REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX
You're never too old to enjoy chocolate.
It'ssafe to have chocolate while you're driving.
You never feel guilty after chocolate.
You can make chocolate last as long as you want.
You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
With chocolate, satisfaction guaranteed.

REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN MEN
No one's ever been jilted by a chocolate gateau.
After telling your chocolate bar all your worries you can simply eat it.
You can share chocolates with your best friend.
A bar of chocolate doesn't bore you by constantly talking about football.
Your mother will never disapprove of your choice of chocolate.

REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN WOMEN
Chocolate never keeps you waiting.
Chocolate doesn't get jealous when you look at another chocolate bar.
You never have to buy a box of chocolates for a box of chocolates.
Chocolate doesn't talk incessantly while you're watching the football.
It doesn't expect you to remember the anniversary of the first time you met.
Chocolate never tries to chat up your best friend.
Chocolate isn't looking for a long term commitment

REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX
You're never too old to enjoy chocolate.
It'ssafe to have chocolate while you're driving.
You never feel guilty after chocolate.
You can make chocolate last as long as you want.
You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
With chocolate, satisfaction guaranteed.

REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN MEN
No one's ever been jilted by a chocolate gateau.
After telling your chocolate bar all your worries you can simply eat it.
You can share chocolates with your best friend.
A bar of chocolate doesn't bore you by constantly talking about football.
Your mother will never disapprove of your choice of chocolate.

REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN WOMEN
Chocolate never keeps you waiting.
Chocolate doesn't get jealous when you look at another chocolate bar.
You never have to buy a box of chocolates for a box of chocolates.
Chocolate doesn't talk incessantly while you're watching the football.
It doesn't expect you to remember the anniversary of the first time you met.
Chocolate never tries to chat up your best friend.
Chocolate isn't looking for a long term commitment