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Instructions: Answer the questions in the quiz and insert your answers in the corresponding question numbers in the letter.
The letter:
Dear (the last person who text messaged you):
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) (11).
(12), -Your name-
1. What's the color of your shirt? Blue - Our romance is over Red - Our affair is over White - I'll join the monastery Black - I dislike you Green - Our horoscope doesn't match Grey - You're a pervert Yellow - I'm selling myself Pink - Your nostrils are insulting Brown - The mafia wants you No shirt - You're a loser Other - I'm in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month? January - That night February - Last year March - When your dwarf bit me April - When I tripped on sesame seeds May - First of May June - When you put cuffs on me July - When I threw up August - When I saw the shrunken head September - When we skinny dipped October - When I quoted Santa November - When your dog ran amok December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer? Tacos - In your apartment Pizza - In your camping car Pasta - Outside of Chicago Hamburgers - Under the bus Salad - As you ate enchilada Chicken - In your closet Kabob - With Paris Hilton Fish - In women's clothing Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation Lasagna - At the mental hospital Hot dog - Under a state of trance None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
4. What's the color of your socks? Yellow - Hit on Red - Insult Black - Ignore Blue - Knock out Purple - Pour syrup on White - Carve your initials into Grey - Pull the clothes off Brown - Put leeches on Orange - Castrate Pink - Pull the toupee off Barefoot - Sit on Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear? Black - My best friend White - My father Grey - Bill Clinton Brown - My fart balloon Purple - My mustard soufflé Red - Donald Duck Blue - My avocado plant Yellow - My penpal in Ghana Orange - My Kid Rock-collection Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper None - My John F. Kennedy statue Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV? Scrubs - Man O.C. -Emotional One Tree Hill - Open Heroes - Frostbitten Lost - High House - Scarred Simpsons - Cowardly The news - Mongolic Idol - Masochistic Family Guy - Senile Top Model - Middle-class None of the above - Ashamed
7. Your mood right now? Happy - How awful I've felt Sad - How boring you are Bored - That Santa doesn't exist Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage Depressed - That we're cousins Excited - That there is no solution to this Nervous - The middle-east Worried - That your Honda sucks Apathetic - That I did a sex-change Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men Overjoyous - That I'm open Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom? White - Your ring Yellow - Your love letters Red - Your Darth Vader poster Black - Your tame stone Blue - The couch cushions Green - The pictures from LA Orange - Your false teeth Brown - Your contact book Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs Purple - Your old lottery coupons Pink - The cut toenails Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name? A/B - Your photo C/D - The oil stocks E/F - Your neighbour Martin G/H - My virginity I/J - The results of your blood-sample K/L - Your left ear M/N - Your suicide note O/P - My common sense Q/R - Your mom S/T - Your collection of butterflies U/V - Your criminal record W/X - David's tricot outfits Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name? A/B - Always will remember C/D - Never will forget E/F - Always wanted to break G/H - Never openly mocked I/J - Always have felt dirty before K/L - Will tell the authorities about M/N - Told in my confession today about O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about S/T - Get sick when I think of U/V - Always will try to forget W/X - Am better off without Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink? Water- Our friendship Beer - Senility Soft drink - A new life as a clone Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo Milk - The apartment building Wine - Cocaine abuse Cider - A passionate interest for mice Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations Mineral water - Embarrassing rash Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism Whisky - To ruin the second world war Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation? Thailand - Warm regards USA - Best regards England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail Spain - Go and drown yourself China - Disgusting regards Germany - With ease Japan - Go burn (MY BLEACH 2009 CALENDAR!!!) Greece - Your everlasting enemy Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard Egypt - F***off now France - In pain
Examples:
Dear Xin Yu: I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it First of may in your closet and I saw you drive out with your friend. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that your pimples are at the last stage. I'm returning your memories of the military service to you, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I always will try to forget Eggplant-fetishism.
Go and drown yourself, Shang Yu
Hahas, Done the quiz liao mah ! Created it with my friends 1!
Yesterday my birthday leh... Got present or not ??? I want PSP/PS3/Sony P1i Just choose 1 and pressie it with red ribbons ! I'll upload photos later I go back Malaysia ! ^.^... Ciaos... P.S. And Yay Me ! For my b'day
Do you guys even know me... Think you know me more than no one else do? It's a serious N-O ! I'm actually like Poppy Moore in Wild Child ! And yes, I have a walk-in closet that would make Paris Hilton jealous.. She has a trademark blonde hair... I has a trademark brown hair... So what's the big deal... We're both rich.. And Princess Malibu may not just run away ! Becos' Princess JB might just rule everyone...
But...I will never ever jump into the sea..
And I actually loves to scold people 'Biatch'... But..Im'ma more naughty than her... So..Considered myself as
♥Princess JB ♥Beautiful girl with trademark brown hair ♥Poppy Moore's Identical Twins...
Imagine, having 40 pieces of this piece of note?What can you do with RM2000?
Mmmmm....For me:
1. Go on a shopping spree(s)! Imagine what you can buy? OMG ! 2. Buy a handphone with all high-end features in it ! 3. Make a trip to Japan to shop more at Tokyo ! 4. Date with him in a romantic Bilbouquet... 5. Rent a chalet and go wild party-ing wild with my friends !! 6. Learn how to be a Wild Child !!! Woo Hoo!!
Okay lar...I'll stop wishing for it ! Won't come true 1 lar...
So......I go rebonding yesterday... My second time liao... Now my hair not so frizzy... But still got salon smell.. Want to vomit actually...
Here's some pictures of my hair.. If you want to see, If you don't want.. Then skip this...
I very ugly hor ! I know lar...Cause that fringe lor... Ewwww....Some more my grin ! I really wished I could smile better ! And next the back!!
After rebonding, me and my mum went shopping for Xmas pressies!
And yes, I haven't bought anything yet !! >.<
For instance from Qwerty (by the-estb.com), I bought this cool wire necklace with recycled keyboard keys as pendant for a dear friend and colleague… The keys are fashioned into rings , pins and pendants. You can get your message across if you can spell or just get creative , in case they run out of certain alphabets…My necklace with two keys at RM20 . I know where to send my old keyboard to next time. They also have ,maybe had by now , it was down to the last piece of calendar (RM29), with every month telling of a sexual fetish, like June was it? Mamaphilia and December was , I think Bestiality. Hmm… Life could get interesting next year..!
Then I bought the cutest handcrafted dragonfly brooch from Kit (017-6073306) , one look and it landed on my heart at RM15. The pair of durians with intricate spiky thorns , look like they took a a lot of painstaking hours to craft but alas, thorny issues I will leave it to another time. Next were the handcrafted plaster of paris heart shaped magnetic buttons, Musedarling’s creations, personalised for only RM4.90. Just great for any down and out friend or family who needs some extra love this Xmas season or maybe just as a cute reminder of your kind thoughts, never can be too much ! Love, never can’t get enough …no…no baby…whoop..whoop.. Then, I just card ir-resist. This stall, Mahani Moleque make cards with old french designs, check them out at www.mahanimoleque.blogspot.com and overlay them with smart words from the series “Sex and The City“, yes I am sucker for that show. These cards are then fashioned into door handles and greeting cards and packed into cute envelopes…c’est la vie. tres chic etc etc. My choice , well Coco Chanel’ s famous words ” Fashion fades , only style remains the same ” took precedent over Carrie Bradshaw’s ” I like my money where I can see it… in my closet” , but it was a tough choice!
After everything...We finally go home... It's great to go shopping for Xmas decorations.. They're so cute !! However...Money still not enough for me ! Hahas. Not enough for everyone lar... So stupid 1... Will keep updating so... Ciaos. And a big note to everyone...
I HEART LA ! FOREVER!!! AND WELCOME TO POMT, BIATCH
1) I get to drink Bird's Nest !! Woo Hoo 2) 1 more people follow me...
Yay Me !!
However, Meeester Right (Mines >.<) doesn't seem good today.. Hello?? He isn't here what !! So what?? I heard his friend say 1 mah !! People talks & lies & gossips ! You so stupid leh... Then you leh..Quickly dissapear lar...
(I was talking to myself....Hahas. ^.^)
Oh shit ! My bird nest almost finish liao.. Later, I go and get some more...
-3 hours later- (10:59)
Sorry for waiting so long... I actually helping my granny with some works.. I very hardworking hor.
I love Love Story...Very romantic... But cannot get the video leh.. Aiyo..Tomorrow lar.. Patient ha... !
Actually I also got kena my mum scold lah.. Aiya...Who never kena before ??
Now, Here's some video..(Parodies Actually !!) I hope you laugh like shit !
Venetian Princess - A Miley Cyrus Christmas
LYRICS:
The snow dont fall here much in Tennessee. I hate Nick Jonas but I still hope he gets a gift for me.
Daddy Cyrus lets me decorate our yacht. Me and Justin are gonna get frisky with the misle toe but I hope we dont get caught.
Its Christmas Time (4x) My new cd, BreakOut is a great stocking stuffer (wink wink) ___________________________________ Hahas. Very funny (but xiao)
Venetian Princess - Jonas Brothers Addict Anthem
Jonas Brothers Addict Anthem lyrics
Theres a virus spreading over the whole nation And to my mom's dismay There isn't a vaccination.
Every morning I wake up and need my fix Of Kevin and Joe Jonas, But my heart belongs to Nick.
CHORUS:
I'm Not ashamed to say that I am a JB fan so Why try to fight it We just clicked I'm a Jonas Brothers addict.
It started off with butterflies It's Joe that I adore. Now everytime I hear his voice I faint and hit the floor.
I went to see their concert Just the other night Now tears starts streaming Uncontrollably Just by their very sight
CHORUS: (2X)
I'm Not ashamed to say that I am a JB fan so Why try to fight it We just clicked Im a Jonas Brothers addict.
I'm a Jonas Brothers addict. ____________________________ As if I love Jo. Bros. Especially Nick Jo. ... You guys sucks ! A lot ! I wonder why Miley would love you, Gay !
Pink Anime - Nobody's Perfect Parody
I Know My Singing Sucks I Even Hooked For Bucks I Might Be Crazy It's In My Family
I Am A teenage whore For That there is no cure But Yet My Fans All Have My Poster On Their Door
Don't matter if i'm a bitch Or If This Song's Of Pitch
Nobody's Perfect Hey And I Know It Since I'm The Biggest Loser Around
Nobody's Perfect I Lived And I Learned It And I Got No Talent Nobody's Perfect
I'm A Huge Hillybilly Everyone Wants to be like me Can't understand why My Fans Must have no life
My Dad Got Me This Job It Took No Work At All Just Want Money And Fame So Keep Shouting My Name
I'm The Biggest Nerd Just Keep On Following The Herd
Nobody's Perfect Hey And I Know It Since I'm The Biggest Loser Around
Nobody's Perfect I Lived And I Learned It And I Got No Talent Nobody's Perfect ----------------------------------- Ya lor..I totally agreed with you.. You Go Girl !
7 (Barely Legals) Things
Lyrics: I probably shouldn't say this But at times I get so sad When I think about the previous Innocence I had I was angelic But I lost it It's impossible for me to return
I'm almost naked on the web And it's like my daddy said I've got to learn How to choose
The barely legal things that I do 7 barely legal things that I do, Oh I do
1. Share lollipops 2. Drink Beer 3. Suck Face 4. Pull my pants down in a public place 5. And take my camera everywhere I go 6. Shirt Up 7. Shirt Down 8. Green Bras 9. And Thongs 10. Take a shower with my t-shirt on 11. And get it on with dancers from my show
And the 7th barely legal thing that I do Is lie about it to you
My best friend's name is Mandy And she helps me a lot By giving me great pointers On steering clear from cops
But I guess she failed to mention All the media attention That I got
Oh I am only fifteen But I know that I'm hot And I choose
7 barely legal things to do! 1. Share lollipops 2. Drink Beer 3. Suck Face 4. Pull my pants down in a public place 5. And take my camera everywhere I go 6. Shirt Up 7. Shirt Down 8. Green Bras 9. And Thongs 10. Take a shower with my t-shirt on 11. And get it on with dancers from my show
And the 7th barely legal thing that I do Is lie about it to you
I once posed for a magazine Called Vanity Fair They called my photo "artsy" But the tabloids didn't care
About the seven artsy things that I do
1. Write silly songs 2. Perform for fans 3. Do a YouTube show 4. And sing 5. And dance 6. And live a double life on TV 7. Lead poisoned toys 8. Flirt with boys 9. Tell everyone to Make Some Noise 10. My job is to sing and be funny
And I do the seven Artsy things I do Because I need to for you
Disney
Disney
Disney
Disney
Oooh __________________________________ No offense..
KillianVendetta - Hot N Cold Parody (Fat N Old)
You look like a horse, like a cow, like a pig you smell really strange, like a fish, you should know and you have no friends, and no life...you're a nerd You should know, that something has to change [refrain] 'cause you're fat and you're old you'Re ugly, you smell a nightmare it is, to look at your face Your smile and your eyes your nose and your teeth you eat far too much i swear to myself i would rather kiss a dog, bitch and i do never wanna touch you you're fat and you're old, you're ugly you smell a nightmare it is, to look at your face
You never brush your black teeth, it's so bad. Yeah your only friends: alcohol, cigarettes You're a whore, 20 bucks, for one night, is what you take You should know, that something has to change [refrain]
Someone call the doctor You're a shame for your family, bitch I swear that, if i see you I will hit your ugly face
You look like a horse, like a cow, like a pig...
[refrain] .................................................... Hahas. U really ugly leh... N you should know that..
KillianVendetta - So What (I Am A Crackwhore)
I'm waiting outside for hours to give me the final shot The Dealer is late, I'm shivering I hope i do get some pot I got twenty bucks to pay him and i'm gonna smoke tonight I wanna see these colours come on i wanna be high na na na na na na na come on i wanna be high na na na na na na na come on i wanna be high
[refrain] So, so what I am a crackwhore and i will die soon and they will pay me to love them for thirty minutes to buy new heroine I'm gonna show you tonight I'll be high I'll be drunk, like Amy Winehouse So what I am a crackwhore Those pretty colours I'm gonna show you tonight
Oh gosh I am anorexic, no money for something to eat These amphetamines and ecstasy for breakfast is all i need the party will start at 5 p.m I don't wanna sleep tonight (again) Cocaine, Speed for everyone come on let's die tonight na na na na na na na come on let's die tonight na na na na na na na come on let's die tonight [refrain]
My life's a mess, I do not care, they let me fall, oh that's unfair I lost my life, no rehab bitch, Destroy yourself, it is such fun
[refrain] _______________________________________________________________ He Is Cute Meh... I want to die liao..
Barrack Obama ft. Hilary Clinton - Umbrella
Obama: [rapping] Uh huh! Uh huh! Yo my girl Hillary, former first lady, will she be president? Who knows, maybe. Yo Barack Obama! I'm a black democrat, no I ain't no punk, Hillary's a hot mama. She's got her eyes on the prize, and I'm talking 'bout my junk. Hillary, where you at?
Hillary: I'm in the front. But what I want is a little bit of mandingo love. Bill had Monica, played him like a harmonica. So can I be blamed if I wanna get some strange?
Yes, I am a firm believer of some hardcore jungle fever. He's my boy, I am his girl, hellz yeah we're both down with the swirl! We may have differed on Iraq, but no one's stiffer in the sack. I can't lie - that's why I wanna be under Barack Obama, bama, bama, ay, ay, ay, under Barack Obama, bama, bama, bama, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay.
The polls have me in the lead, but your polls the only one I need.
Obama: Girl you're making me really hot, I'm gonna put my ballot in your slot.
Hillary: Pour your chocolate rain on me and I'll make you my VP.
Obama: Gonna put my lovin' on ya.
Hillary: I wanna be under Barack Obama, bama, bama, bama, ay, ay, ay, ay, under Barack Obama, bama, bama, bama, ay, ay, ay ay! ____________________________________________________ Hahas...GTG BB
Haiyo..Just now want to blog... Then my computer suddenly jammed.. So I restarted it again lor.. This computer si be kuai lan leh... By the way, have you seen my test.... No one go and test one ah.. *yawn..So bored.. Perharps watching some videos might work...
Charice Sings "I Will Survive" At Good Morning America
Very nice hor.. She want to sing high voice then she go high voice.. She want to sing low voice then she go low voice.. Wa seh..I never knew anybody who could sing like her..
Venetian Princess - Womanizer (Parody)
The Lyrics: Ive always had A thing for Star Trek Conventions I need a man with a comic book collection
Lord of The Rings is my favorite type of Role Play Dont want an Aragorn, I want a young Gandalf The Gray
I fantasize About the Michael Phelps of Ping Pong Someone who memorized all of The Pokemon Theme song
Hes in the elite As one of the Star Trek Fanclub chiefs. But secretly he has a stash of star wars boxer briefs.
CHORUS: Hes a Womanizer womanizer womanizer womanizer Ooo Ooo A womanizer womanizer womanizer womanizer Together well discuss HTML And C++ Uh Huh A womanizer womanizer womanizer womanizer
Hes got me rocking Like Stephen Hawking Check out his hard drive Sets me to warp five.
Verse:
Hes highly skilled In the art of drawing anime And he has an extensive selection of action figures on display.
Hes employee of the month for tech support repair. Hes a World of Warcraft expert Beating Magtheridons Lair.
I dream of him Hooking up my ethernet cable And whispering in my ear elements of the periodic table
Im picturing A gaming headset in his hair And sexy safety goggles on As he builds a robotic office chair.
CHORUS (2x)
Dont need a jock I want a spock _________________ Hahas..So funny.. When I first playing this video... Jun Jie and Shang Yu was watching Pokemon Parody.. Then when they hear: "Someone who memorized all of The Pokemon Theme song".. Hahahas..You should look at their dumb face... Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahas... Okay...Haha...Okay. Okay.Calm down.. Now next video...
Brittany Brazil - Piece Of Me Parody (Piece Of Meat)
Sorry..This one no Lyrics given... But hahaha... Not very funny lar..
MadTV - Heroes Trailer (Zeroes Trailer)
Hahas...This one only funny.. Especially the Hiro Nakamura 1...
Wah !!! Today very fun leh... I never do anything at all... Somemore I never study leh... I go tuition to watch movie.. SO good hoh... Tomorrow we going to watch Romeo & Juliet (BBC Ver.) Wonder nice or not??
1. He stares at you alot. 2. He hits you alot. (just play hitting ) 3. He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you 4. He yelled, "Hi!", to your mum that day she picked you up from school. 5. He blew off his buds to go see "Brown Sugar" with you cuz you couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone. 6. He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process 7. His voice gets softer when ever you two talk. 8. You hung up on him. He called you back. 9. You were invited by him to a group outing. 10. He called you to talk about nothing at all. 11. He imitates your laugh. OK, you do laugh PRETTY LOUD. Which makes you laugh even harder... 12. He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation 13. He sometimes stares straight into your eyes. 14. He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, KNEES,ect.)
HOW GIRLS FLIRT:
1.She calls you by your full name not just a nick name. 2. She hits you softly on the arm and laughs when you say something funny. 3. She flips her hair when she's talking to you. 4. She touches your arm when she talks to you. 5. She says, "No, I'm not telling you who I like!" with a big smile on her face. 6. She asks you who you like or who you would go out with seemingly interested. 7. When you go to the movies with a bunch of your friends and she is almost always next to you. 8. She criticizes you on a girl you like. 9. You catch her staring at you. 10. She plays with your hair or tries to put make up on you. 11. Her friends outside of school and in school know about you, and says she talks about you a lot. 12. She knows your phone number and address. ( stalker much? ) 13. She will try and talk, and spend time with you as much as possible
OMG!! Please don't believe me at all.. I'm just posting... ^^"... Anyway...Ciaoz
TWILIGHT ! YOU ROCK ! YOU FREAKED MY OUT OF MY SEAT ! Okay...Maybe YOU FREAKED MY OUT OF MY SEAT ! is too obvious.. Because it's kind of thrilling.. Awwwwww Myyyyyy Gossshhhhhhhh !! !! I love it so so so so so much....
Okay lar..I admit already lor.. I don't really like Romance Movies.. But I really did cried.. I love movies like Wild Child.. But Twilight is cool..!!..
I finally started reading Romance novels... They're quite awesome... By the way..Love my new blogskin?? The tagbard also I custom 1 leh... Hahas..Xin Yu teach 1...
Anyway..Nothing to blog leh.. But I'll blog for today lah.. Suan something to blog lar...
Today was a very very very very extremely un-rainy day The birds are chirping ugly-ly on the tree... The flowers smells like shit also... However, I am standing next to the flower.. With nose-blocked problems.. While hearing the birds chirping crap.. Pssst...Imma' bad-story teller... However...No one's gonna read this part.. Or you'll get killed by the next day... If you doesn't want to die.. Please sent other people my URL and begged them to visit it...
He he...Scared liao leh... Aiya...I know never scared yet lah.. I'll just transfer Karma to you only lor... So easy 1.. The CoffinI bet you've watched it already... Very thrilling & shocking !!
Anyway..Today very boring lar.. Yesterday also cannot go find friends.. But today..PSSST..THIS IS BETWEEN YOU AND ME !~! I'M BECOMING A TEENAGER LIAO... !! @@ !! @@ yayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayay Hahas..I'm so happy... By the way..Have you read Confession of a Teen Nanny?? It's awesome!!Only RM21.90...Cus' I bought at Singapore..
Hey emm. Am I blogging for another subject?? Oh sorry.. I almost forgotten to post for today... Continues DOWN ...
Whatever!!! Hey guys and gals!!! I miss you all... Actually I miss a lot of people/things... So here's the list...
I miss Jade... I miss Tan... I miss Melanie... I miss Gloria... I miss Sharon... I miss Eunice... I miss Hui Min... I miss Sheba... I miss Taylor... I miss Ong Shan Li... I miss Sylvester... I miss Arjun... I miss my table... I miss my chair... I miss my 'Lost & Founds'... I miss my classroom... I miss everyone's table... I miss the dustbin... I miss Aqilah... I miss Siti... I miss Cikgu Maizatul... I miss Guru Besar(shit lah..who want to miss her..Wrinkled Ama) I miss the canteen... I miss the keropok I ate sometimes... I miss the nuggets... I miss the chicken... I miss the drain... I miss the table I usually eat... I miss the carpark... I miss the floor... I miss the hall... I miss my white blouse... I miss my pinafore... I miss the times I wear my uniform... I miss the field... I miss the toilet...(Did I mention it before???) I miss my bag... I miss my school times... I miss the computer room... I miss Austin... I miss 'Pointy Hair' guys... I miss the nerd(s)... LASTLY, I MISS YOU!!!
But however... I can get in touch with my friends by technology... Even the things I miss I got capture in my phone... FYI, I still miss you guys...
Okay *sob...let's skip the subject... So I found this cool blogshop... It's www.wardrobe54.com/ It's kind of nice... But very expensive, though... Anyway I got a Christmas Sales Offer Code... They have it every year.. So just visit the page and shop till you flop...
Let me think what I am gonna blog next... Oh erm...Some lyrics bah... Here goes...
Taylor Swift - Love Story
We were both young when i first saw you I close my eyes and the flashback starts I`m standing there on a balcony in summer air See the lights, see the party, the ball gowns See you make your way through the crowd And say hello, little did i know
That you were romeo You were throwing pebbles And my daddy said stay away from juliet And i was crying on the staircase Begging you please don`t go
And i said Romeo, take me somewhere we can be alone I`ll be waiting, all there`s left to do is run You`ll be the prince and i`ll be the princess It`s a love story, baby, just say yes
So i sneak out to the garden to see you We keep quiet `cause we`re dead if they knew So close your eyes, escape this town for a little while
Oh, oh, oh
`cause you were romeo, I was a scarlet letter And my daddy said stay away from juliet But you were everything to me I was begging you please don`t go
And i said Romeo, take me somewhere we can be alone I`ll be waiting, all there`s left to do is run You`ll be the prince and i`ll be the princess It`s a love story, baby, just say yes
Romeo, save me, they`re trying to tell me how to feel This love is difficult, but it`s real Don`t be afraid, we`ll make it out of this mess It`s a love story, baby, just say yes
I got tired of waiting, wondering if you were ever coming around My faith in you was fading When i met you on the outskirts of town
And i said Romeo save me, i`ve been feeling so alone I keep waiting for you but you never come Is this in my head, i don`t know what to think He knelt to the ground and he pulled out a ring And said
Marry me, juliet, you`ll never have to be alone I love you and that`s all i really know I talked to your dad, you`ll pick out a white dress It`s a love story, baby, just say yes
Oh, oh, oh, oh
We were both young when i first saw you
Lindsay Lohan - Confession Of A Broken Heart
I wait for the postman to bring me a letter I wait for the good Lord to make me feel better And I carry the weight of the world on my shoulders A family in crisis that only grows older
Why'd you have to go Why'd you have to go Why'd you have to go
Daughter to father, daughter to father I am broken but I am hoping Daughter to father, daughter to father I am crying, a part of me is dying and These are, these are The confessions of a broken heart
And I wear all your old clothes, your polo sweater I dream of another you The one who would never (never) Leave me alone to pick up the pieces A daddy to hold me, that's what I needed
So why'd you have to go Why'd you have to go Why'd you have to go!!
Daughter to father, daughter to father I don't know you, but I still want to Daughter to father, daughter to father Tell me the truth, did you ever love me Cause these are, these are The confessions of a broken heart
I love you, I love you I love you I....!!!!! I love you!!
Daughter to father, daughter to father I don't know you, but I still want to Daughter to father, daughter to father Tell me the truth... Did you ever love me!!!? Did you ever love me? These are..... The confessions...of a broken heart
Ohhh....yeah
I wait for the postman to bring me a letter..
T.I. ft. Rihanna - Live Your Life
Rihanna: You're gonna be a shining star, And fancy cars, fancy car-ars. And then you'll see, You're gonna go far. Cause everyone knows, Who you are-are. So live your life, ay ay ay. Instead of chasing that paper. Just live your life (oh! ), Ay ay ay. You got no time for no inters. Just live your life (oh! ), Ay ay ay. No telling where it'll take you. Just live your life (oh! ), Ay ay ay. Cause i'm a paper chaser. Just living my life.
T.i.: I'm the opposite of moderate, Immaculately polished With the spirit of a hustler And the swagger of a college kid. Allergic to the counterfeit, Impartial to the politics. Articulate But still would grab a nigga By the collar quick. Whoever had problems, They reckonsile They just holla 'til. If that don't work And just fails, Then turn around and follow 'til. I got love for the game But ay I'm not in love with all of it. I do without the fame And the rappers nowadays are comedy. The hootin' and the hollerin', Back and forth with the argueing. Where you from, who you know, What you make And what kind of car you in. Seems as though you lost sight Of what's important With the positive. And checks Until your bank account, And you're about poverted. Your values is a disarrayed, Prioritized are horribly. Unhappy with the riches Cause you pis-pone morraly. Ignoring all prior advice And fore warning. And we might be Full of ourselves All of a sudden aren't we?
Rihanna: You're gonna be A shining star, And fancy cars, Fancy car-ars. And then you'll see, You're gonna go far. Cause everyone knows, Who you are-are. So live your life, Ay ay ay. Instead of chasing that paper. Just live your life (oh! ), Ay ay ay. You got no time for no inters. Just live your life (oh! ), Ay ay ay. No telling Where it'll take you. Just live your life (oh! ), Ay ay ay. Cause i'm a paper chaser. Just living my life (ay), My life (oh), My life (ay), My life (oh) Just living my life (ay), My life (oh), My life (ay), My life (oh)
So live your life.
Christina Aguilera - Hurt
Seems like it was yesterday when I saw your face You told me how proud you were but I walked away If only I knew what I know today
I would hold you in my arms I would take away the pain Thank you for all you've done Forgive all your mistakes There's nothing I wanna do To hear your voice again Sometimes I want to call you but I know you won't be there
I'm sorry for blaming you for everything I just couldn't do And I hurt myself by hating you Somedays I feel broke inside but I won't admit Sometimes I just want to hide 'cause it's you I miss You know it's so hard to say goodbye when it comes to this
Would you tell me I was wrong? Would you help me understand? Are you looking down upon me? Are you proud of who I am? There's nothing I want to do To have just one more chance To look into your eyes and see you looking back
I'm sorry for blaming you for everything I just couldn't do And I've had myself If I had just one more day, I would tell you how much that I've missed you since you've been away
Oh, it's dangerous It's so I'm afraid to try to turn back time
I'm sorry for blaming you for everything I just couldn't do And I've had myself
By hurting you ________________________________________________
So...have you hear all the songs??? Nice right..Especially Lindsay's songs... Anyway have you heard of The D.E.Y.??? Here's the song and lyrics for you!! _______________________________________________ The D.E.Y. - Give You The World
I'm a give u the world Give u the world yeah baby Through the fire through the rain Through the joy and the pain este amor remains the same I'm a give u the world Through the fights through the change Through the nights through the days este amor remains the same I'm a give u the world
I'm a give u the world ma And everything in it For the nights that u wanted to leave And u didn't U stood on your truthful square And these women Would give their lives to sit where u sittin' your the best of the best ma last of a dime breed Damn none of this (hoes) have it try to ride with me When they say they love me I know they're lying to me In your spot where they try to be I think I found u finally She said she wants to Make a little baby devine for me She understands where I'm trying to be She was right there Before... I'm on my grind you see Smoke the finest street She give me my space and privacy And I'm honestly tryin' to give her the world Rap the globe in a bow Like here u go girl
Through the fire through the rain Through the joy and the pain este amor remains the same I'm a give u the world Through the fights through the change Through the nights through the days este amor remains the same I'm a give u the world
Tu aliento me marea tormenta y yo desia tu simpre espera aquanta y te queda at first a little bit pero ahora no pela just bills ya nuestro dia llega ahora vela como tiro candela munto un empiro en el mercado alla fuera y ya vella y mientras mas dinero mas problemas more problems just stick with me to solve them and we'll do it we already been through it si llega ahi when i blew it and now im changed te juro que my life change yo cambiado por ti no por el chabo ni el fame tu eres mi noche mi dia el amor de toda mi vida el sabor de mi fantasia mi duena amada mia mi julieta mi bebe mi muneca cuanto quiesra regalarte el planeta
Through the fire through the rain Through the joy and the pain este amor remains the same I'm a give u the world Through the fights through the change Through the nights through the days este amor remains the same I'm a give u the world
Everytime u hit the ground boy I'll hold u down boy ill never skip town boy I'll be around boy U can count on me I'm a follow through if u neeed it here it'll be
I'm a be the truth Yes see U ain't ever got nothing to worry about If u burn by the fire I'm a carry u out Just holla when u need me around Cause I got u like u got me And forever baby holding u down...
Nice right...I like the Chorus part... ________________________________________________
Here's the parody for Miley Cyrus 7 Things... Whoopsie!! Low battery liao..Sorry lor... Tomorrow only show you lor.. So ciaoz..
Instructions: Answer the questions in the quiz and insert your answers in the corresponding question numbers in the letter.
The letter:
Dear (the last person who text messaged you):
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) (11).
(12), -Your name-
1. What's the color of your shirt? Blue - Our romance is over Red - Our affair is over White - I'll join the monastery Black - I dislike you Green - Our horoscope doesn't match Grey - You're a pervert Yellow - I'm selling myself Pink - Your nostrils are insulting Brown - The mafia wants you No shirt - You're a loser Other - I'm in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month? January - That night February - Last year March - When your dwarf bit me April - When I tripped on sesame seeds May - First of May June - When you put cuffs on me July - When I threw up August - When I saw the shrunken head September - When we skinny dipped October - When I quoted Santa November - When your dog ran amok December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer? Tacos - In your apartment Pizza - In your camping car Pasta - Outside of Chicago Hamburgers - Under the bus Salad - As you ate enchilada Chicken - In your closet Kabob - With Paris Hilton Fish - In women's clothing Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation Lasagna - At the mental hospital Hot dog - Under a state of trance None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
4. What's the color of your socks? Yellow - Hit on Red - Insult Black - Ignore Blue - Knock out Purple - Pour syrup on White - Carve your initials into Grey - Pull the clothes off Brown - Put leeches on Orange - Castrate Pink - Pull the toupee off Barefoot - Sit on Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear? Black - My best friend White - My father Grey - Bill Clinton Brown - My fart balloon Purple - My mustard soufflé Red - Donald Duck Blue - My avocado plant Yellow - My penpal in Ghana Orange - My Kid Rock-collection Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper None - My John F. Kennedy statue Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV? Scrubs - Man O.C. -Emotional One Tree Hill - Open Heroes - Frostbitten Lost - High House - Scarred Simpsons - Cowardly The news - Mongolic Idol - Masochistic Family Guy - Senile Top Model - Middle-class None of the above - Ashamed
7. Your mood right now? Happy - How awful I've felt Sad - How boring you are Bored - That Santa doesn't exist Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage Depressed - That we're cousins Excited - That there is no solution to this Nervous - The middle-east Worried - That your Honda sucks Apathetic - That I did a sex-change Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men Overjoyous - That I'm open Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom? White - Your ring Yellow - Your love letters Red - Your Darth Vader poster Black - Your tame stone Blue - The couch cushions Green - The pictures from LA Orange - Your false teeth Brown - Your contact book Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs Purple - Your old lottery coupons Pink - The cut toenails Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name? A/B - Your photo C/D - The oil stocks E/F - Your neighbour Martin G/H - My virginity I/J - The results of your blood-sample K/L - Your left ear M/N - Your suicide note O/P - My common sense Q/R - Your mom S/T - Your collection of butterflies U/V - Your criminal record W/X - David's tricot outfits Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name? A/B - Always will remember C/D - Never will forget E/F - Always wanted to break G/H - Never openly mocked I/J - Always have felt dirty before K/L - Will tell the authorities about M/N - Told in my confession today about O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about S/T - Get sick when I think of U/V - Always will try to forget W/X - Am better off without Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink? Water- Our friendship Beer - Senility Soft drink - A new life as a clone Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo Milk - The apartment building Wine - Cocaine abuse Cider - A passionate interest for mice Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations Mineral water - Embarrassing rash Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism Whisky - To ruin the second world war Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation? Thailand - Warm regards USA - Best regards England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail Spain - Go and drown yourself China - Disgusting regards Germany - With ease Japan - Go burn (MY BLEACH 2009 CALENDAR!!!) Greece - Your everlasting enemy Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard Egypt - F***off now France - In pain
Examples:
Dear Xin Yu: I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it First of may in your closet and I saw you drive out with your friend. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that your pimples are at the last stage. I'm returning your memories of the military service to you, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I always will try to forget Eggplant-fetishism.
Go and drown yourself, Shang Yu
Hahas, Done the quiz liao mah ! Created it with my friends 1!
Yesterday my birthday leh... Got present or not ??? I want PSP/PS3/Sony P1i Just choose 1 and pressie it with red ribbons ! I'll upload photos later I go back Malaysia ! ^.^... Ciaos... P.S. And Yay Me ! For my b'day
Do you guys even know me... Think you know me more than no one else do? It's a serious N-O ! I'm actually like Poppy Moore in Wild Child ! And yes, I have a walk-in closet that would make Paris Hilton jealous.. She has a trademark blonde hair... I has a trademark brown hair... So what's the big deal... We're both rich.. And Princess Malibu may not just run away ! Becos' Princess JB might just rule everyone...
But...I will never ever jump into the sea..
And I actually loves to scold people 'Biatch'... But..Im'ma more naughty than her... So..Considered myself as
♥Princess JB ♥Beautiful girl with trademark brown hair ♥Poppy Moore's Identical Twins...
Imagine, having 40 pieces of this piece of note?What can you do with RM2000?
Mmmmm....For me:
1. Go on a shopping spree(s)! Imagine what you can buy? OMG ! 2. Buy a handphone with all high-end features in it ! 3. Make a trip to Japan to shop more at Tokyo ! 4. Date with him in a romantic Bilbouquet... 5. Rent a chalet and go wild party-ing wild with my friends !! 6. Learn how to be a Wild Child !!! Woo Hoo!!
Okay lar...I'll stop wishing for it ! Won't come true 1 lar...
So......I go rebonding yesterday... My second time liao... Now my hair not so frizzy... But still got salon smell.. Want to vomit actually...
Here's some pictures of my hair.. If you want to see, If you don't want.. Then skip this...
I very ugly hor ! I know lar...Cause that fringe lor... Ewwww....Some more my grin ! I really wished I could smile better ! And next the back!!
After rebonding, me and my mum went shopping for Xmas pressies!
And yes, I haven't bought anything yet !! >.<
For instance from Qwerty (by the-estb.com), I bought this cool wire necklace with recycled keyboard keys as pendant for a dear friend and colleague… The keys are fashioned into rings , pins and pendants. You can get your message across if you can spell or just get creative , in case they run out of certain alphabets…My necklace with two keys at RM20 . I know where to send my old keyboard to next time. They also have ,maybe had by now , it was down to the last piece of calendar (RM29), with every month telling of a sexual fetish, like June was it? Mamaphilia and December was , I think Bestiality. Hmm… Life could get interesting next year..!
Then I bought the cutest handcrafted dragonfly brooch from Kit (017-6073306) , one look and it landed on my heart at RM15. The pair of durians with intricate spiky thorns , look like they took a a lot of painstaking hours to craft but alas, thorny issues I will leave it to another time. Next were the handcrafted plaster of paris heart shaped magnetic buttons, Musedarling’s creations, personalised for only RM4.90. Just great for any down and out friend or family who needs some extra love this Xmas season or maybe just as a cute reminder of your kind thoughts, never can be too much ! Love, never can’t get enough …no…no baby…whoop..whoop.. Then, I just card ir-resist. This stall, Mahani Moleque make cards with old french designs, check them out at www.mahanimoleque.blogspot.com and overlay them with smart words from the series “Sex and The City“, yes I am sucker for that show. These cards are then fashioned into door handles and greeting cards and packed into cute envelopes…c’est la vie. tres chic etc etc. My choice , well Coco Chanel’ s famous words ” Fashion fades , only style remains the same ” took precedent over Carrie Bradshaw’s ” I like my money where I can see it… in my closet” , but it was a tough choice!
After everything...We finally go home... It's great to go shopping for Xmas decorations.. They're so cute !! However...Money still not enough for me ! Hahas. Not enough for everyone lar... So stupid 1... Will keep updating so... Ciaos. And a big note to everyone...
I HEART LA ! FOREVER!!! AND WELCOME TO POMT, BIATCH
1) I get to drink Bird's Nest !! Woo Hoo 2) 1 more people follow me...
Yay Me !!
However, Meeester Right (Mines >.<) doesn't seem good today.. Hello?? He isn't here what !! So what?? I heard his friend say 1 mah !! People talks & lies & gossips ! You so stupid leh... Then you leh..Quickly dissapear lar...
(I was talking to myself....Hahas. ^.^)
Oh shit ! My bird nest almost finish liao.. Later, I go and get some more...
-3 hours later- (10:59)
Sorry for waiting so long... I actually helping my granny with some works.. I very hardworking hor.
I love Love Story...Very romantic... But cannot get the video leh.. Aiyo..Tomorrow lar.. Patient ha... !
Actually I also got kena my mum scold lah.. Aiya...Who never kena before ??
Now, Here's some video..(Parodies Actually !!) I hope you laugh like shit !
Venetian Princess - A Miley Cyrus Christmas
LYRICS:
The snow dont fall here much in Tennessee. I hate Nick Jonas but I still hope he gets a gift for me.
Daddy Cyrus lets me decorate our yacht. Me and Justin are gonna get frisky with the misle toe but I hope we dont get caught.
Its Christmas Time (4x) My new cd, BreakOut is a great stocking stuffer (wink wink) ___________________________________ Hahas. Very funny (but xiao)
Venetian Princess - Jonas Brothers Addict Anthem
Jonas Brothers Addict Anthem lyrics
Theres a virus spreading over the whole nation And to my mom's dismay There isn't a vaccination.
Every morning I wake up and need my fix Of Kevin and Joe Jonas, But my heart belongs to Nick.
CHORUS:
I'm Not ashamed to say that I am a JB fan so Why try to fight it We just clicked I'm a Jonas Brothers addict.
It started off with butterflies It's Joe that I adore. Now everytime I hear his voice I faint and hit the floor.
I went to see their concert Just the other night Now tears starts streaming Uncontrollably Just by their very sight
CHORUS: (2X)
I'm Not ashamed to say that I am a JB fan so Why try to fight it We just clicked Im a Jonas Brothers addict.
I'm a Jonas Brothers addict. ____________________________ As if I love Jo. Bros. Especially Nick Jo. ... You guys sucks ! A lot ! I wonder why Miley would love you, Gay !
Pink Anime - Nobody's Perfect Parody
I Know My Singing Sucks I Even Hooked For Bucks I Might Be Crazy It's In My Family
I Am A teenage whore For That there is no cure But Yet My Fans All Have My Poster On Their Door
Don't matter if i'm a bitch Or If This Song's Of Pitch
Nobody's Perfect Hey And I Know It Since I'm The Biggest Loser Around
Nobody's Perfect I Lived And I Learned It And I Got No Talent Nobody's Perfect
I'm A Huge Hillybilly Everyone Wants to be like me Can't understand why My Fans Must have no life
My Dad Got Me This Job It Took No Work At All Just Want Money And Fame So Keep Shouting My Name
I'm The Biggest Nerd Just Keep On Following The Herd
Nobody's Perfect Hey And I Know It Since I'm The Biggest Loser Around
Nobody's Perfect I Lived And I Learned It And I Got No Talent Nobody's Perfect ----------------------------------- Ya lor..I totally agreed with you.. You Go Girl !
7 (Barely Legals) Things
Lyrics: I probably shouldn't say this But at times I get so sad When I think about the previous Innocence I had I was angelic But I lost it It's impossible for me to return
I'm almost naked on the web And it's like my daddy said I've got to learn How to choose
The barely legal things that I do 7 barely legal things that I do, Oh I do
1. Share lollipops 2. Drink Beer 3. Suck Face 4. Pull my pants down in a public place 5. And take my camera everywhere I go 6. Shirt Up 7. Shirt Down 8. Green Bras 9. And Thongs 10. Take a shower with my t-shirt on 11. And get it on with dancers from my show
And the 7th barely legal thing that I do Is lie about it to you
My best friend's name is Mandy And she helps me a lot By giving me great pointers On steering clear from cops
But I guess she failed to mention All the media attention That I got
Oh I am only fifteen But I know that I'm hot And I choose
7 barely legal things to do! 1. Share lollipops 2. Drink Beer 3. Suck Face 4. Pull my pants down in a public place 5. And take my camera everywhere I go 6. Shirt Up 7. Shirt Down 8. Green Bras 9. And Thongs 10. Take a shower with my t-shirt on 11. And get it on with dancers from my show
And the 7th barely legal thing that I do Is lie about it to you
I once posed for a magazine Called Vanity Fair They called my photo "artsy" But the tabloids didn't care
About the seven artsy things that I do
1. Write silly songs 2. Perform for fans 3. Do a YouTube show 4. And sing 5. And dance 6. And live a double life on TV 7. Lead poisoned toys 8. Flirt with boys 9. Tell everyone to Make Some Noise 10. My job is to sing and be funny
And I do the seven Artsy things I do Because I need to for you
Disney
Disney
Disney
Disney
Oooh __________________________________ No offense..
KillianVendetta - Hot N Cold Parody (Fat N Old)
You look like a horse, like a cow, like a pig you smell really strange, like a fish, you should know and you have no friends, and no life...you're a nerd You should know, that something has to change [refrain] 'cause you're fat and you're old you'Re ugly, you smell a nightmare it is, to look at your face Your smile and your eyes your nose and your teeth you eat far too much i swear to myself i would rather kiss a dog, bitch and i do never wanna touch you you're fat and you're old, you're ugly you smell a nightmare it is, to look at your face
You never brush your black teeth, it's so bad. Yeah your only friends: alcohol, cigarettes You're a whore, 20 bucks, for one night, is what you take You should know, that something has to change [refrain]
Someone call the doctor You're a shame for your family, bitch I swear that, if i see you I will hit your ugly face
You look like a horse, like a cow, like a pig...
[refrain] .................................................... Hahas. U really ugly leh... N you should know that..
KillianVendetta - So What (I Am A Crackwhore)
I'm waiting outside for hours to give me the final shot The Dealer is late, I'm shivering I hope i do get some pot I got twenty bucks to pay him and i'm gonna smoke tonight I wanna see these colours come on i wanna be high na na na na na na na come on i wanna be high na na na na na na na come on i wanna be high
[refrain] So, so what I am a crackwhore and i will die soon and they will pay me to love them for thirty minutes to buy new heroine I'm gonna show you tonight I'll be high I'll be drunk, like Amy Winehouse So what I am a crackwhore Those pretty colours I'm gonna show you tonight
Oh gosh I am anorexic, no money for something to eat These amphetamines and ecstasy for breakfast is all i need the party will start at 5 p.m I don't wanna sleep tonight (again) Cocaine, Speed for everyone come on let's die tonight na na na na na na na come on let's die tonight na na na na na na na come on let's die tonight [refrain]
My life's a mess, I do not care, they let me fall, oh that's unfair I lost my life, no rehab bitch, Destroy yourself, it is such fun
[refrain] _______________________________________________________________ He Is Cute Meh... I want to die liao..
Barrack Obama ft. Hilary Clinton - Umbrella
Obama: [rapping] Uh huh! Uh huh! Yo my girl Hillary, former first lady, will she be president? Who knows, maybe. Yo Barack Obama! I'm a black democrat, no I ain't no punk, Hillary's a hot mama. She's got her eyes on the prize, and I'm talking 'bout my junk. Hillary, where you at?
Hillary: I'm in the front. But what I want is a little bit of mandingo love. Bill had Monica, played him like a harmonica. So can I be blamed if I wanna get some strange?
Yes, I am a firm believer of some hardcore jungle fever. He's my boy, I am his girl, hellz yeah we're both down with the swirl! We may have differed on Iraq, but no one's stiffer in the sack. I can't lie - that's why I wanna be under Barack Obama, bama, bama, ay, ay, ay, under Barack Obama, bama, bama, bama, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay.
The polls have me in the lead, but your polls the only one I need.
Obama: Girl you're making me really hot, I'm gonna put my ballot in your slot.
Hillary: Pour your chocolate rain on me and I'll make you my VP.
Obama: Gonna put my lovin' on ya.
Hillary: I wanna be under Barack Obama, bama, bama, bama, ay, ay, ay, ay, under Barack Obama, bama, bama, bama, ay, ay, ay ay! ____________________________________________________ Hahas...GTG BB
Haiyo..Just now want to blog... Then my computer suddenly jammed.. So I restarted it again lor.. This computer si be kuai lan leh... By the way, have you seen my test.... No one go and test one ah.. *yawn..So bored.. Perharps watching some videos might work...
Charice Sings "I Will Survive" At Good Morning America
Very nice hor.. She want to sing high voice then she go high voice.. She want to sing low voice then she go low voice.. Wa seh..I never knew anybody who could sing like her..
Venetian Princess - Womanizer (Parody)
The Lyrics: Ive always had A thing for Star Trek Conventions I need a man with a comic book collection
Lord of The Rings is my favorite type of Role Play Dont want an Aragorn, I want a young Gandalf The Gray
I fantasize About the Michael Phelps of Ping Pong Someone who memorized all of The Pokemon Theme song
Hes in the elite As one of the Star Trek Fanclub chiefs. But secretly he has a stash of star wars boxer briefs.
CHORUS: Hes a Womanizer womanizer womanizer womanizer Ooo Ooo A womanizer womanizer womanizer womanizer Together well discuss HTML And C++ Uh Huh A womanizer womanizer womanizer womanizer
Hes got me rocking Like Stephen Hawking Check out his hard drive Sets me to warp five.
Verse:
Hes highly skilled In the art of drawing anime And he has an extensive selection of action figures on display.
Hes employee of the month for tech support repair. Hes a World of Warcraft expert Beating Magtheridons Lair.
I dream of him Hooking up my ethernet cable And whispering in my ear elements of the periodic table
Im picturing A gaming headset in his hair And sexy safety goggles on As he builds a robotic office chair.
CHORUS (2x)
Dont need a jock I want a spock _________________ Hahas..So funny.. When I first playing this video... Jun Jie and Shang Yu was watching Pokemon Parody.. Then when they hear: "Someone who memorized all of The Pokemon Theme song".. Hahahas..You should look at their dumb face... Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahas... Okay...Haha...Okay. Okay.Calm down.. Now next video...
Brittany Brazil - Piece Of Me Parody (Piece Of Meat)
Sorry..This one no Lyrics given... But hahaha... Not very funny lar..
MadTV - Heroes Trailer (Zeroes Trailer)
Hahas...This one only funny.. Especially the Hiro Nakamura 1...
Wah !!! Today very fun leh... I never do anything at all... Somemore I never study leh... I go tuition to watch movie.. SO good hoh... Tomorrow we going to watch Romeo & Juliet (BBC Ver.) Wonder nice or not??
1. He stares at you alot. 2. He hits you alot. (just play hitting ) 3. He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you 4. He yelled, "Hi!", to your mum that day she picked you up from school. 5. He blew off his buds to go see "Brown Sugar" with you cuz you couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone. 6. He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process 7. His voice gets softer when ever you two talk. 8. You hung up on him. He called you back. 9. You were invited by him to a group outing. 10. He called you to talk about nothing at all. 11. He imitates your laugh. OK, you do laugh PRETTY LOUD. Which makes you laugh even harder... 12. He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation 13. He sometimes stares straight into your eyes. 14. He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, KNEES,ect.)
HOW GIRLS FLIRT:
1.She calls you by your full name not just a nick name. 2. She hits you softly on the arm and laughs when you say something funny. 3. She flips her hair when she's talking to you. 4. She touches your arm when she talks to you. 5. She says, "No, I'm not telling you who I like!" with a big smile on her face. 6. She asks you who you like or who you would go out with seemingly interested. 7. When you go to the movies with a bunch of your friends and she is almost always next to you. 8. She criticizes you on a girl you like. 9. You catch her staring at you. 10. She plays with your hair or tries to put make up on you. 11. Her friends outside of school and in school know about you, and says she talks about you a lot. 12. She knows your phone number and address. ( stalker much? ) 13. She will try and talk, and spend time with you as much as possible
OMG!! Please don't believe me at all.. I'm just posting... ^^"... Anyway...Ciaoz
TWILIGHT ! YOU ROCK ! YOU FREAKED MY OUT OF MY SEAT ! Okay...Maybe YOU FREAKED MY OUT OF MY SEAT ! is too obvious.. Because it's kind of thrilling.. Awwwwww Myyyyyy Gossshhhhhhhh !! !! I love it so so so so so much....
Okay lar..I admit already lor.. I don't really like Romance Movies.. But I really did cried.. I love movies like Wild Child.. But Twilight is cool..!!..
I finally started reading Romance novels... They're quite awesome... By the way..Love my new blogskin?? The tagbard also I custom 1 leh... Hahas..Xin Yu teach 1...
Anyway..Nothing to blog leh.. But I'll blog for today lah.. Suan something to blog lar...
Today was a very very very very extremely un-rainy day The birds are chirping ugly-ly on the tree... The flowers smells like shit also... However, I am standing next to the flower.. With nose-blocked problems.. While hearing the birds chirping crap.. Pssst...Imma' bad-story teller... However...No one's gonna read this part.. Or you'll get killed by the next day... If you doesn't want to die.. Please sent other people my URL and begged them to visit it...
He he...Scared liao leh... Aiya...I know never scared yet lah.. I'll just transfer Karma to you only lor... So easy 1.. The CoffinI bet you've watched it already... Very thrilling & shocking !!
Anyway..Today very boring lar.. Yesterday also cannot go find friends.. But today..PSSST..THIS IS BETWEEN YOU AND ME !~! I'M BECOMING A TEENAGER LIAO... !! @@ !! @@ yayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayay Hahas..I'm so happy... By the way..Have you read Confession of a Teen Nanny?? It's awesome!!Only RM21.90...Cus' I bought at Singapore..
Hey emm. Am I blogging for another subject?? Oh sorry.. I almost forgotten to post for today... Continues DOWN ...
Whatever!!! Hey guys and gals!!! I miss you all... Actually I miss a lot of people/things... So here's the list...
I miss Jade... I miss Tan... I miss Melanie... I miss Gloria... I miss Sharon... I miss Eunice... I miss Hui Min... I miss Sheba... I miss Taylor... I miss Ong Shan Li... I miss Sylvester... I miss Arjun... I miss my table... I miss my chair... I miss my 'Lost & Founds'... I miss my classroom... I miss everyone's table... I miss the dustbin... I miss Aqilah... I miss Siti... I miss Cikgu Maizatul... I miss Guru Besar(shit lah..who want to miss her..Wrinkled Ama) I miss the canteen... I miss the keropok I ate sometimes... I miss the nuggets... I miss the chicken... I miss the drain... I miss the table I usually eat... I miss the carpark... I miss the floor... I miss the hall... I miss my white blouse... I miss my pinafore... I miss the times I wear my uniform... I miss the field... I miss the toilet...(Did I mention it before???) I miss my bag... I miss my school times... I miss the computer room... I miss Austin... I miss 'Pointy Hair' guys... I miss the nerd(s)... LASTLY, I MISS YOU!!!
But however... I can get in touch with my friends by technology... Even the things I miss I got capture in my phone... FYI, I still miss you guys...
Okay *sob...let's skip the subject... So I found this cool blogshop... It's www.wardrobe54.com/ It's kind of nice... But very expensive, though... Anyway I got a Christmas Sales Offer Code... They have it every year.. So just visit the page and shop till you flop...
Let me think what I am gonna blog next... Oh erm...Some lyrics bah... Here goes...
Taylor Swift - Love Story
We were both young when i first saw you I close my eyes and the flashback starts I`m standing there on a balcony in summer air See the lights, see the party, the ball gowns See you make your way through the crowd And say hello, little did i know
That you were romeo You were throwing pebbles And my daddy said stay away from juliet And i was crying on the staircase Begging you please don`t go
And i said Romeo, take me somewhere we can be alone I`ll be waiting, all there`s left to do is run You`ll be the prince and i`ll be the princess It`s a love story, baby, just say yes
So i sneak out to the garden to see you We keep quiet `cause we`re dead if they knew So close your eyes, escape this town for a little while
Oh, oh, oh
`cause you were romeo, I was a scarlet letter And my daddy said stay away from juliet But you were everything to me I was begging you please don`t go
And i said Romeo, take me somewhere we can be alone I`ll be waiting, all there`s left to do is run You`ll be the prince and i`ll be the princess It`s a love story, baby, just say yes
Romeo, save me, they`re trying to tell me how to feel This love is difficult, but it`s real Don`t be afraid, we`ll make it out of this mess It`s a love story, baby, just say yes
I got tired of waiting, wondering if you were ever coming around My faith in you was fading When i met you on the outskirts of town
And i said Romeo save me, i`ve been feeling so alone I keep waiting for you but you never come Is this in my head, i don`t know what to think He knelt to the ground and he pulled out a ring And said
Marry me, juliet, you`ll never have to be alone I love you and that`s all i really know I talked to your dad, you`ll pick out a white dress It`s a love story, baby, just say yes
Oh, oh, oh, oh
We were both young when i first saw you
Lindsay Lohan - Confession Of A Broken Heart
I wait for the postman to bring me a letter I wait for the good Lord to make me feel better And I carry the weight of the world on my shoulders A family in crisis that only grows older
Why'd you have to go Why'd you have to go Why'd you have to go
Daughter to father, daughter to father I am broken but I am hoping Daughter to father, daughter to father I am crying, a part of me is dying and These are, these are The confessions of a broken heart
And I wear all your old clothes, your polo sweater I dream of another you The one who would never (never) Leave me alone to pick up the pieces A daddy to hold me, that's what I needed
So why'd you have to go Why'd you have to go Why'd you have to go!!
Daughter to father, daughter to father I don't know you, but I still want to Daughter to father, daughter to father Tell me the truth, did you ever love me Cause these are, these are The confessions of a broken heart
I love you, I love you I love you I....!!!!! I love you!!
Daughter to father, daughter to father I don't know you, but I still want to Daughter to father, daughter to father Tell me the truth... Did you ever love me!!!? Did you ever love me? These are..... The confessions...of a broken heart
Ohhh....yeah
I wait for the postman to bring me a letter..
T.I. ft. Rihanna - Live Your Life
Rihanna: You're gonna be a shining star, And fancy cars, fancy car-ars. And then you'll see, You're gonna go far. Cause everyone knows, Who you are-are. So live your life, ay ay ay. Instead of chasing that paper. Just live your life (oh! ), Ay ay ay. You got no time for no inters. Just live your life (oh! ), Ay ay ay. No telling where it'll take you. Just live your life (oh! ), Ay ay ay. Cause i'm a paper chaser. Just living my life.
T.i.: I'm the opposite of moderate, Immaculately polished With the spirit of a hustler And the swagger of a college kid. Allergic to the counterfeit, Impartial to the politics. Articulate But still would grab a nigga By the collar quick. Whoever had problems, They reckonsile They just holla 'til. If that don't work And just fails, Then turn around and follow 'til. I got love for the game But ay I'm not in love with all of it. I do without the fame And the rappers nowadays are comedy. The hootin' and the hollerin', Back and forth with the argueing. Where you from, who you know, What you make And what kind of car you in. Seems as though you lost sight Of what's important With the positive. And checks Until your bank account, And you're about poverted. Your values is a disarrayed, Prioritized are horribly. Unhappy with the riches Cause you pis-pone morraly. Ignoring all prior advice And fore warning. And we might be Full of ourselves All of a sudden aren't we?
Rihanna: You're gonna be A shining star, And fancy cars, Fancy car-ars. And then you'll see, You're gonna go far. Cause everyone knows, Who you are-are. So live your life, Ay ay ay. Instead of chasing that paper. Just live your life (oh! ), Ay ay ay. You got no time for no inters. Just live your life (oh! ), Ay ay ay. No telling Where it'll take you. Just live your life (oh! ), Ay ay ay. Cause i'm a paper chaser. Just living my life (ay), My life (oh), My life (ay), My life (oh) Just living my life (ay), My life (oh), My life (ay), My life (oh)
So live your life.
Christina Aguilera - Hurt
Seems like it was yesterday when I saw your face You told me how proud you were but I walked away If only I knew what I know today
I would hold you in my arms I would take away the pain Thank you for all you've done Forgive all your mistakes There's nothing I wanna do To hear your voice again Sometimes I want to call you but I know you won't be there
I'm sorry for blaming you for everything I just couldn't do And I hurt myself by hating you Somedays I feel broke inside but I won't admit Sometimes I just want to hide 'cause it's you I miss You know it's so hard to say goodbye when it comes to this
Would you tell me I was wrong? Would you help me understand? Are you looking down upon me? Are you proud of who I am? There's nothing I want to do To have just one more chance To look into your eyes and see you looking back
I'm sorry for blaming you for everything I just couldn't do And I've had myself If I had just one more day, I would tell you how much that I've missed you since you've been away
Oh, it's dangerous It's so I'm afraid to try to turn back time
I'm sorry for blaming you for everything I just couldn't do And I've had myself
By hurting you ________________________________________________
So...have you hear all the songs??? Nice right..Especially Lindsay's songs... Anyway have you heard of The D.E.Y.??? Here's the song and lyrics for you!! _______________________________________________ The D.E.Y. - Give You The World
I'm a give u the world Give u the world yeah baby Through the fire through the rain Through the joy and the pain este amor remains the same I'm a give u the world Through the fights through the change Through the nights through the days este amor remains the same I'm a give u the world
I'm a give u the world ma And everything in it For the nights that u wanted to leave And u didn't U stood on your truthful square And these women Would give their lives to sit where u sittin' your the best of the best ma last of a dime breed Damn none of this (hoes) have it try to ride with me When they say they love me I know they're lying to me In your spot where they try to be I think I found u finally She said she wants to Make a little baby devine for me She understands where I'm trying to be She was right there Before... I'm on my grind you see Smoke the finest street She give me my space and privacy And I'm honestly tryin' to give her the world Rap the globe in a bow Like here u go girl
Through the fire through the rain Through the joy and the pain este amor remains the same I'm a give u the world Through the fights through the change Through the nights through the days este amor remains the same I'm a give u the world
Tu aliento me marea tormenta y yo desia tu simpre espera aquanta y te queda at first a little bit pero ahora no pela just bills ya nuestro dia llega ahora vela como tiro candela munto un empiro en el mercado alla fuera y ya vella y mientras mas dinero mas problemas more problems just stick with me to solve them and we'll do it we already been through it si llega ahi when i blew it and now im changed te juro que my life change yo cambiado por ti no por el chabo ni el fame tu eres mi noche mi dia el amor de toda mi vida el sabor de mi fantasia mi duena amada mia mi julieta mi bebe mi muneca cuanto quiesra regalarte el planeta
Through the fire through the rain Through the joy and the pain este amor remains the same I'm a give u the world Through the fights through the change Through the nights through the days este amor remains the same I'm a give u the world
Everytime u hit the ground boy I'll hold u down boy ill never skip town boy I'll be around boy U can count on me I'm a follow through if u neeed it here it'll be
I'm a be the truth Yes see U ain't ever got nothing to worry about If u burn by the fire I'm a carry u out Just holla when u need me around Cause I got u like u got me And forever baby holding u down...
Nice right...I like the Chorus part... ________________________________________________
Here's the parody for Miley Cyrus 7 Things... Whoopsie!! Low battery liao..Sorry lor... Tomorrow only show you lor.. So ciaoz..