saw what?? He and Hui Ping also like that 1 marh!! Haiya..And it felt so good ! I want more!
Event: New timetable! ^w^
Mwahahaha!! Don't need to face the boring fact that Chinese lesson is on Friday ! Mwahahaha.. But hmm hmm, the Friday don't have Chinese cannot see him lerh!! Aiya.. I don't care much larh ! Can see him at school already good lerh ! Haha !
Event: An Ting's Watch Plays Lost-And-Found
During Chinese lesson, AT(An Ting) lends JT(Jessica Tay) her Casio watch.. And then missing..Mwahahaha..So cannot trust JT derh! Anyway, when they're outside finding that freaking watch, KJT(Kuan Jin Tern) came back with a pink watch on his hand..Then, I was like..WTF? Isn't that AT's watch merh?? Then I ask KJT.."Ehh!!你在哪里看到那个手表的?".. And then he's like.."Norrh!!那个toilet那边!"..And then I say, "那个手表是安婷的leh!!"..He replies,"Oorh!!Then你给回他啦~!"Conversation damn long derh !I know!Then AT came back..Looking exhausted,I put her watch beside her blue and big file.. She's like..WTF?And I tell her the truth lorh !!..As a matter of fact, I am so sad that her watch is broken!!Haiz O.o confessions of a broken heart..
Event:KH project.. ACCEPTED
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~! I damn happy derh!..Whatever larh..
Event: XOXO..
You spam, OMG ! I ban !
I've been such a fucking blogger since the school re-opens..Haiz. Spamming starts again.. WTF ? Why can't they just show their names..Scare ah ? Stupid freaking idiots..BTW, as the saying goes...
You spam..I ban..
Nobody ignore it, huh ? So whatever. I fucking like to ban people..WAHAHAHA.. Working on a new blogskin .. Hahas .. This one too kawaii lerh.. So change lorhh. Common sense right.. People keep asking me things like "You always change blogskins de" and "You soo complicated with blogskins arhh" somemore got "You very idiot leh !(Said by Urwa most of the time!) also got "You fucking bitch ! This blogskin not nice mehh !" .. Waoww .. Complaints all the time..
This time my blogskins gotta be simple.. Title: ILY..Aiya.. Don't care larhh .ILY no one, you know..
Today, school is dammmit perfect.. Got
check gigi leh ! Mwahahaha.. The nurse puts
sour thingy into Urwa's
mouth .. Wahahaha..
My one still okay derhh.. Wahaha..
I've realised something.. You know what, I started to give definitions to many peoples.. Things like PMS, WTF, OMFG and the list goes on and on..
O.O Let's play a defining game..
Define PMS.
1. A powerful spell that women are put under about once every month, which gives them the strength of an ox, the stability of a Window's OS, and the scream of a banshee. Basically, man's worst nightmare.
2. The woman's "time of the month" when her uterus sheds its lining because her monthly egg isn't fertilized and dies. The worst time to be around a woman, because she becomes an irrational psycho bitch which froths at the mouth with rage and seeks to destroy anything which stands in her way.
3. The transformation of woman to beast, occurring once every month. Similar to the werewolf, a PMSing woman becomes a dog-like creature capable only of eating, sleeping, barking, annoying the neighbors, and leaving messes that she expects you to clean up.
4. Pre-Menstrual Syndrome. An array of symptoms that comes from a hormonal upset as a woman's body prepares to either become pregnant or expel an unfertilized ovary. Can involve cramping, water retention, mood swings, spontaneous stimulation, etc.
Define Kaninabu
1. Malaysian/Singapore Hokkien word meaning, "fuck your mother".
You know. I found something horny, today..But in words..So here goes:
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WTF?????????? WHY ARE PEOPLE CAMWHORING ?
btw, i am going offline lerh .
So bye
Blogging in Mamas' Computer !
I feared Michael Jackson, man .
Afterlifes seems so horror-ing.
Shall be continue
.........................................................
Harlow .. I'm back .
Just finish drawing the KH stuff.
Sadly, MJ still not in peace.
Some more haunts his own house.
What the ?
I was so sad to hearing the news man.
SO SAD.,
Tomorrow needs to hear the You Are Not Alone song, man ?
Need to refill the lyrics also.
Haiyo .
XOXO
QUESTION~BLOND OR BRUNETTE
I know that Edward (As In Twilight) prefers brunettes and, I for one, is almost one.. And I'm so that proud. Sorry, blondes. You already have more fun, the least you can do is give us brunettes Edward^.^ But since we no longer live in 1918, we actually have the option to be either blonde or brunette…and this goes for the gentlemen as well. So what shall it be?
As you know, I am a big
Twilight fan. ^.^ . And a proud-to-be. I
discovered something. Several of the Twilight cast members drastically changed their hair color to conform to our beloved Cullens, one thought it would be fun to see which actors you think underwent an improvement or a major fashion no-no.
Here's your chance to let me know. By tagging..
First off, we have Peter Facinelli who bleached his dark brown locks to be the dashing blond, Dr. Carlisle Cullen. Who would you want to play doctor with: Peter or Carlisle?
Next, we have Nikki Reed who also said goodbye to her luscious brown hair for platinum bombshell Rosalie Hale. Glamorous do or glamorous don’t?
Let’s not forget blond hottie Kellan Lutz who shaved off his blond curls for short, hunky and dark haired Emmett Cullen (I am aware that in the book Emmett had dark curls, but in the movie it was short.). Would you miss running your hands through his hair?
Or what about Jackson Rathbone vs. Jasper Hale? Talk about difference. Could he soothe your nerves with brown or blond hair?
And although Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart didn’t go through a drastic change for Twilight, it doesn’t mean they haven’t had their fun with bleach and dye. Which color do you prefer? Tell me what you think.
Hi Hi
Wow !! Now not so many complaints ler ! Hehes ! Been listening to songs like Katy Perry's Waking Up In Vegas and Veronicas' Untouched ! Walao ? The video like want to
hypnotise people de ! Siao man ?
Working on new skin !! Damn long de ! Haiyo . Well.. Here's some school thing !! I've got number 2 in class, man !! 2 !! 2 !! Okay okay ! Last time got 9 .. At least I've improved ! Yayyy . So happy man !! Luv ya teacher !!
So .. Short post kay ? XOXO
Thinking
I've realized something -.-'
1) I hate household insects !
2) Butterflies are not even social !
Err . About number 1 .. Here's some complaints !
1) Lizards
2) Cockroaches
3) Flying Beetles (Yii Yerr)
4) Wood-boring beetles
5) Mosquitoes
6) Moths
7) Flies
8) Ants (easy to kill la)
I presume you are a normal being reading my blog, not an insect-loving lunatic.
Now... humans can taser lions, shoot rockets into space, invent electricity, etc - why the fuck are we losing the battle against muthafucking insects living in our homes?!
Another thing is that, I saw a gecko (another name for fucking disgusting house lizards) were kept for pets !! WTF ?
That's right! Mushy rubbery fuckers with protuberant eyes and tails that fall off and innards that are visible underneath translucent skin - are loved, fed, and have a price tag on them!
WTF!
In fact, when I went to Angie's place, they showed me a lizard's skeleton that was kiaped in a door frame. They said that lizards were really rare and seemed to like the skeleton.
Heck ?
When asked for my opinion on it, I merely grimaced. If only they lived in Singapore lizards shit on their kitchen counter!!!
Henceforth, to aid fellow Singaporeans get rid of pests living in their house, I suggest the following methods:
1) SCREENED DOORS AND WINDOW
So here's the age-old question:
Should I open the window?
Yes for ventilation ! No for insects flying in. Therefore, I want a window that can let in air and not let in insects
The answer is so simple: Screen the
goddamn window!
In my dream home I have windows closed all the time with the aircon on 24/7, but right now I can't afford to do that - and besides, having so much A/C on is bad for the environment.
Not that I really care about the environment though. I am just saying that to applease the environmentalist segment of my blog readers, who are probably smiling and nodding in approval right now.
Anyway even if I do have so much money, I can't possibly A/C the kitchen also, since you need to let cooking smells air out, etc.
Therefore, screen windows!
Further to screen windows, I also suggest double screen windows.
That is, two screens that are set about 1 inch apart.
The outer layer screen will have a
high-voltage electricity charge running through it.
Everytime a fly or bird tries to transpass into your private property, they will fizzle, shriek, and either lose a good wing or die.
(Pigeon with burnt beak. Hilarious!)
The inner screen is to make sure you don't go touch the outer screen, and to doubly make sure any flexible and electricity-resistant insect won't through. I know, if he went through the first what's to stop him going through the second one, right?
Get off my back!
And what do you mean rain will short-circuit my electric screen? My screen is rain-smart so it can detect rain and stop electricity then, ok!
Further to maiming birds and frying insects, this can also deter burglers. Not that burglers are very common in Singapore, but prevention is better than cure.
2) AIRTIGHTS CUPBOARDS
Most people have some sort of 'Dry Food cupboard' to store their instant mee, chips, cornflakes, canned food, etc.
Even if every single item of your food products are sealed up properly, this cupboard will never fail to attract lizards, roachs and ants.
(I am beginning to suspect that insects can read food labels.)
The answer? A magnet and some rubber tubings.
Just like a fridge, except not cold inside.
Maybe it would be a good idea to add a hippo dehumidifer inside said cupboard too.
Eh, will it get very hot inside and ruin the food? Ok lor, maybe give this cupboard a little screen window too.
I also want to air-seal all my cutlery and crockery too!
Fuck man. When I was a kid my mom used to insist I rinse my forks and spoons instead of using them directly out of the cutlery drawer.
I used to think she was bonkers since the utensils are all washed clean before being put into the drawer. For years I ignored her.
One day, I saw an albino cockroach (slightly less gross than a normal one, but still a roach) happily crawling on the dessert spoons when I opened the cutlery drawer. I should have listened to Momo. :(
Air-sealed = Ok to use forks and spoons direct from the drawer.
That's presuming any insects managed to get pass your mighty screen windows and doors in the first place.
3) THE SINK AS DEATHTRAP
Humans can survive for weeks without food but only 3 days without water. Don't trust my statistics coz I can't be bothered to research them properly, but I think that's about right.
Since muthafucking lizards have porous skin, I presume they also need a hell lot of water to survive, just like humans. Roaches, not so much.
That's why we always see lizards crawling in kitchen sinks. (Or am I just unlucky here??)
Whenever I see this happen, I always spray the lizard with water until it is dizzy and meanwhile, squeeze dish-washing liquid all around the sink's edges.
Then I stand there and laugh as the lizard attempts to crawl out but keeps slipping back into the bottom. It's funny in a my-skin-is-crawling-but-why-am-i-smiling? way.
If it's small enough, I will try to force it down the drain. If it's too big... Well I managed to squeeze an adult one before... Maybe can chop it in half first....
But what if I am not around!?? I don't want any water-stealing lizard to survive, do I?
Therefore, I demand that a scientist should invent Lizislide. (Catchy isn't it??) Lizislide shall be the name of a stone material that is so smooth, lizards cannot hold a grip on it.
(There is a spray that creates this effect, but sprays wash off...)
Lizislide shall be used to construct all sinks. It will be a revolutionary product.
At the bottom of the sink shall be an insinkerator.
This "food" grinder can be set to "Automatically detect food and grind cruelly" during the night when you are not free to manually kill your pests.
So here goes:
Lizard is thirsty.
Lizard goes into sink, hoping to find water, maybe food bits if lucky.
Lizard happily crawls into sink; slides downwards rapidly; realises impending death as it sees insinkerator looming.
Lizard frantically waves hands, hoping to break the deadly fall; succeeds.
Lizard attempts to crawl out of sink.
After 6 attempts, almost makes it halfway when gravity did the inevitable and it drops into insinkerator with a sorry plop.
Insinkerator detects new "food"; makes a loud beep sound to warn lizard, but futile as lizard is trapped and does not understand beeps anyway; grinds lizards into paste.
At least lizard is not thirsty anymore - coz dead lizards can't thirst!!
HAHAHAHA!!
And anyway if Lizislide works then loads of walls can all be made with Lizislide!
4) SPRAYABLE LIZARD SPRAY
I know, Sprayable Lizard Spray sounds so corny... And also, this post is turning into another Lizard Hating Post.
Whatever.
I've come to realise that I hate encountering lizards way more than roaches because my killing rate of a roach is about 99%.
The only times I manage not to kill it is when it manages to run underneath a low cupboard which is too heavy for me to move.
But normally I am very determined for its death and I have 100% faith in the insect sprays nowadays!
Seriously man... About 3 sprays on the roach (even in midair) and the roach turns on its back pleading for mercy! At this point I'd grab it with loads of tissue, hold it as far as humanly possible from my face, and flush it down the loo.
But shitass lizards are muthafucking difficult to kill!
Killing rate is maybe 50% if I try hard enough. Nowadays I don't bother killing the big lizards coz it's just so goddamn gross.
They move so fast and sprays don't work on them!
The only way to kill them is via smacking, and there are not many objects around for you to smack them with that are hard enough and you don't mind dirtying.
I particularly like using the tinfoil roll. Tissue boxes don't work coz they are too soft. Just a note.
So therefore, here's a million dollar idea for Baygone: Why not a lizard spray?
Every spray shoots out a substance that can:
- Erode the lizard's disgusting skin. Just like how salt is to slugs. They can't be that different!
- Form into a spiderweb-like sticky piece to trap lizard in place while humans find an object to smash it with.
- Come up with something yourself, goddamn scientists! Do I have to tell you everything?
BTW I once sprayed a lizard with my Veet Hair Removal Cream. I don't think it worked. Or maybe it did make its skin hairless and silky.
I inadvertently made a bloody lizard more sexy.
Ciaoxx Evilers !
Before School
Hahas .. School reopen liao .. Then An Ting didn't come to school .. So Sien .. Tomorrow only she can come .. Siao meh ?? Sick for so long ah ?? Haiyo .. I very sien de leh !! Haiz .. Today also she won't come .. Cause of her 5.00a.m. fever .. Actually, now also she de-fever liao de leh !! Her mother keeps bragging .. Siao, man !!
By the way, for only like 5 minutes .. I going to school liao .. Bus is coming .. So I will continue at night ..
XOXO
Gaming
Hi hi !! I have realised that I have been playing games for the whole holiday ..
And HTML Codes always shows up .. So I will interpret what is it doing !!
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Massaging !!
Wah .. My 奶奶 got a random massage from a Thai Massager leh .. Why I never get de ?? I also very hardworking de leh !! >.< So jealous !! She just slept there and then the Thai helps her massage her
almost dead leg !! What the heck ?? It's a 2-hour massage .. No transport fees .. No additional charge .. Chemical-free .. Alcohol-free .. Unfortunate lar .. Camera cable got problem .. Need to buy another one .. So use my phone's one .. But the quality not nice .. Photoshopped liao de .. But then, quality still that bad .. Haiyo .. Work so hard le leh ..
I kept searching for like .. Awards stuff ?? Yeah .. I think so .. But whatever lar .. Blogging always come first to me de lar .. Hahas .. Here's some Male/Female Titles ..
MALE TITLES
The Architect of Rock And Roll
- Little Richard
The Boss
- Bruce Springsteen
Chairman of The Board
- Frank Sinatra
The Father Of Death Metal
- Chuck Schuldiner
God
- Eric Clapton UK
God of Rock
- Freddie Mercury U.K.
King
- Elvis Presley United States
God of Songs
- Jacky Cheung Hong Kong
- Sam Hui Hong Kong [19]
Godfather of Britpop
- Ray Davies UK [20]
Godfather of Goth
- Peter Murphy UK [21][22]
Godfather of Folk
- Narasimha Murthy, Manapragada India [23]
Godfather of Grunge
- Neil Young Canada [24]
Godfather of Heavy Metal
- Ozzy Osbourne UK [25]
Godfather of Punk
- Iggy Pop U.S. [26][27]
- Pete Townshend UK [28][29]
Godfather of Punk Guitar
- Ron Asheton U.S. [30]
Godfather of Rap
- Rudy Ray Moore U.S. [31]
George Clinton U.S. [32]
Godfather of Rocksteady
- Alton Ellis Jamaica [33]
Godfather of Soul -
- James Brown U.S. [34][35]
Grandfather of Rock and Roll
- Robert Johnson U.S. [36]
His Purple Majesty or His Royal Badness
- Prince U.S. [37][38][39][40]
King of Bhangra
- Malkit Singh UK [41][42]
King of the Blues
- John Lee Hooker U.S. [43]
- B. B. King U.S. [44][45]
King of Country
- Roy Acuff U.S. [46]
- Garth Brooks U.S. [47]
- George Strait U.S. [48]
King of Folk
- Woody Guthrie U.S. [49]
- Bob Dylan U.S. [50]
- Narasimha Murthy, Manapragada India [51]
King of Folk-rock
- Bob Dylan U.S. [52]
King of Funk
- Rick James U.S. [53]
King of Heavy Metal
- Ozzy Osbourne U.K. [54]
King of the High C's
- Luciano Pavarotti Italy [55]
King of the Jukebox
- Louis Jordan U.S. [56]
- Dick Todd U.S. [57]
King of the Pan Flute
- Gheorghe Zamfir Romania [58]
King of Pop
- Michael Jackson U.S. [59][60]
King of Canto Pop
- Jacky Cheung China [61]
King of Chinese Pop
- Jay Chou Taiwan [62]
The Four Heavenly Kings of Chinese Pop
- Jacky Cheung Hong Kong [18]
- Leon Lai Hong Kong [18]
- Andy Lau Hong Kong [18]
- Aaron Kwok Hong Kong [18]
King of Japanese Pop
- Tetsuya Komuro Japan [63]
King of Latin Pop
- Juan Gabriel Mexico [64]
- Enrique Iglesias Spain [65]
- Julio Iglesias Spain [66]
- Ricky Martin Puerto Rico [67]
King of Punk Rock
- Joe Strummer U.K. [68]
King of Raï
- Khaled Algeria [69][70]
King of Rap
- Kurtis Blow U.S. [71]
- DMX U.S. [72]
- Snoop Dogg U.S. [73][74]
- Eminem U.S. [75]
- Jay-Z U.S. [76][77]
- The Notorious B.I.G. U.S. [78]
- 50 Cent U.S. [79]
- Rick Rubin U.S. [80]
- Russell Simmons U.S. [80]
King of R&B
- R. Kelly U.S. [81][82]
- Usher U.S. [83]
King of Reggae
- Bob Marley Jamaica [84][85]
King of Rockabilly
- Carl Perkins U.S. [86][87]
King of Rock and Roll
- Chuck Berry U.S. [88]
- Fats Domino U.S. [89]
- Alan Freed U.S. [90]
- Bill Haley U.S. [90]
- B.B. King U.S. [89]
- Michael Jackson U.S. [60]
- Elvis Presley U.S. [91]
- Little Richard U.S. [92]
King of Shock Rock
- Alice Cooper U.S. [93][94]
King of Skiffle
- Lonnie Donegan UK [95]
King of Soul
- James Brown U.S. [96]
- Michael Jackson U.S. [60]
- Otis Redding U.S. [97]
King of Swing
- Benny Goodman U.S. [98]
King of Western Swing
- Bob Wills U.S. [99]
- Spade Cooley U.S. [100]
King of the South
- Ludacris U.S. [101][102]
- T.I. U.S. [103]
King of Tejano
- Emilio U.S. [104]
The Metal God
- Rob Halford U.K. [105]
Mister Country Music
- Red Foley U.S. [106]
The Modfather
- Paul Weller U.K. [107][108]
Pope of Mope
- Morissey UK [109]
The Prince Of Calabria
- Alex Gaudino U.S. [110]
Prince of Motown
- Marvin Gaye U.S. [111]
Prince of Darkness
- Ozzy Osbourne U.K. [112]
Prince of Pop
- Justin Timberlake U.S. [113]
- Erik Santos Philippines [114]
- Robbie Williams U.K. [115]
Prince of Latin Pop
- Enrique Iglesias Spain [116]
- Ricardo Montaner Argentina [117]
Prince of R&B
- Usher U.S. [118]
Prince of Reggae
- Dennis Brown U.S. [119][120]
Prince of Soul
- Marvin Gaye U.S. [121]
- Momy Levy Israel [122]
- Otis Redding U.S. [123]
Prince of Wails
- Johnnie Ray U.S. [124][125]
FEMALE TITLES
Empress of Pop
-Ayumi Hamasaki Japan [126]
Empress of Soul
-Gladys Knight U.S. [127]
First Lady of Hip Hop Soul
-Faith Evans U.S. [128]
First Lady of Country
-Tammy Wynette U.S. [129][130]
First Lady of Song
-Ella Fitzgerald U.S. [131][132]
Godmother of Punk
-Patti Smith U.S. [133][134]
High Priestess of Soul
-Nina Simone U.S. [135][136]
Queen Bee
-Lil' Kim U.S. [137]
Queen of the Blues Koko Taylor U.S. [138][139]
Dinah Washington U.S. [140][141]
Queen of Christmas Music Amy Grant U.S. [142][143]
Queen of Classical Crossover Sarah Brightman U.K. [144]
Queen of Clubs Dannii Minogue Australia [145]
Kylie Minogue Australia [146]
Queen of Country Kitty Wells U.S. [147][148]
Loretta Lynn U.S. [149][150]
Reba McEntire U.S. [149][151]
Dolly Parton U.S. [149][152]
Queen of Disco Donna Summer U.S. [153]
Gloria Gaynor U.S. [154]
Sylvester U.S. [155]
Queen of Folk Joan Baez U.S. [156]
Sandy Denny U.K. [157]
Vinjamuri Anasuya Devi India [158]
Odetta U.S. [159]
Queen of Gospel Mahalia Jackson U.S. [160][161]
Queen of Heavy Metal Lee Aaron Canada [162]
Kiloran Greenan U.S. [163]
Sharon Osbourne U.K. [54]
Queen of Hip Hop Missy Elliott U.S. [164]
Lauryn Hill U.S. [165]
Queen of Hip Hop Soul Mary J. Blige U.S. [166][167]
Queen of Hip-Pop Namie Amuro Japan [6]
Queen of Jazz Ella Fitzgerald U.S. [168][169]
Queen of Pop Beyoncé U.S. [170][171]
Mariah Carey U.S. [172][173]
Celine Dion Canada [174][175]
Whitney Houston U.S. [176][177]
Janet Jackson U.S. [178][179]
Madonna U.S. [180][181]
Shakira Colombia [182]
Gwen Stefani U.S. [183]
Britney Spears U.S. [184][185]
Queen of Canto Pop Anita Mui Hong Kong [186][187]
Queen of Chinese Pop Teresa Teng Republic of China [188]
Queen of Christian Pop Amy Grant U.S. [189][190]
Queen of Japanese Pop Namie Amuro Japan [191][192]
Ayumi Hamasaki Japan [193]
Queen of Latin Pop Gloria Estefan U.S. [194]
Queen of Urban Pop Aaliyah U.S. [195]
Queen of the Power Ballad Celine Dion Canada [196]
Queen of Punk Rock Joan Jett U.S. [197]
Siouxsie Sioux U.K. [198]
Toyah Willcox U.K. [199]
Queen of R&B Beyoncé U.S. [200][201]
Mary J. Blige U.S. [202][203]
Brandy U.S. [204][205]
Ruth Brown U.S. [206][207]
Mariah Carey U.S. [208]
Double Japan [6]
Alicia Keys U.S. [209][210]
Janet Jackson U.S. [211][212]
Queen of Canadian R&B Jully Black Canada [213]
Queen of Rockabilly Wanda Jackson U.S. [214]
Queen of Rock and Roll Janis Joplin U.S. [215][216]
Courtney Love U.S. [217]
Stevie Nicks U.S. [218][219]
Pink U.S. [220]
Gwen Stefani U.S. [221]
Tina Turner U.S. [222][223]
Queen of Soul Aretha Franklin U.S. [224]
Alicia Keys U.S. [225]
White Queen of Soul Dusty Springfield U.K. [226][227]
Queen of Tejano Laura Canales U.S. [228]
Lydia Mendoza U.S. [229]
Selena U.S. [230]
Princess of Crunk Ciara U.S. [231]
Princess of Electropop Lady Gaga U.S. [232]
Princess of Hip Hop & R&B Ashanti U.S. [233]
Princess of Pop Paula Abdul U.S. [234]
Christina Aguilera U.S. [235]
Keshia Chante Canada [236]
Lady Gaga U.S. [237][238]
Sarah Geronimo Philippines [239]
Janet Jackson U.S. [234][240]
Madonna U.S. [241]
Kylie Minogue Australia [242]
Rihanna Barbados [243]
Gwen Stefani U.S. [244]
Britney Spears U.S. [245][246]
Dionne Warwick U.S. [247]
Katy Perry U.S. [248]
Princess of Japanese Pop Ayumi Hamasaki Japan [249]
Princess of Korean Pop BoA South Korea [250][251]
Princess of Punk Rock Deborah Harry U.S. [252]
Princess of R&B Aaliyah U.S. [253][254]
Brandy U.S. [255]
Celena Cherry U.K. [256]
Keyshia Cole U.S. [257]
Monica U.S. [258][259]
Rihanna Barbados [260]
Princess of Rock and Roll Janis Joplin U.S. [261]
Lisa Marie Presley U.S. [262][263]
Princess of Wails Charlotte Church Wales [264][265]
Cerys Matthews Wales [266][267]
Star of The East or Diva of Arabic Song Umm Kulthum Egypt [268]
Gestures
Today was
extra extra extra GREAT .. He asks me to be his gf .. I mean, of course I accept lar .. Then I don't know why tears rolled down to my cheek ?? Hahas .. To happy le lar .. I think ..
So I was boring .. Then went searching in
Wikipedia for erre ..Informations ?? Haha .. Then when I search for
Kisses .. I found gestures .. Perharps .. I'll give some infos about it, huh ?
A OKAY
AIR KISS
ESKIMO KISSING
SHAKA SIGN
THUMBS UP
FIST BUMP
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Okay liao ma ?? Now let me continue .. Err.. Oh.. I don't know what liao leh ??
Let me think ahhh .. Nothing le lar .. Ciaoxx
Just join YahooAnswer and joking around
Arrggghhhh.. Got fever a few days ago..Yesterday's worser than today !! OMG !! Both my eyes got bumps !! Eeewwwww .. I know .. Gone to the doctor .. Give me an injection !! Arrrrrrrrrrreeeee !! I am so hurt . . . Freaky part is this . . . The injection some more on my ass !! The doc. is a female one ! ! ! If male one leh, ashamed liao ..
Anyway I don't want to blog much..So I'll stop here..Gonna update, man .. Here's a copy of my checklist:
Friendster
Facebook
BlogMSNClickNetworkMySpaceMapleStoryDotaTwo more to go..I'll blog later..
Ciaoxxx
Gonna updateee!!
Dangggg !! People kept asking me to update.. I know my blog is dull !! And boring !!
But who the heck are they ? Think you very big ha ! Now update liao good lar !!Hor !
"Stop asking why am I still blogging!!"
I don't understand why people kept asking me to update..Why bother to update if there's nothing special? Huh ? And also, they call me to update, sendiri never update also, what ? Why so kepo leh ? This is MY BLOG !! MY BLOG!! Why not go update your blog leh !!
New Disclaimer
~THIS IS MY (AND SERIOUSLY MINE) BLOG !! I BLOG, I CHAT, I UPDATE, I NEGLECT, I DO WHATEVER I WANT IN MY BLOG !! I DON'T BOTHER TO UPDATE SOMEDAYS.. YOU CAN ALSO SAY IT AS NEGLECTING !! BUT WHAT THE HECK DO YOU WANT FROM ME ? UPDATE MY BLOG EVERYDAY HAR !! THEN IF COMPUTER/WI-FI/INTERNET GOT PROBLEM LEH !! SHORT UPDATE ALSO SUANG AH ?? ASSHOLE LAR !!
ANOTHER THING IS... WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SPAMMERS ?? ARE THEY LIKE FOLLOWERS OR SOMETHING ?? THEY SPAM .. THEN WHAT THEY EXPECT ME TO SAY ?? I BAN ?? HAHAS. THIS IS LIKE FREAKING CRAZY !! I'M NOT BEING SARCASTIC, BUT THEY REALLY GOOD IN THOSE THINGS HUH ?? BUT WHATEVER, THINK OF IT SPAMMERS .. IF PEOPLE GO TO YOUR BLOG .. READ ALL YOUR POSTS .. TRACK DOWN YOUR I.P. ADDRESS .. THEN TAG YOU WITH LOADS OF CRAPS THAT YOU DON'T BOTHER TO DELETE ? WTF ?? I DON'T REALLY KNOW YOU !! AND HOW YOU GOT MY BLOG ?? BUT PLEASE STOP SPAMMING !! I'M TIRED OF SPAMMERS LIAO .. THINK THEY CAN CRITICIZE ME ?? OH, PLEASE !! I FREAKING HATE THESE NOW !! PLS PLS PLS STOP !!
Let's calm down !! Put this blog to rest !! I talk crap !! I know .. But could you just sympathize me ?? I mean ?? My blog.. Yarhh .. My blog ! I shit here !! My blog is the only place that calms me down .. I mean, yarhh . When I'm angry.. I talk craps and stuffs like I hate you etc etc .. But as long as I never shout at you.. I'm not a perfectionist, as a matter of fact .. But, let me find peace on my blog.. My LaLaLand .. My everything !! So okay, I think I can start not to neglect my blog!
Sorry for it !!>.<
Dammit !! 英文got 75%!! Sien leh !! So down right now!! Haizzzz .. Walao eh .. An Ting never reply me back derhh .. Haiz..
And to Sherlyn: My HP no change liao: 0106651391
Sorry for the inconvenience!!
Haiyo !! HP still got RM2.49 left .. So sien !! Jun Kang lorh !!' Cheh !!
Aiyo !! 22:32 liao !! Gonna sleep !! Good Nite !!
XOXO
Mummy Said:
Playing games is fun! But only after exam !!
Then, I was like:
Then why Ah Yun can one! I thought she still got exam
She was like:
You want to play one or not?
I said:
Yarhhh !! Of cos !
Here's the game entry:
Leeloo's Talent AgencyHelp a young movie fan create Hollywood superstars in Leeloo's Talent Agency! Welcome each aspiring actor and get them ready for the big time by handing out scripts, applying make-up and filming screen tests in level after level of fast-paced fun. Then use your keen eye for detail to get the set ready for a big day of shooting. Each level features an exciting time management round followed by a unique hidden object challenge. Find your talent at Leeloo's Talent Agency!
Humantities
Today I just flirted. It was tough. And I didn't even bothered to remember anything because I was freaking tired last night. I slacked for the entire afternoon by watching television, playing Pet Society and chatting on msn! I really regret because I realise I was too lazy. I panicked this morning before school because of my freakish boyfriend so i was frantically reading through all my Geog and trying to memorise the causes, impacts and blah blah.. of deforestation. I still had to memorise ALL the natural vegetation and know where they are situated?! What the heck. This is soo pressurizing. For goodness sake, I was perspiring after I had a refreshing bath and still perspiring when I was on the schoolbus!
I finally conclude that I hate HUMANTITIES! History was a failure.. It was a total horrendous pile of crap.. How am I supposed to memorise soo much about Empires and blah blah Hitler?! What weird subjects to study. I'm taking Triple Science next time. Whatever!
I am left with two papers to go actually. I will be taking my Maths and ICAS Science on Tuesday. And mind you, the ICAS Science is graded worh! *boo* which means it will be recorded in my GPA... Hahas, I'm sure to deteriorate from my previous GPA de.
Jiayou jiayou Nicole!! Must go muggg. haha, as if i'm so hardworkingg.. btw. I was playing Pet Society just now; I just started Facebook this February! Okay. I agree I am addicted, but I am currently trying my best to resist the temptation. However, I was playing with my friend just now.. And she thought Pet Society was an online game. Haha, I wish!
Just now, when I was playing that game, I saw my friend's pet POOP! I was like, ehmagawd - why must I be there to witness such er xing stuff? Okay. So, I told my friend on msn and she was like, HAHA! She spent time bathing my pet but neglected hers.. Awwz. Lemme tell you, just after I close the msn window, I saw her pet poop again! &, it pooped another time at another part of the room! Come awwn.
Anyway, I was browsing through my almost-dead blog and saw many outdated contests. Oh puh-leez. Silly me, I forgot to check back to the hosts' blogs for the results. I might have missed a whole bunch of results. Do you think I should delete the contest banners, or just leave them up here for... (i dunno, for fun?)
For those of you for have tagged me to ask about the webpage code stuff - please specify which area you want me to help you in. 'Cuz I'm a bit confused. Don't get irritated if I fail to reply you very soon; I have textbooks to mug in! Jiayou for me..
xD Will be posting next time again bahs!
Mid-'Ear' Exam Coming !
Haiz..I very
sien leh . . .
Exam coming soonSien Sien Sien !!
Walao a ..
很sien ..
我爱你..
我很爱你..
我喜欢你..
Currently procrastinating ..
COOL, HUH ?
BTW, CURRRENTLY LISTENING TO SONGS LIKE:
Lady GaGa-Poker Face
Lady GaGa-Beautiful, Dirty, Rich
Robyn-Konichiwa Bitches
The Veronica's-Untouched
Britney Spears-If You Seek Amy
Flo Rida-Right Round
~.~ Haizzzzz..
COMMENT FOR FERLYN (NOT FELYN)
~EH.. SORRY LOR.. I CHANGE HP NO. LIAO..
~NEW HP NO. IS 0106651391..
~KAY KAY..TAKE CARE YAR.. MUAHXX .
Long Post
Yay .. Having loooonnnggg post now ..
Good rite ?
OKAY LET'S START
I am exhausted .. Going Giant on Friday ..
Ugggh. Goddammit ..
Ah Fa kena
gantung..
Jing Xyan kena
buang..
Hais .. Why they not like me yarh ?
.. Finally , applauses to my Bloggie .
OMFG . I have been blogging for years ..
Now anniversary, you know ?
I LOVE U, BLOG !!
I dare not delete the posts cause scared of losing memories.
*sobs .
*sob sob
*sob sob sob
Haiya .. I am so sympathetic leh ..
~.~ I love to PROCRASTINATE ..
~.~ Let's talk crap .. I guess.
C'mon let's talk crap .
Here goes the talked crap ..
I am a gal ..
I am a human .
I love to talk crap ..Duh. Im talking crap now .
I love Science, as a matter of fact.
I dunno a lot of English words..
Lets have a callibration test ..
TEST 1 ~ To know where u are right now
1. Where are you?
~At home, duh ..
TEST 2 ~ To know what u are doing right now
1. What are you doing ?
~ Blogging, duh ?
Okay Okay.. I am damn clever de . I know liao
I will stop this crap-talk kay
Now..
And I seriously meant it ..
I will stop now..
For God's SAKE I will stop now
And NOW too..
Pls let me stop now ..
Uhhuh .. I will stop now..
STOP SCROLLING DOWN, MAN
I told u not to scroll down,
Kay, lar..I know you desperate liao..
So Bye BYe..
I mean it
Stop scrolling down..
Kay lar, Just joking de ..
Hahas. Nice leh..
I told u long post le..
I now woo-ing Jun Kang. 1UMS de..
Suan liao ..
No one is reading what I am writing.......
Bao Bei is rite ..
My blog is only for me..
Only me is reading and writing it.
Only I am controlling it..
Man, thanks for inventing da Internet and Blogs.
I love ya, BLOG-CREATOR..
Okay, now I'm dead serious ..
XOXO
Uppdate..
People complain I nvr really update ..
Haiyo .. Ppl need to study 1 mah..
Got post lyrics already good lor.
Haizz.. What to post leh ?
Oh.. i know liao..
Finally change my blogskin ..
Hahas .. Nice leh..
Li De say he dun like me !
Hmmmmmmm.. i have been crying for days ..
But whatever .. i dun care..
hahaahahahhaaahahaaahahahaha...
I now woo Bao Long leh . good leh
whatever lar ..
XOXO
Rare Lyrics
Janice 卫兰 Reality
Met you by surprise,
I didn't realize that my life
would change forever
Saw you standing there,
I didn't know I cared
There was something special in the air.
Dreams are my reality
The only real kind of real fantasy
Illusions are a common thing
I try to live in dreams
It seems as if it's meant to be.
Dreams are my reality
A different kind of reality
I dream of loving in the night
And loving seems alright although
it's only fantasy.
If you do exist,honeydon'r resist
Show me a new way of loving
Tell me that it's true
Show me what to do
I feel something special about you.
Dreams are my reality
A wonderous world where I like to be
Illusions are a common thing
I try to live in dreams although
it's only fantasy.
Dreams are my reality
I like to dream of you close to me
I dream of loving in the night
and loving you seems right perhaps
that's my reality.
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周杰伦 - 说好的幸福呢你的绘画凌乱着.
在这个时刻.
我想起喷泉旁的白鸽.
甜蜜散乱了.
情绪莫名的拉扯.
我还爱你呐. .
伴你断断续续唱着歌.
假装没事了. .
时间过了走了.
爱情面临选择. .
你冷了倦了我哭了.
一开始的不快乐. .
你用卡片拭写着. .
有些爱只给到这真的懂了.
怎麽了.你累了.说好的.幸福呐 .
我懂了.不说了.爱淡了.梦远了 .
开心与不开心.一一叙说着.你在不舍 .
那些爱过的感觉都太深刻.我都还记得 .
你不等了.说好的.幸福呐 .
我错了.泪干了.放手了 后悔了 .
只是回忆的音乐盒还旋转着.要怎么停呐 .
你的绘画凌乱着.
在这个时刻.
我想起喷泉旁的白鸽.
甜蜜散乱了.
情绪莫名的拉扯.
我还爱你呐. .
伴你断断续续唱着歌.
假装没事了. .
时间过了走了.
爱情面临选择. .
你冷了却了我哭了.
一开始的不快乐. .
你用卡片拭写着. .
有些爱只给到这真的懂了.
怎麽了.你累了.说好的.幸福呐 .
我懂了.不说了.爱淡了.梦远了 .
开心与不开心.一一叙说着.你在不舍 .
那些爱过的感觉都太深刻.我都还记得 .
你不等了.说好的.幸福呐 .
我错了.泪干了.放手了 后悔了 .
只是回忆的音乐盒还旋转着.要怎么停呐 .
.
怎麽了.
你累了.
说好的.
幸福呐. .
我懂了.
不说了.
爱淡了.
梦淹了.
我都还记得. .
你不等了.说好的.幸福呐 .
我错了.泪干了.放手了 后悔了
只是回忆的音乐盒还旋转着.要怎么停呐 !
Whoopsies
The Pillows.. Ohhh..
AceO..
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