Wah...Today very good leh...
2 things !!

1) I get to drink Bird's Nest !! Woo Hoo
2) 1 more people follow me...

Yay Me !!

However, Meeester Right (Mines >.<) doesn't seem good today..
Hello?? He isn't here what !!
So what?? I heard his friend say 1 mah !!
People talks & lies & gossips ! You so stupid leh...
Then you leh..Quickly dissapear lar...

(I was talking to myself....Hahas. ^.^)

Oh shit ! My bird nest almost finish liao..
Later, I go and get some more...

-3 hours later- (10:59)

Sorry for waiting so long...
I actually helping my granny with some works..
I very hardworking hor.

I love Love Story...Very romantic...
But cannot get the video leh..
Aiyo..Tomorrow lar..
Patient ha... !

Actually I also got kena my mum scold lah..
Aiya...Who never kena before ??

Now, Here's some video..(Parodies Actually !!)
I hope you laugh like shit !

Venetian Princess - A Miley Cyrus Christmas

LYRICS:

The snow dont fall here much in Tennessee.
I hate Nick Jonas but I still hope he gets a gift for me.

Daddy Cyrus lets me decorate our yacht.
Me and Justin are gonna get frisky with the misle toe but I hope we dont get caught.

Its Christmas Time (4x)
My new cd, BreakOut is a great stocking stuffer
(wink wink)
___________________________________
Hahas. Very funny (but xiao)

Venetian Princess - Jonas Brothers Addict Anthem


Jonas Brothers Addict Anthem lyrics

Theres a virus
spreading over the whole nation
And to my mom's dismay
There isn't a vaccination.

Every morning
I wake up and need my fix
Of Kevin and Joe Jonas,
But my heart belongs to Nick.

CHORUS:

I'm
Not ashamed to say that
I am a JB fan so
Why try to fight it
We just clicked
I'm a Jonas Brothers addict.

It started off with butterflies
It's Joe that I adore.
Now everytime I hear his voice
I faint and hit the floor.

I went to see their concert
Just the other night
Now tears starts streaming
Uncontrollably
Just by their very sight

CHORUS: (2X)

I'm
Not ashamed to say that
I am a JB fan so
Why try to fight it
We just clicked
Im a Jonas Brothers addict.

I'm a Jonas Brothers addict.
____________________________
As if I love Jo. Bros.
Especially Nick Jo. ...
You guys sucks ! A lot !
I wonder why Miley would love you, Gay !

Pink Anime - Nobody's Perfect Parody


I Know My Singing Sucks
I Even Hooked For Bucks
I Might Be Crazy
It's In My Family

I Am A teenage whore
For That there is no cure
But Yet My Fans All Have
My Poster On Their Door

Don't matter if i'm a bitch
Or If This Song's Of Pitch

Nobody's Perfect
Hey And I Know It
Since I'm The Biggest Loser Around

Nobody's Perfect
I Lived And I Learned It
And I Got No Talent
Nobody's Perfect

I'm A Huge Hillybilly
Everyone Wants to be like me
Can't understand why
My Fans Must have no life

My Dad Got Me This Job
It Took No Work At All
Just Want Money And Fame
So Keep Shouting My Name

I'm The Biggest Nerd
Just Keep On Following The Herd

Nobody's Perfect
Hey And I Know It
Since I'm The Biggest Loser Around

Nobody's Perfect
I Lived And I Learned It
And I Got No Talent
Nobody's Perfect
-----------------------------------
Ya lor..I totally agreed with you..
You Go Girl !

7 (Barely Legals) Things

Lyrics:
I probably shouldn't say this
But at times I get so sad
When I think about the previous
Innocence I had
I was angelic
But I lost it
It's impossible for me to return

I'm almost naked on the web
And it's like my daddy said
I've got to learn
How to choose

The barely legal things that I do
7 barely legal things that I do, Oh I do

1. Share lollipops
2. Drink Beer
3. Suck Face
4. Pull my pants down in a public place
5. And take my camera everywhere I go
6. Shirt Up
7. Shirt Down
8. Green Bras
9. And Thongs
10. Take a shower with my t-shirt on
11. And get it on with dancers from my show

And the 7th barely legal thing that I do
Is lie about it to you

My best friend's name is Mandy
And she helps me a lot
By giving me great pointers
On steering clear from cops

But I guess she failed to mention
All the media attention
That I got

Oh I am only fifteen
But I know that I'm hot
And I choose

7 barely legal things to do!
1. Share lollipops
2. Drink Beer
3. Suck Face
4. Pull my pants down in a public place
5. And take my camera everywhere I go
6. Shirt Up
7. Shirt Down
8. Green Bras
9. And Thongs
10. Take a shower with my t-shirt on
11. And get it on with dancers from my show

And the 7th barely legal thing that I do
Is lie about it to you

I once posed for a magazine
Called Vanity Fair
They called my photo "artsy"
But the tabloids didn't care

About the seven artsy things that I do

1. Write silly songs
2. Perform for fans
3. Do a YouTube show
4. And sing
5. And dance
6. And live a double life on TV
7. Lead poisoned toys
8. Flirt with boys
9. Tell everyone to Make Some Noise
10. My job is to sing and be funny

And I do the seven Artsy things I do
Because I need to for you


Disney

Disney

Disney

Disney

Oooh
__________________________________
No offense..

KillianVendetta - Hot N Cold Parody (Fat N Old)

You look like a horse, like a cow, like a pig
you smell really strange, like a fish,
you should know
and you have no friends, and no life...you're a nerd
You should know, that something has to change
[refrain]
'cause you're fat and you're old
you'Re ugly, you smell
a nightmare it is, to look at your face
Your smile and your eyes
your nose and your teeth
you eat far too much i swear to myself
i would rather kiss a dog, bitch
and i do never wanna touch you
you're fat and you're old, you're ugly you smell a nightmare it is, to look at your face

You never brush your black teeth, it's so bad.
Yeah your only friends: alcohol, cigarettes
You're a whore, 20 bucks, for one night, is what you take
You should know, that something has to change
[refrain]

Someone call the doctor
You're a shame for your family, bitch
I swear that, if i see you
I will hit your ugly face

You look like a horse, like a cow, like a pig...

[refrain]
....................................................
Hahas. U really ugly leh...
N you should know that..

KillianVendetta - So What (I Am A Crackwhore)

I'm waiting outside for hours to give me the final shot
The Dealer is late, I'm shivering
I hope i do get some pot
I got twenty bucks to pay him
and i'm gonna smoke tonight
I wanna see these colours
come on i wanna be high
na na na na na na na
come on i wanna be high
na na na na na na na
come on i wanna be high

[refrain]
So, so what
I am a crackwhore
and i will die soon
and they will pay me
to love them
for thirty minutes
to buy new heroine
I'm gonna show you tonight
I'll be high
I'll be drunk, like Amy Winehouse
So what I am a crackwhore
Those pretty colours
I'm gonna show you tonight

Oh gosh I am anorexic,
no money for something to eat
These amphetamines and ecstasy
for breakfast is all i need
the party will start at 5 p.m
I don't wanna sleep tonight (again)
Cocaine, Speed for everyone
come on let's die tonight
na na na na na na na
come on let's die tonight
na na na na na na na
come on let's die tonight
[refrain]

My life's a mess, I do not care, they let me fall, oh that's unfair
I lost my life, no rehab bitch, Destroy yourself, it is such fun

[refrain]
_______________________________________________________________
He Is Cute Meh...
I want to die liao..

Barrack Obama ft. Hilary Clinton - Umbrella

Obama: [rapping] Uh huh! Uh huh! Yo my girl Hillary, former first lady, will she be president? Who knows, maybe. Yo Barack Obama! I'm a black democrat, no I ain't no punk, Hillary's a hot mama. She's got her eyes on the prize, and I'm talking 'bout my junk. Hillary, where you at?

Hillary: I'm in the front. But what I want is a little bit of mandingo love. Bill had Monica, played him like a harmonica. So can I be blamed if I wanna get some strange?

Yes, I am a firm believer of some hardcore jungle fever. He's my boy, I am his girl, hellz yeah we're both down with the swirl! We may have differed on Iraq, but no one's stiffer in the sack. I can't lie - that's why I wanna be under Barack Obama, bama, bama, ay, ay, ay, under Barack Obama, bama, bama, bama, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay.

The polls have me in the lead, but your polls the only one I need.

Obama: Girl you're making me really hot, I'm gonna put my ballot in your slot.

Hillary: Pour your chocolate rain on me and I'll make you my VP.

Obama: Gonna put my lovin' on ya.

Hillary: I wanna be under Barack Obama, bama, bama, bama, ay, ay, ay, ay, under Barack Obama, bama, bama, bama, ay, ay, ay ay!
____________________________________________________
Hahas...GTG BB

Wah...Today very good leh...
2 things !!

1) I get to drink Bird's Nest !! Woo Hoo
2) 1 more people follow me...

Yay Me !!

However, Meeester Right (Mines >.<) doesn't seem good today..
Hello?? He isn't here what !!
So what?? I heard his friend say 1 mah !!
People talks & lies & gossips ! You so stupid leh...
Then you leh..Quickly dissapear lar...

(I was talking to myself....Hahas. ^.^)

Oh shit ! My bird nest almost finish liao..
Later, I go and get some more...

-3 hours later- (10:59)

Sorry for waiting so long...
I actually helping my granny with some works..
I very hardworking hor.

I love Love Story...Very romantic...
But cannot get the video leh..
Aiyo..Tomorrow lar..
Patient ha... !

Actually I also got kena my mum scold lah..
Aiya...Who never kena before ??

Now, Here's some video..(Parodies Actually !!)
I hope you laugh like shit !

Venetian Princess - A Miley Cyrus Christmas

LYRICS:

The snow dont fall here much in Tennessee.
I hate Nick Jonas but I still hope he gets a gift for me.

Daddy Cyrus lets me decorate our yacht.
Me and Justin are gonna get frisky with the misle toe but I hope we dont get caught.

Its Christmas Time (4x)
My new cd, BreakOut is a great stocking stuffer
(wink wink)
___________________________________
Hahas. Very funny (but xiao)

Venetian Princess - Jonas Brothers Addict Anthem


Jonas Brothers Addict Anthem lyrics

Theres a virus
spreading over the whole nation
And to my mom's dismay
There isn't a vaccination.

Every morning
I wake up and need my fix
Of Kevin and Joe Jonas,
But my heart belongs to Nick.

CHORUS:

I'm
Not ashamed to say that
I am a JB fan so
Why try to fight it
We just clicked
I'm a Jonas Brothers addict.

It started off with butterflies
It's Joe that I adore.
Now everytime I hear his voice
I faint and hit the floor.

I went to see their concert
Just the other night
Now tears starts streaming
Uncontrollably
Just by their very sight

CHORUS: (2X)

I'm
Not ashamed to say that
I am a JB fan so
Why try to fight it
We just clicked
Im a Jonas Brothers addict.

I'm a Jonas Brothers addict.
____________________________
As if I love Jo. Bros.
Especially Nick Jo. ...
You guys sucks ! A lot !
I wonder why Miley would love you, Gay !

Pink Anime - Nobody's Perfect Parody


I Know My Singing Sucks
I Even Hooked For Bucks
I Might Be Crazy
It's In My Family

I Am A teenage whore
For That there is no cure
But Yet My Fans All Have
My Poster On Their Door

Don't matter if i'm a bitch
Or If This Song's Of Pitch

Nobody's Perfect
Hey And I Know It
Since I'm The Biggest Loser Around

Nobody's Perfect
I Lived And I Learned It
And I Got No Talent
Nobody's Perfect

I'm A Huge Hillybilly
Everyone Wants to be like me
Can't understand why
My Fans Must have no life

My Dad Got Me This Job
It Took No Work At All
Just Want Money And Fame
So Keep Shouting My Name

I'm The Biggest Nerd
Just Keep On Following The Herd

Nobody's Perfect
Hey And I Know It
Since I'm The Biggest Loser Around

Nobody's Perfect
I Lived And I Learned It
And I Got No Talent
Nobody's Perfect
-----------------------------------
Ya lor..I totally agreed with you..
You Go Girl !

7 (Barely Legals) Things

Lyrics:
I probably shouldn't say this
But at times I get so sad
When I think about the previous
Innocence I had
I was angelic
But I lost it
It's impossible for me to return

I'm almost naked on the web
And it's like my daddy said
I've got to learn
How to choose

The barely legal things that I do
7 barely legal things that I do, Oh I do

1. Share lollipops
2. Drink Beer
3. Suck Face
4. Pull my pants down in a public place
5. And take my camera everywhere I go
6. Shirt Up
7. Shirt Down
8. Green Bras
9. And Thongs
10. Take a shower with my t-shirt on
11. And get it on with dancers from my show

And the 7th barely legal thing that I do
Is lie about it to you

My best friend's name is Mandy
And she helps me a lot
By giving me great pointers
On steering clear from cops

But I guess she failed to mention
All the media attention
That I got

Oh I am only fifteen
But I know that I'm hot
And I choose

7 barely legal things to do!
1. Share lollipops
2. Drink Beer
3. Suck Face
4. Pull my pants down in a public place
5. And take my camera everywhere I go
6. Shirt Up
7. Shirt Down
8. Green Bras
9. And Thongs
10. Take a shower with my t-shirt on
11. And get it on with dancers from my show

And the 7th barely legal thing that I do
Is lie about it to you

I once posed for a magazine
Called Vanity Fair
They called my photo "artsy"
But the tabloids didn't care

About the seven artsy things that I do

1. Write silly songs
2. Perform for fans
3. Do a YouTube show
4. And sing
5. And dance
6. And live a double life on TV
7. Lead poisoned toys
8. Flirt with boys
9. Tell everyone to Make Some Noise
10. My job is to sing and be funny

And I do the seven Artsy things I do
Because I need to for you


Disney

Disney

Disney

Disney

Oooh
__________________________________
No offense..

KillianVendetta - Hot N Cold Parody (Fat N Old)

You look like a horse, like a cow, like a pig
you smell really strange, like a fish,
you should know
and you have no friends, and no life...you're a nerd
You should know, that something has to change
[refrain]
'cause you're fat and you're old
you'Re ugly, you smell
a nightmare it is, to look at your face
Your smile and your eyes
your nose and your teeth
you eat far too much i swear to myself
i would rather kiss a dog, bitch
and i do never wanna touch you
you're fat and you're old, you're ugly you smell a nightmare it is, to look at your face

You never brush your black teeth, it's so bad.
Yeah your only friends: alcohol, cigarettes
You're a whore, 20 bucks, for one night, is what you take
You should know, that something has to change
[refrain]

Someone call the doctor
You're a shame for your family, bitch
I swear that, if i see you
I will hit your ugly face

You look like a horse, like a cow, like a pig...

[refrain]
....................................................
Hahas. U really ugly leh...
N you should know that..

KillianVendetta - So What (I Am A Crackwhore)

I'm waiting outside for hours to give me the final shot
The Dealer is late, I'm shivering
I hope i do get some pot
I got twenty bucks to pay him
and i'm gonna smoke tonight
I wanna see these colours
come on i wanna be high
na na na na na na na
come on i wanna be high
na na na na na na na
come on i wanna be high

[refrain]
So, so what
I am a crackwhore
and i will die soon
and they will pay me
to love them
for thirty minutes
to buy new heroine
I'm gonna show you tonight
I'll be high
I'll be drunk, like Amy Winehouse
So what I am a crackwhore
Those pretty colours
I'm gonna show you tonight

Oh gosh I am anorexic,
no money for something to eat
These amphetamines and ecstasy
for breakfast is all i need
the party will start at 5 p.m
I don't wanna sleep tonight (again)
Cocaine, Speed for everyone
come on let's die tonight
na na na na na na na
come on let's die tonight
na na na na na na na
come on let's die tonight
[refrain]

My life's a mess, I do not care, they let me fall, oh that's unfair
I lost my life, no rehab bitch, Destroy yourself, it is such fun

[refrain]
_______________________________________________________________
He Is Cute Meh...
I want to die liao..

Barrack Obama ft. Hilary Clinton - Umbrella

Obama: [rapping] Uh huh! Uh huh! Yo my girl Hillary, former first lady, will she be president? Who knows, maybe. Yo Barack Obama! I'm a black democrat, no I ain't no punk, Hillary's a hot mama. She's got her eyes on the prize, and I'm talking 'bout my junk. Hillary, where you at?

Hillary: I'm in the front. But what I want is a little bit of mandingo love. Bill had Monica, played him like a harmonica. So can I be blamed if I wanna get some strange?

Yes, I am a firm believer of some hardcore jungle fever. He's my boy, I am his girl, hellz yeah we're both down with the swirl! We may have differed on Iraq, but no one's stiffer in the sack. I can't lie - that's why I wanna be under Barack Obama, bama, bama, ay, ay, ay, under Barack Obama, bama, bama, bama, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay.

The polls have me in the lead, but your polls the only one I need.

Obama: Girl you're making me really hot, I'm gonna put my ballot in your slot.

Hillary: Pour your chocolate rain on me and I'll make you my VP.

Obama: Gonna put my lovin' on ya.

Hillary: I wanna be under Barack Obama, bama, bama, bama, ay, ay, ay, ay, under Barack Obama, bama, bama, bama, ay, ay, ay ay!
____________________________________________________
Hahas...GTG BB