I'm sooooooo bored today!
School's like so boring.
But I played Scrabble with Jonathan, Krishnaveni and Yee Suan.
But I kept losing.Haha. I'm really bad in Scrabble.
And we didn't even played marks.That's funny!
WWhhaatteevveerr!!I don't care

During searching for ghost stories
I became scared and don't want to read it anymore
So I go searched for stupid funny jokes to cheer myself up
And here goes the 'Yo Mama' type:

-Yo mamma's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out.

-Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped in the road and I tried to swerve around her, I
ran out of gas!

-Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed five minutes of the show!

-Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked into a room, someone said, "Woah! Was that a solar eclipse or did Free Willie just walk in?

-Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked into a hotel and asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean

-Yo mamma's so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits!

-Yo mamma's so fat, when she puts on high heels in the morning, by the afternoon they're flats.

-Yo mamma's so fat, her picture weighs ten pounds.

-Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said, "to be continued."

-Yo mamma's so fat, when she wears a yellow coat, people run after her yelling "taxi!"

-Yo mamma's so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales sings. "We are fatty family"

And here goes the Adult Type:

-What would men do if they have vagina for a day?

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

-What would women do if they have penis for a day?

10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

9. Get a blow job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

1. Repeat number 9......

-this newly wed couple were on there honey moon and where about to have sex:

wife: before we do this i have something i have to tell u.

husband: we're married now, u can tell me anything.

wife: i'm flat chested.

husband: i don't believe u..prove it.

So she takes off her shirt.

husband: holy shit i never seen a smaller chest, but i have something i have to tell u too.

wife: we're married now u can tell me anything.

husband: im "weighed like a baby".

wife: i don't believe you, prove it.

So he takes off his pants.

wife: i thought u sayed u were weighed like a baby?!

husband: i am 6lbs 7ounces!

So off for now
TO BE CONTINUED TOMORROW...CIAOS

I'm sooooooo bored today!
School's like so boring.
But I played Scrabble with Jonathan, Krishnaveni and Yee Suan.
But I kept losing.Haha. I'm really bad in Scrabble.
And we didn't even played marks.That's funny!
WWhhaatteevveerr!!I don't care

During searching for ghost stories
I became scared and don't want to read it anymore
So I go searched for stupid funny jokes to cheer myself up
And here goes the 'Yo Mama' type:

-Yo mamma's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out.

-Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped in the road and I tried to swerve around her, I
ran out of gas!

-Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed five minutes of the show!

-Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked into a room, someone said, "Woah! Was that a solar eclipse or did Free Willie just walk in?

-Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked into a hotel and asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean

-Yo mamma's so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits!

-Yo mamma's so fat, when she puts on high heels in the morning, by the afternoon they're flats.

-Yo mamma's so fat, her picture weighs ten pounds.

-Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said, "to be continued."

-Yo mamma's so fat, when she wears a yellow coat, people run after her yelling "taxi!"

-Yo mamma's so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales sings. "We are fatty family"

And here goes the Adult Type:

-What would men do if they have vagina for a day?

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

-What would women do if they have penis for a day?

10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

9. Get a blow job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

1. Repeat number 9......

-this newly wed couple were on there honey moon and where about to have sex:

wife: before we do this i have something i have to tell u.

husband: we're married now, u can tell me anything.

wife: i'm flat chested.

husband: i don't believe u..prove it.

So she takes off her shirt.

husband: holy shit i never seen a smaller chest, but i have something i have to tell u too.

wife: we're married now u can tell me anything.

husband: im "weighed like a baby".

wife: i don't believe you, prove it.

So he takes off his pants.

wife: i thought u sayed u were weighed like a baby?!

husband: i am 6lbs 7ounces!

So off for now
TO BE CONTINUED TOMORROW...CIAOS