So, I am a fan of all
kind of music...
Especially when it's
really really goodI mean...
Really Good...
Fucking Good...
Retarded Good
Like...
You Win Girl Good
I love seeing
Pop music take the turn..
It’s needed to take for so long......
Like there is
NO room..
For the shit they’ve tried to stick down our throat in the past.
There’s barely any music industry left.
There’s no more throw away money in this biz.
Every penny is accounted for..
And if you suck your pennies will be thrown at someone else’s chance.
Every great once in a while.
There’s a chosen one that comes outta no where and is
found and heard.
This chosen is Leona Lewis.
I know this one of many blogs and entries in the google search of “Leona Lewis”.
But let it be known my opinion of this woman.
She will forever be around.
There are few characters that come out these days and become staples.
Like the Madonna’s, the Mariah’s and the Whitney’s of this world.
She will be/is one of them.
Honestly, I don’t mean to be mean…
But she has taken that crown Mariah held for so long for sure.
Actually, Mariah prolly shipped it to her after seeing her own latest performances. Mariah, YOU ARE MARIAH… what the
fuck are you doing?
I love to touch my body every once in a while…
But you missed the boat by not steering a ship like Leona Lewis’s Spirit.
Get back to your roots girl.
I have some story to share with you as well about Miss Lewis.
Leona is gifted from God…
That is no accident, that instrument.
Like I said earlier...
Labels aren’t giving out the pennies..
Like they used to...
But I do know that Simon Cowell not only gave her a RIDICK amount of cash
To sign her but also bought her a BIG ASS HOUSE here in the states as a bonus.
Not only that…
Track two off her debut album, ”I Will Be” is a song I have known for a while…
Even before Leona… why, do you ask?
Cause there’s a set of certain producers that wrote this song..
And brings me to tears. Dr. Luke and Max Martin.
Katy wrote both Hot N Cold & her first single, I Kissed A Girl...
With these men of greatness.
Little known fact though…
This song… was written with Avril Lavigne as well. Wow!!!
Yep, from the outside looking in..
I know that everyone was fighting for Avril to put this on her record.
But for reasons I will not disclose, Avril, did not.
Lucky for this lady, Leona, recognized the greatness and recorded it.
I remember Luke playing this song for me months ago..
And I was at the point of tears knowing.
I heard a song that would be the hugest thing ever…
I mean, people, be prepared to hear this song at every wedding for a long time.
Bleeding Love is
also a huge song as we have been hearing…
Did you know that Ryan Tedder of One Republic is responsible for this being written? Don’t know if there were any other culprits involved…
You go Ryan, you get that fucking house.
He is also a classic example of sticking with it (your dreams).
I was on Columbia with One Republic too...
When they decided to can both of our records.
Oops. Mistake one… and mistake two (knock on wood) , Columbia.
It’s okay we forgive you...
You have obviously forgotten how to recognize greatness.
I also believe in Destiny though… and all things happen for a reason…
Last example. Alanis Morissette,
”Jagged Little Pill”
denied at every record label door.
She moved back to Canada…
And was losing hope until someone decided to take a chance on her.
30 million records later.
Those guys that said it sounded to “weird,”
Sucks for you bros.
Whatever. I know I’m rambling...
And I know Lily Allen made a blog post on Leona Lewis
i.e. the second coming months ago…
But someone gotta hype this girl across the pond.
I know it’s translating and......
I am anxious to hear what happens in numbers next week for her.
Best New Artist of 2008…
I know in voting terms you can’t vote for yourself… so here’s mine, Leona!
Today, I was super embarrassed!!!
Tan Yee Suan just hitted my ass!!!Accidentally...
I mean, MAYBE, purposely!!!
Well, it all started when this morning.
Jasmine scolded me for telling her B-Mary's story...
Then, Jade accidentally told Tan to hit my ass..
Of course, I did asked her why she hit me
She said Jade told her to hit Lim Qi Zhi's ass actually
So, another thing I wanted to say is...
...Let's continue with the rest...
Today, I played Scrabbles, Monopoly...
And maybe, some Chess
And I spent about 10 minutes eating Mamee in class...
We played a bit Monopoly while chatting and eating too...
Oh..And when I'm called to go to the Dewan..
We packed up..Another stupid stuff happens to me is,
Shan Li wanted to bump me but,Hahahahahahaha
He did bump into me.And previous days before
He (ShanLi) hitted my br***t with his pencil case..
Then, I was sitting next to him.
He said to his friends..Aiya don't need think who's his friends
He said I'm flat-chested..As if!
Hmmmmm.What can I talk about him
Ohhhh..
Who had abs? Arjun or Shan Li?If you choose Shan Li!!!Hahaha
You're wrong. Arjun's the one who got abs
Here's some jokes:
Loving On The LawnA man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighbourhood.
Suddenly he realised there was a couple making love out on the lawn. Then he noticed another couple over behind a tree. Then another couple behind some bushes by the house.
He walked up to the door of the house, and knocked. A well dressed woman answered the door, and the man asked what kind of a place this was.
"This is a brothel", replied the madam.
"Well, what's all this out on the lawn?" queried the man.
"Oh, we're having a yard sale today."
Home from the Air ForceA guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour unaccompanied to Shemya, Alaska. The first night he got home, he exclaimed to his wife, "Honey, I want you to know that I haven't wasted all this time alone. Instead, I've mastered the art of mind over matter. Just watch this!"
And with that he dropped his trousers and shorts and stood before her in his altogether.
"Now watch," he said. Next he said, "Dick, ten-HUT!"
And with that, his dick sprang to full erection. Then he said, "Dick, at EASE!"
And his dick deflated again.
"Wow, that was amazing," said his wife. "Do you mind if I bring our next-door neighbor over to see this? It's really something else!"
The guy responded that he didn't mind at all, since he was proud of what he had accomplished. So the wife goes next door and comes back with a delicious looking woman who got this guy's full attention! After a brief pause to take her in, he said, "Now watch this." Then he said "Dick, ten-HUT!"
And the dick sprang to life. Then it was "Dick, at EASE!"
But nothing happened. So the guy again said, "Dick, at EASE!"
But still nothing happened. So the guy now says,"For the last time, you son-of-a-bitch, I said AT EASE!!" Still nothing. Well, the guy was embarassed and ran off to the bathroom. His wife made excuses for him and then joined her husband in the bathroom, where she found him masturbating.
"What in the world are you doing?" she asked.
The guy says, "I'm givin' this son-of-a-bitch a dishonorable discharge!"
Newly Wed Couplethis newly wed couple were on there honey moon and where about to have sex:
wife: before we do this i have something i have to tell u.
husband: we're married now, u can tell me anything.
wife: i'm flat chested.
husband: i don't believe u..prove it.
So she takes off her shirt.
husband: holy shit i never seen a smaller chest, but i have something i have to tell u too.
wife: we're married now u can tell me anything.
husband: im "weighed like a baby".
wife: i don't believe you, prove it.
So he takes off his pants.
wife: i thought u sayed u were weighed like a baby?!
husband: i am 6lbs 7ounces!
Tricked Him One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with her friends.
She goes to the park and meets a boy. They talk about climbing trees.
The boy says to the girl: "Go on climb that tree."
The girls climbs up and the boy just stands there and looks up to the girls pants.
After a while the girl goes home and tells her mum about what happened.
Her mum says: "oh my stupid girl he just stood there and watched your pants."
The next day she went out again with her skirt on and met THAT boy again.
He told her to climb again and she did.
when she got home she tells her mum what happened again and her mum says: "My stupid girl he just stood there and watched your pants."
The girl replied and said: "No actually I tricked him, this time i did not wear any pants!"
Is It Michael Jackson?little boy : mummy is god a girl or a boy?
mummy: why god is both girl and boy
little boy: mummy is god black or white?
mummy: why god is both black and white
little boy: mummy is god gay or strait?
mummy: why god is both gay and strait
little boy: mummy is god Michael Jackson?
Misunderstood
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.
Mother, where do babies come from??
The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.
The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy's vagina. That's how you get a baby, honey.The child seems to comprehend.
Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy's penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that??
Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.?
Girls Night OutTwo women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.
The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'
Poor GuyA man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
The Bride Tells Her Husband...The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.
And then they made love for the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."
Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."
After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.
Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.
She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."
Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!
Birthday PresentA wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.
They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
"She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.
The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave."
Church BellsOn hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"
Last Day On The JobIt was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.
At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars.
The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee.
She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.
When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast, eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh squeezed orange juice.
When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.
As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?"
"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you."
He said, "Fuck him, give him a dollar."
The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea."
Vampires In A BarIt's Halloween and everyone's out trick-or-treating. A bartender is working the late-night shift at the bar. He looks outside and sees everyone in crazy costumes. He sighs and picks up a glass and starts cleaning it.
At around midnight, a guy in a vampire costume walks in and sits at the bar. He says to the bartender "Hi. I'm a vampire and I'd like a cup of human blood please."
The bartender looks at him skeptically. "No you're not. You're just wearing a costume."
"No, no, really," he insists. "I'm a vampire and I'd like a cup of human blood please."
"Alright," the bartender says. He goes in the back and comes out with a cup of blood. He gives it to the vampire who drinks it right away.
"Thanks," he says, and leaves.
An hour later another vampire comes in and sits at the bar. He says "Hi, I'm a vampire and I'd like a cup of human blood please."
"Okay," the bartender says and goes in the back again. He comes out with another cup of blood. He gives it to the vampire who drinks it and leaves with a 'thanks'.
An hour later a third vampire comes in and sits at the bar. "Hi," he says to to the bartender. "I'm a vam..."
"I know, I know," the bartender interrupts. "You're a vampire and you want a cup of blood right?"
"Um, no," the vampire answers. "I AM a vampire, but I'd just like a glass of hot water please."
"Sure" the bartender says. He pours him a glass of hot water. As he gives it to the vampire he says "You know, there were two vampires that came in before you that wanted blood. How come you're just asking for water?"
Without answering the vampire reaches into his pocket and pulls out a used band-aid.
"Tea time."
A Chick With Long LegsA man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks for their order.
The man says, "I'll have a beer" and turns to the ostrich. "What's yours?" "I'll have a beer too" says the ostrich.
The bartender pours the beer and says "That will be $3.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pays with the exact change for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again, and the man says "I'll have a beer," and the ostrich says "I'll have the same." Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.
This became a routine until late one evening, the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the bartender."Well, it's close to last call, so I'll have a large Scotch" says the man. "Same for me" says the ostrich. "That will be $7.20" says the bartender. Once again the man pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it on the bar.
The bartender can't hold back his curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?"
"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and I found this old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever needed to pay for anything, I just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money will be there."
"That's brilliant!" says the bartender. "Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!""That's right! Whether it's a gallon of milk, or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.
"That's fantastic!" says the bartender. "You are a genius! ... Oh, one other thing sir, what's with the ostrich?"
The man replies, "Oh, my second wish was for a chick with long legs."
CIAOS
I'm sooooooo bored today!
School's like so boring.
But I played Scrabble with Jonathan, Krishnaveni and Yee Suan.
But I kept losing.Haha. I'm really bad in Scrabble.
And we didn't even played marks.That's funny!
WWhhaatteevveerr!!I don't care
During searching for ghost stories
I became scared and don't want to read it anymore
So I go searched for stupid funny jokes to cheer myself up
And here goes the 'Yo Mama' type:
-Yo mamma's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out.
-Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped in the road and I tried to swerve around her, I
ran out of gas!
-Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed five minutes of the show!
-Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked into a room, someone said, "Woah! Was that a solar eclipse or did Free Willie just walk in?
-Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked into a hotel and asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean
-Yo mamma's so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits!
-Yo mamma's so fat, when she puts on high heels in the morning, by the afternoon they're flats.
-Yo mamma's so fat, her picture weighs ten pounds.
-Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said, "to be continued."
-Yo mamma's so fat, when she wears a yellow coat, people run after her yelling "taxi!"
-Yo mamma's so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales sings. "We are fatty family"
And here goes the Adult Type:
-What would men do if they have vagina for a day?
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if they could finally do the splits.
7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.
4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.
1. Finally find that damned G-spot.
-What would women do if they have penis for a day?
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.
9. Get a blow job.
8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.
7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.
6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.
5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.
4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.
3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.
2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.
1. Repeat number 9......
-this newly wed couple were on there honey moon and where about to have sex:
wife: before we do this i have something i have to tell u.
husband: we're married now, u can tell me anything.
wife: i'm flat chested.
husband: i don't believe u..prove it.
So she takes off her shirt.
husband: holy shit i never seen a smaller chest, but i have something i have to tell u too.
wife: we're married now u can tell me anything.
husband: im "weighed like a baby".
wife: i don't believe you, prove it.
So he takes off his pants.
wife: i thought u sayed u were weighed like a baby?!
husband: i am 6lbs 7ounces!
So off for now
TO BE CONTINUED TOMORROW...CIAOS
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