Wow !! Now not so many complaints ler ! Hehes ! Been listening to songs like Katy Perry's Waking Up In Vegas and Veronicas' Untouched ! Walao ? The video like want to hypnotise people de ! Siao man ?

Working on new skin !! Damn long de ! Haiyo . Well.. Here's some school thing !! I've got number 2 in class, man !! 2 !! 2 !! Okay okay ! Last time got 9 .. At least I've improved ! Yayyy . So happy man !! Luv ya teacher !!

So .. Short post kay ? XOXO

I've realized something -.-'

1) I hate household insects !
2) Butterflies are not even social !

Err . About number 1 .. Here's some complaints !

1) Lizards

2) Cockroaches

3) Flying Beetles (Yii Yerr)

4) Wood-boring beetles

5) Mosquitoes

6) Moths

7) Flies

8) Ants (easy to kill la)

I presume you are a normal being reading my blog, not an insect-loving lunatic.


Now... humans can taser lions, shoot rockets into space, invent electricity, etc - why the fuck are we losing the battle against muthafucking insects living in our homes?!



Another thing is that, I saw a gecko (another name for fucking disgusting house lizards) were kept for pets !! WTF ?




That's right! Mushy rubbery fuckers with protuberant eyes and tails that fall off and innards that are visible underneath translucent skin - are loved, fed, and have a price tag on them!





WTF!


In fact, when I went to Angie's place, they showed me a lizard's skeleton that was kiaped in a door frame. They said that lizards were really rare and seemed to like the skeleton.
Heck ?


When asked for my opinion on it, I merely grimaced. If only they lived in Singapore lizards shit on their kitchen counter!!!


Henceforth, to aid fellow Singaporeans get rid of pests living in their house, I suggest the following methods:



1) SCREENED DOORS AND WINDOW




So here's the age-old question:

Should I open the window?


Yes for ventilation ! No for insects flying in. Therefore, I want a window that can let in air and not let in insects

The answer is so simple: Screen the goddamn window!


In my dream home I have windows closed all the time with the aircon on 24/7, but right now I can't afford to do that - and besides, having so much A/C on is bad for the environment.

Not that I really care about the environment though. I am just saying that to applease the environmentalist segment of my blog readers, who are probably smiling and nodding in approval right now.

Anyway even if I do have so much money, I can't possibly A/C the kitchen also, since you need to let cooking smells air out, etc.

Therefore, screen windows!

Further to screen windows, I also suggest double screen windows.

That is, two screens that are set about 1 inch apart.

The outer layer screen will have a high-voltage electricity charge running through it.

Everytime a fly or bird tries to transpass into your private property, they will fizzle, shriek, and either lose a good wing or die.

(Pigeon with burnt beak. Hilarious!)

The inner screen is to make sure you don't go touch the outer screen, and to doubly make sure any flexible and electricity-resistant insect won't through. I know, if he went through the first what's to stop him going through the second one, right?

Get off my back!

And what do you mean rain will short-circuit my electric screen? My screen is rain-smart so it can detect rain and stop electricity then, ok!

Further to maiming birds and frying insects, this can also deter burglers. Not that burglers are very common in Singapore, but prevention is better than cure.


2) AIRTIGHTS CUPBOARDS

Most people have some sort of 'Dry Food cupboard' to store their instant mee, chips, cornflakes, canned food, etc.

Even if every single item of your food products are sealed up properly, this cupboard will never fail to attract lizards, roachs and ants.

(I am beginning to suspect that insects can read food labels.)

The answer? A magnet and some rubber tubings.

Just like a fridge, except not cold inside.

Maybe it would be a good idea to add a hippo dehumidifer inside said cupboard too.

Eh, will it get very hot inside and ruin the food? Ok lor, maybe give this cupboard a little screen window too.

I also want to air-seal all my cutlery and crockery too!

Fuck man. When I was a kid my mom used to insist I rinse my forks and spoons instead of using them directly out of the cutlery drawer.

I used to think she was bonkers since the utensils are all washed clean before being put into the drawer. For years I ignored her.

One day, I saw an albino cockroach (slightly less gross than a normal one, but still a roach) happily crawling on the dessert spoons when I opened the cutlery drawer. I should have listened to Momo. :(

Air-sealed = Ok to use forks and spoons direct from the drawer.

That's presuming any insects managed to get pass your mighty screen windows and doors in the first place.



3) THE SINK AS DEATHTRAP

Humans can survive for weeks without food but only 3 days without water. Don't trust my statistics coz I can't be bothered to research them properly, but I think that's about right.

Since muthafucking lizards have porous skin, I presume they also need a hell lot of water to survive, just like humans. Roaches, not so much.

That's why we always see lizards crawling in kitchen sinks. (Or am I just unlucky here??)

Whenever I see this happen, I always spray the lizard with water until it is dizzy and meanwhile, squeeze dish-washing liquid all around the sink's edges.

Then I stand there and laugh as the lizard attempts to crawl out but keeps slipping back into the bottom. It's funny in a my-skin-is-crawling-but-why-am-i-smiling? way.

If it's small enough, I will try to force it down the drain. If it's too big... Well I managed to squeeze an adult one before... Maybe can chop it in half first....


But what if I am not around!?? I don't want any water-stealing lizard to survive, do I?

Therefore, I demand that a scientist should invent Lizislide. (Catchy isn't it??) Lizislide shall be the name of a stone material that is so smooth, lizards cannot hold a grip on it.

(There is a spray that creates this effect, but sprays wash off...)

Lizislide shall be used to construct all sinks. It will be a revolutionary product.

At the bottom of the sink shall be an insinkerator.

This "food" grinder can be set to "Automatically detect food and grind cruelly" during the night when you are not free to manually kill your pests.

So here goes:

Lizard is thirsty.

Lizard goes into sink, hoping to find water, maybe food bits if lucky.

Lizard happily crawls into sink; slides downwards rapidly; realises impending death as it sees insinkerator looming.

Lizard frantically waves hands, hoping to break the deadly fall; succeeds.

Lizard attempts to crawl out of sink.

After 6 attempts, almost makes it halfway when gravity did the inevitable and it drops into insinkerator with a sorry plop.

Insinkerator detects new "food"; makes a loud beep sound to warn lizard, but futile as lizard is trapped and does not understand beeps anyway; grinds lizards into paste.

At least lizard is not thirsty anymore - coz dead lizards can't thirst!!

HAHAHAHA!!

And anyway if Lizislide works then loads of walls can all be made with Lizislide!


4) SPRAYABLE LIZARD SPRAY

I know, Sprayable Lizard Spray sounds so corny... And also, this post is turning into another Lizard Hating Post.

Whatever.

I've come to realise that I hate encountering lizards way more than roaches because my killing rate of a roach is about 99%.

The only times I manage not to kill it is when it manages to run underneath a low cupboard which is too heavy for me to move.

But normally I am very determined for its death and I have 100% faith in the insect sprays nowadays!

Seriously man... About 3 sprays on the roach (even in midair) and the roach turns on its back pleading for mercy! At this point I'd grab it with loads of tissue, hold it as far as humanly possible from my face, and flush it down the loo.

But shitass lizards are muthafucking difficult to kill!

Killing rate is maybe 50% if I try hard enough. Nowadays I don't bother killing the big lizards coz it's just so goddamn gross.

They move so fast and sprays don't work on them!

The only way to kill them is via smacking, and there are not many objects around for you to smack them with that are hard enough and you don't mind dirtying.

I particularly like using the tinfoil roll. Tissue boxes don't work coz they are too soft. Just a note.

So therefore, here's a million dollar idea for Baygone: Why not a lizard spray?

Every spray shoots out a substance that can:

- Erode the lizard's disgusting skin. Just like how salt is to slugs. They can't be that different!

- Form into a spiderweb-like sticky piece to trap lizard in place while humans find an object to smash it with.

- Come up with something yourself, goddamn scientists! Do I have to tell you everything?

BTW I once sprayed a lizard with my Veet Hair Removal Cream. I don't think it worked. Or maybe it did make its skin hairless and silky.

I inadvertently made a bloody lizard more sexy.

Ciaoxx Evilers !

Hahas .. School reopen liao .. Then An Ting didn't come to school .. So Sien .. Tomorrow only she can come .. Siao meh ?? Sick for so long ah ?? Haiyo .. I very sien de leh !! Haiz .. Today also she won't come .. Cause of her 5.00a.m. fever .. Actually, now also she de-fever liao de leh !! Her mother keeps bragging .. Siao, man !!

By the way, for only like 5 minutes .. I going to school liao .. Bus is coming .. So I will continue at night ..

XOXO

Hi hi !! I have realised that I have been playing games for the whole holiday ..
And HTML Codes always shows up .. So I will interpret what is it doing !!





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Wah .. My 奶奶 got a random massage from a Thai Massager leh .. Why I never get de ?? I also very hardworking de leh !! >.< So jealous !! She just slept there and then the Thai helps her massage her almost dead leg !! What the heck ?? It's a 2-hour massage .. No transport fees .. No additional charge .. Chemical-free .. Alcohol-free .. Unfortunate lar .. Camera cable got problem .. Need to buy another one .. So use my phone's one .. But the quality not nice .. Photoshopped liao de .. But then, quality still that bad .. Haiyo .. Work so hard le leh ..

I kept searching for like .. Awards stuff ?? Yeah .. I think so .. But whatever lar .. Blogging always come first to me de lar .. Hahas .. Here's some Male/Female Titles ..


MALE TITLES
The Architect of Rock And Roll
- Little Richard
The Boss
- Bruce Springsteen
Chairman of The Board
- Frank Sinatra
The Father Of Death Metal
- Chuck Schuldiner
God
- Eric Clapton UK
God of Rock
- Freddie Mercury U.K.
King
- Elvis Presley United States
God of Songs
- Jacky Cheung Hong Kong
- Sam Hui Hong Kong [19]
Godfather of Britpop
- Ray Davies UK [20]
Godfather of Goth
- Peter Murphy UK [21][22]
Godfather of Folk
- Narasimha Murthy, Manapragada India [23]
Godfather of Grunge
- Neil Young Canada [24]
Godfather of Heavy Metal
- Ozzy Osbourne UK [25]
Godfather of Punk
- Iggy Pop U.S. [26][27]
- Pete Townshend UK [28][29]
Godfather of Punk Guitar
- Ron Asheton U.S. [30]
Godfather of Rap
- Rudy Ray Moore U.S. [31]
George Clinton U.S. [32]
Godfather of Rocksteady
- Alton Ellis Jamaica [33]
Godfather of Soul -
- James Brown U.S. [34][35]
Grandfather of Rock and Roll
- Robert Johnson U.S. [36]
His Purple Majesty or His Royal Badness
- Prince U.S. [37][38][39][40]
King of Bhangra
- Malkit Singh UK [41][42]
King of the Blues
- John Lee Hooker U.S. [43]
- B. B. King U.S. [44][45]
King of Country
- Roy Acuff U.S. [46]
- Garth Brooks U.S. [47]
- George Strait U.S. [48]
King of Folk
- Woody Guthrie U.S. [49]
- Bob Dylan U.S. [50]
- Narasimha Murthy, Manapragada India [51]
King of Folk-rock
- Bob Dylan U.S. [52]
King of Funk
- Rick James U.S. [53]
King of Heavy Metal
- Ozzy Osbourne U.K. [54]
King of the High C's
- Luciano Pavarotti Italy [55]
King of the Jukebox
- Louis Jordan U.S. [56]
- Dick Todd U.S. [57]
King of the Pan Flute
- Gheorghe Zamfir Romania [58]
King of Pop
- Michael Jackson U.S. [59][60]
King of Canto Pop
- Jacky Cheung China [61]
King of Chinese Pop
- Jay Chou Taiwan [62]
The Four Heavenly Kings of Chinese Pop
- Jacky Cheung Hong Kong [18]
- Leon Lai Hong Kong [18]
- Andy Lau Hong Kong [18]
- Aaron Kwok Hong Kong [18]
King of Japanese Pop
- Tetsuya Komuro Japan [63]
King of Latin Pop
- Juan Gabriel Mexico [64]
- Enrique Iglesias Spain [65]
- Julio Iglesias Spain [66]
- Ricky Martin Puerto Rico [67]
King of Punk Rock
- Joe Strummer U.K. [68]
King of Raï
- Khaled Algeria [69][70]
King of Rap
- Kurtis Blow U.S. [71]
- DMX U.S. [72]
- Snoop Dogg U.S. [73][74]
- Eminem U.S. [75]
- Jay-Z U.S. [76][77]
- The Notorious B.I.G. U.S. [78]
- 50 Cent U.S. [79]
- Rick Rubin U.S. [80]
- Russell Simmons U.S. [80]
King of R&B
- R. Kelly U.S. [81][82]
- Usher U.S. [83]
King of Reggae
- Bob Marley Jamaica [84][85]
King of Rockabilly
- Carl Perkins U.S. [86][87]
King of Rock and Roll
- Chuck Berry U.S. [88]
- Fats Domino U.S. [89]
- Alan Freed U.S. [90]
- Bill Haley U.S. [90]
- B.B. King U.S. [89]
- Michael Jackson U.S. [60]
- Elvis Presley U.S. [91]
- Little Richard U.S. [92]
King of Shock Rock
- Alice Cooper U.S. [93][94]
King of Skiffle
- Lonnie Donegan UK [95]
King of Soul
- James Brown U.S. [96]
- Michael Jackson U.S. [60]
- Otis Redding U.S. [97]
King of Swing
- Benny Goodman U.S. [98]
King of Western Swing
- Bob Wills U.S. [99]
- Spade Cooley U.S. [100]
King of the South
- Ludacris U.S. [101][102]
- T.I. U.S. [103]
King of Tejano
- Emilio U.S. [104]
The Metal God
- Rob Halford U.K. [105]
Mister Country Music
- Red Foley U.S. [106]
The Modfather
- Paul Weller U.K. [107][108]
Pope of Mope
- Morissey UK [109]
The Prince Of Calabria
- Alex Gaudino U.S. [110]
Prince of Motown
- Marvin Gaye U.S. [111]
Prince of Darkness
- Ozzy Osbourne U.K. [112]
Prince of Pop
- Justin Timberlake U.S. [113]
- Erik Santos Philippines [114]
- Robbie Williams U.K. [115]
Prince of Latin Pop
- Enrique Iglesias Spain [116]
- Ricardo Montaner Argentina [117]
Prince of R&B
- Usher U.S. [118]
Prince of Reggae
- Dennis Brown U.S. [119][120]
Prince of Soul
- Marvin Gaye U.S. [121]
- Momy Levy Israel [122]
- Otis Redding U.S. [123]
Prince of Wails
- Johnnie Ray U.S. [124][125]


FEMALE TITLES
Empress of Pop
-Ayumi Hamasaki Japan [126]
Empress of Soul
-Gladys Knight U.S. [127]
First Lady of Hip Hop Soul
-Faith Evans U.S. [128]
First Lady of Country
-Tammy Wynette U.S. [129][130]
First Lady of Song
-Ella Fitzgerald U.S. [131][132]
Godmother of Punk
-Patti Smith U.S. [133][134]
High Priestess of Soul
-Nina Simone U.S. [135][136]
Queen Bee
-Lil' Kim U.S. [137]
Queen of the Blues Koko Taylor U.S. [138][139]
Dinah Washington U.S. [140][141]
Queen of Christmas Music Amy Grant U.S. [142][143]
Queen of Classical Crossover Sarah Brightman U.K. [144]
Queen of Clubs Dannii Minogue Australia [145]
Kylie Minogue Australia [146]
Queen of Country Kitty Wells U.S. [147][148]
Loretta Lynn U.S. [149][150]
Reba McEntire U.S. [149][151]
Dolly Parton U.S. [149][152]
Queen of Disco Donna Summer U.S. [153]
Gloria Gaynor U.S. [154]
Sylvester U.S. [155]
Queen of Folk Joan Baez U.S. [156]
Sandy Denny U.K. [157]
Vinjamuri Anasuya Devi India [158]
Odetta U.S. [159]
Queen of Gospel Mahalia Jackson U.S. [160][161]
Queen of Heavy Metal Lee Aaron Canada [162]
Kiloran Greenan U.S. [163]
Sharon Osbourne U.K. [54]
Queen of Hip Hop Missy Elliott U.S. [164]
Lauryn Hill U.S. [165]
Queen of Hip Hop Soul Mary J. Blige U.S. [166][167]
Queen of Hip-Pop Namie Amuro Japan [6]
Queen of Jazz Ella Fitzgerald U.S. [168][169]
Queen of Pop Beyoncé U.S. [170][171]
Mariah Carey U.S. [172][173]
Celine Dion Canada [174][175]
Whitney Houston U.S. [176][177]
Janet Jackson U.S. [178][179]
Madonna U.S. [180][181]
Shakira Colombia [182]
Gwen Stefani U.S. [183]
Britney Spears U.S. [184][185]
Queen of Canto Pop Anita Mui Hong Kong [186][187]
Queen of Chinese Pop Teresa Teng Republic of China [188]
Queen of Christian Pop Amy Grant U.S. [189][190]
Queen of Japanese Pop Namie Amuro Japan [191][192]
Ayumi Hamasaki Japan [193]
Queen of Latin Pop Gloria Estefan U.S. [194]
Queen of Urban Pop Aaliyah U.S. [195]
Queen of the Power Ballad Celine Dion Canada [196]
Queen of Punk Rock Joan Jett U.S. [197]
Siouxsie Sioux U.K. [198]
Toyah Willcox U.K. [199]
Queen of R&B Beyoncé U.S. [200][201]
Mary J. Blige U.S. [202][203]
Brandy U.S. [204][205]
Ruth Brown U.S. [206][207]
Mariah Carey U.S. [208]
Double Japan [6]
Alicia Keys U.S. [209][210]
Janet Jackson U.S. [211][212]
Queen of Canadian R&B Jully Black Canada [213]
Queen of Rockabilly Wanda Jackson U.S. [214]
Queen of Rock and Roll Janis Joplin U.S. [215][216]
Courtney Love U.S. [217]
Stevie Nicks U.S. [218][219]
Pink U.S. [220]
Gwen Stefani U.S. [221]
Tina Turner U.S. [222][223]
Queen of Soul Aretha Franklin U.S. [224]
Alicia Keys U.S. [225]
White Queen of Soul Dusty Springfield U.K. [226][227]
Queen of Tejano Laura Canales U.S. [228]
Lydia Mendoza U.S. [229]
Selena U.S. [230]
Princess of Crunk Ciara U.S. [231]
Princess of Electropop Lady Gaga U.S. [232]
Princess of Hip Hop & R&B Ashanti U.S. [233]
Princess of Pop Paula Abdul U.S. [234]
Christina Aguilera U.S. [235]
Keshia Chante Canada [236]
Lady Gaga U.S. [237][238]
Sarah Geronimo Philippines [239]
Janet Jackson U.S. [234][240]
Madonna U.S. [241]
Kylie Minogue Australia [242]
Rihanna Barbados [243]
Gwen Stefani U.S. [244]
Britney Spears U.S. [245][246]
Dionne Warwick U.S. [247]
Katy Perry U.S. [248]
Princess of Japanese Pop Ayumi Hamasaki Japan [249]
Princess of Korean Pop BoA South Korea [250][251]
Princess of Punk Rock Deborah Harry U.S. [252]
Princess of R&B Aaliyah U.S. [253][254]
Brandy U.S. [255]
Celena Cherry U.K. [256]
Keyshia Cole U.S. [257]
Monica U.S. [258][259]
Rihanna Barbados [260]
Princess of Rock and Roll Janis Joplin U.S. [261]
Lisa Marie Presley U.S. [262][263]
Princess of Wails Charlotte Church Wales [264][265]
Cerys Matthews Wales [266][267]
Star of The East or Diva of Arabic Song Umm Kulthum Egypt [268]

Today was extra extra extra GREAT .. He asks me to be his gf .. I mean, of course I accept lar .. Then I don't know why tears rolled down to my cheek ?? Hahas .. To happy le lar .. I think ..

So I was boring .. Then went searching in Wikipedia for erre ..Informations ?? Haha .. Then when I search for Kisses .. I found gestures .. Perharps .. I'll give some infos about it, huh ?

A OKAY


AIR KISS


ESKIMO KISSING


SHAKA SIGN


THUMBS UP


FIST BUMP
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Okay liao ma ?? Now let me continue .. Err.. Oh.. I don't know what liao leh ??
Let me think ahhh .. Nothing le lar .. Ciaoxx

Arrggghhhh.. Got fever a few days ago..Yesterday's worser than today !! OMG !! Both my eyes got bumps !! Eeewwwww .. I know .. Gone to the doctor .. Give me an injection !! Arrrrrrrrrrreeeee !! I am so hurt . . . Freaky part is this . . . The injection some more on my ass !! The doc. is a female one ! ! ! If male one leh, ashamed liao ..

Anyway I don't want to blog much..So I'll stop here..Gonna update, man .. Here's a copy of my checklist:

Friendster
Facebook
Blog
MSN
ClickNetwork
MySpace
MapleStory
Dota

Two more to go..I'll blog later..

Ciaoxxx

Dangggg !! People kept asking me to update.. I know my blog is dull !! And boring !!
But who the heck are they ? Think you very big ha ! Now update liao good lar !!Hor !

"Stop asking why am I still blogging!!"

I don't understand why people kept asking me to update..Why bother to update if there's nothing special? Huh ? And also, they call me to update, sendiri never update also, what ? Why so kepo leh ? This is MY BLOG !! MY BLOG!! Why not go update your blog leh !!

New Disclaimer
~THIS IS MY (AND SERIOUSLY MINE) BLOG !! I BLOG, I CHAT, I UPDATE, I NEGLECT, I DO WHATEVER I WANT IN MY BLOG !! I DON'T BOTHER TO UPDATE SOMEDAYS.. YOU CAN ALSO SAY IT AS NEGLECTING !! BUT WHAT THE HECK DO YOU WANT FROM ME ? UPDATE MY BLOG EVERYDAY HAR !! THEN IF COMPUTER/WI-FI/INTERNET GOT PROBLEM LEH !! SHORT UPDATE ALSO SUANG AH ?? ASSHOLE LAR !!

ANOTHER THING IS... WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SPAMMERS ?? ARE THEY LIKE FOLLOWERS OR SOMETHING ?? THEY SPAM .. THEN WHAT THEY EXPECT ME TO SAY ?? I BAN ?? HAHAS. THIS IS LIKE FREAKING CRAZY !! I'M NOT BEING SARCASTIC, BUT THEY REALLY GOOD IN THOSE THINGS HUH ?? BUT WHATEVER, THINK OF IT SPAMMERS .. IF PEOPLE GO TO YOUR BLOG .. READ ALL YOUR POSTS .. TRACK DOWN YOUR I.P. ADDRESS .. THEN TAG YOU WITH LOADS OF CRAPS THAT YOU DON'T BOTHER TO DELETE ? WTF ?? I DON'T REALLY KNOW YOU !! AND HOW YOU GOT MY BLOG ?? BUT PLEASE STOP SPAMMING !! I'M TIRED OF SPAMMERS LIAO .. THINK THEY CAN CRITICIZE ME ?? OH, PLEASE !! I FREAKING HATE THESE NOW !! PLS PLS PLS STOP !!

Let's calm down !! Put this blog to rest !! I talk crap !! I know .. But could you just sympathize me ?? I mean ?? My blog.. Yarhh .. My blog ! I shit here !! My blog is the only place that calms me down .. I mean, yarhh . When I'm angry.. I talk craps and stuffs like I hate you etc etc .. But as long as I never shout at you.. I'm not a perfectionist, as a matter of fact .. But, let me find peace on my blog.. My LaLaLand .. My everything !! So okay, I think I can start not to neglect my blog!
Sorry for it !!>.<

Dammit !! 英文got 75%!! Sien leh !! So down right now!! Haizzzz .. Walao eh .. An Ting never reply me back derhh .. Haiz..

And to Sherlyn: My HP no change liao: 0106651391

Sorry for the inconvenience!!

Haiyo !! HP still got RM2.49 left .. So sien !! Jun Kang lorh !!' Cheh !!

Aiyo !! 22:32 liao !! Gonna sleep !! Good Nite !!



XOXO

Mummy Said:

Playing games is fun! But only after exam !!

Then, I was like:

Then why Ah Yun can one! I thought she still got exam

She was like:

You want to play one or not?

I said:

Yarhhh !! Of cos !

Here's the game entry:

Leeloo's Talent Agency

Help a young movie fan create Hollywood superstars in Leeloo's Talent Agency! Welcome each aspiring actor and get them ready for the big time by handing out scripts, applying make-up and filming screen tests in level after level of fast-paced fun. Then use your keen eye for detail to get the set ready for a big day of shooting. Each level features an exciting time management round followed by a unique hidden object challenge. Find your talent at Leeloo's Talent Agency!

Wow !! Now not so many complaints ler ! Hehes ! Been listening to songs like Katy Perry's Waking Up In Vegas and Veronicas' Untouched ! Walao ? The video like want to hypnotise people de ! Siao man ?

Working on new skin !! Damn long de ! Haiyo . Well.. Here's some school thing !! I've got number 2 in class, man !! 2 !! 2 !! Okay okay ! Last time got 9 .. At least I've improved ! Yayyy . So happy man !! Luv ya teacher !!

So .. Short post kay ? XOXO

I've realized something -.-'

1) I hate household insects !
2) Butterflies are not even social !

Err . About number 1 .. Here's some complaints !

1) Lizards

2) Cockroaches

3) Flying Beetles (Yii Yerr)

4) Wood-boring beetles

5) Mosquitoes

6) Moths

7) Flies

8) Ants (easy to kill la)

I presume you are a normal being reading my blog, not an insect-loving lunatic.


Now... humans can taser lions, shoot rockets into space, invent electricity, etc - why the fuck are we losing the battle against muthafucking insects living in our homes?!



Another thing is that, I saw a gecko (another name for fucking disgusting house lizards) were kept for pets !! WTF ?




That's right! Mushy rubbery fuckers with protuberant eyes and tails that fall off and innards that are visible underneath translucent skin - are loved, fed, and have a price tag on them!





WTF!


In fact, when I went to Angie's place, they showed me a lizard's skeleton that was kiaped in a door frame. They said that lizards were really rare and seemed to like the skeleton.
Heck ?


When asked for my opinion on it, I merely grimaced. If only they lived in Singapore lizards shit on their kitchen counter!!!


Henceforth, to aid fellow Singaporeans get rid of pests living in their house, I suggest the following methods:



1) SCREENED DOORS AND WINDOW




So here's the age-old question:

Should I open the window?


Yes for ventilation ! No for insects flying in. Therefore, I want a window that can let in air and not let in insects

The answer is so simple: Screen the goddamn window!


In my dream home I have windows closed all the time with the aircon on 24/7, but right now I can't afford to do that - and besides, having so much A/C on is bad for the environment.

Not that I really care about the environment though. I am just saying that to applease the environmentalist segment of my blog readers, who are probably smiling and nodding in approval right now.

Anyway even if I do have so much money, I can't possibly A/C the kitchen also, since you need to let cooking smells air out, etc.

Therefore, screen windows!

Further to screen windows, I also suggest double screen windows.

That is, two screens that are set about 1 inch apart.

The outer layer screen will have a high-voltage electricity charge running through it.

Everytime a fly or bird tries to transpass into your private property, they will fizzle, shriek, and either lose a good wing or die.

(Pigeon with burnt beak. Hilarious!)

The inner screen is to make sure you don't go touch the outer screen, and to doubly make sure any flexible and electricity-resistant insect won't through. I know, if he went through the first what's to stop him going through the second one, right?

Get off my back!

And what do you mean rain will short-circuit my electric screen? My screen is rain-smart so it can detect rain and stop electricity then, ok!

Further to maiming birds and frying insects, this can also deter burglers. Not that burglers are very common in Singapore, but prevention is better than cure.


2) AIRTIGHTS CUPBOARDS

Most people have some sort of 'Dry Food cupboard' to store their instant mee, chips, cornflakes, canned food, etc.

Even if every single item of your food products are sealed up properly, this cupboard will never fail to attract lizards, roachs and ants.

(I am beginning to suspect that insects can read food labels.)

The answer? A magnet and some rubber tubings.

Just like a fridge, except not cold inside.

Maybe it would be a good idea to add a hippo dehumidifer inside said cupboard too.

Eh, will it get very hot inside and ruin the food? Ok lor, maybe give this cupboard a little screen window too.

I also want to air-seal all my cutlery and crockery too!

Fuck man. When I was a kid my mom used to insist I rinse my forks and spoons instead of using them directly out of the cutlery drawer.

I used to think she was bonkers since the utensils are all washed clean before being put into the drawer. For years I ignored her.

One day, I saw an albino cockroach (slightly less gross than a normal one, but still a roach) happily crawling on the dessert spoons when I opened the cutlery drawer. I should have listened to Momo. :(

Air-sealed = Ok to use forks and spoons direct from the drawer.

That's presuming any insects managed to get pass your mighty screen windows and doors in the first place.



3) THE SINK AS DEATHTRAP

Humans can survive for weeks without food but only 3 days without water. Don't trust my statistics coz I can't be bothered to research them properly, but I think that's about right.

Since muthafucking lizards have porous skin, I presume they also need a hell lot of water to survive, just like humans. Roaches, not so much.

That's why we always see lizards crawling in kitchen sinks. (Or am I just unlucky here??)

Whenever I see this happen, I always spray the lizard with water until it is dizzy and meanwhile, squeeze dish-washing liquid all around the sink's edges.

Then I stand there and laugh as the lizard attempts to crawl out but keeps slipping back into the bottom. It's funny in a my-skin-is-crawling-but-why-am-i-smiling? way.

If it's small enough, I will try to force it down the drain. If it's too big... Well I managed to squeeze an adult one before... Maybe can chop it in half first....


But what if I am not around!?? I don't want any water-stealing lizard to survive, do I?

Therefore, I demand that a scientist should invent Lizislide. (Catchy isn't it??) Lizislide shall be the name of a stone material that is so smooth, lizards cannot hold a grip on it.

(There is a spray that creates this effect, but sprays wash off...)

Lizislide shall be used to construct all sinks. It will be a revolutionary product.

At the bottom of the sink shall be an insinkerator.

This "food" grinder can be set to "Automatically detect food and grind cruelly" during the night when you are not free to manually kill your pests.

So here goes:

Lizard is thirsty.

Lizard goes into sink, hoping to find water, maybe food bits if lucky.

Lizard happily crawls into sink; slides downwards rapidly; realises impending death as it sees insinkerator looming.

Lizard frantically waves hands, hoping to break the deadly fall; succeeds.

Lizard attempts to crawl out of sink.

After 6 attempts, almost makes it halfway when gravity did the inevitable and it drops into insinkerator with a sorry plop.

Insinkerator detects new "food"; makes a loud beep sound to warn lizard, but futile as lizard is trapped and does not understand beeps anyway; grinds lizards into paste.

At least lizard is not thirsty anymore - coz dead lizards can't thirst!!

HAHAHAHA!!

And anyway if Lizislide works then loads of walls can all be made with Lizislide!


4) SPRAYABLE LIZARD SPRAY

I know, Sprayable Lizard Spray sounds so corny... And also, this post is turning into another Lizard Hating Post.

Whatever.

I've come to realise that I hate encountering lizards way more than roaches because my killing rate of a roach is about 99%.

The only times I manage not to kill it is when it manages to run underneath a low cupboard which is too heavy for me to move.

But normally I am very determined for its death and I have 100% faith in the insect sprays nowadays!

Seriously man... About 3 sprays on the roach (even in midair) and the roach turns on its back pleading for mercy! At this point I'd grab it with loads of tissue, hold it as far as humanly possible from my face, and flush it down the loo.

But shitass lizards are muthafucking difficult to kill!

Killing rate is maybe 50% if I try hard enough. Nowadays I don't bother killing the big lizards coz it's just so goddamn gross.

They move so fast and sprays don't work on them!

The only way to kill them is via smacking, and there are not many objects around for you to smack them with that are hard enough and you don't mind dirtying.

I particularly like using the tinfoil roll. Tissue boxes don't work coz they are too soft. Just a note.

So therefore, here's a million dollar idea for Baygone: Why not a lizard spray?

Every spray shoots out a substance that can:

- Erode the lizard's disgusting skin. Just like how salt is to slugs. They can't be that different!

- Form into a spiderweb-like sticky piece to trap lizard in place while humans find an object to smash it with.

- Come up with something yourself, goddamn scientists! Do I have to tell you everything?

BTW I once sprayed a lizard with my Veet Hair Removal Cream. I don't think it worked. Or maybe it did make its skin hairless and silky.

I inadvertently made a bloody lizard more sexy.

Ciaoxx Evilers !

Hahas .. School reopen liao .. Then An Ting didn't come to school .. So Sien .. Tomorrow only she can come .. Siao meh ?? Sick for so long ah ?? Haiyo .. I very sien de leh !! Haiz .. Today also she won't come .. Cause of her 5.00a.m. fever .. Actually, now also she de-fever liao de leh !! Her mother keeps bragging .. Siao, man !!

By the way, for only like 5 minutes .. I going to school liao .. Bus is coming .. So I will continue at night ..

XOXO

Hi hi !! I have realised that I have been playing games for the whole holiday ..
And HTML Codes always shows up .. So I will interpret what is it doing !!





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Wah .. My 奶奶 got a random massage from a Thai Massager leh .. Why I never get de ?? I also very hardworking de leh !! >.< So jealous !! She just slept there and then the Thai helps her massage her almost dead leg !! What the heck ?? It's a 2-hour massage .. No transport fees .. No additional charge .. Chemical-free .. Alcohol-free .. Unfortunate lar .. Camera cable got problem .. Need to buy another one .. So use my phone's one .. But the quality not nice .. Photoshopped liao de .. But then, quality still that bad .. Haiyo .. Work so hard le leh ..

I kept searching for like .. Awards stuff ?? Yeah .. I think so .. But whatever lar .. Blogging always come first to me de lar .. Hahas .. Here's some Male/Female Titles ..


MALE TITLES
The Architect of Rock And Roll
- Little Richard
The Boss
- Bruce Springsteen
Chairman of The Board
- Frank Sinatra
The Father Of Death Metal
- Chuck Schuldiner
God
- Eric Clapton UK
God of Rock
- Freddie Mercury U.K.
King
- Elvis Presley United States
God of Songs
- Jacky Cheung Hong Kong
- Sam Hui Hong Kong [19]
Godfather of Britpop
- Ray Davies UK [20]
Godfather of Goth
- Peter Murphy UK [21][22]
Godfather of Folk
- Narasimha Murthy, Manapragada India [23]
Godfather of Grunge
- Neil Young Canada [24]
Godfather of Heavy Metal
- Ozzy Osbourne UK [25]
Godfather of Punk
- Iggy Pop U.S. [26][27]
- Pete Townshend UK [28][29]
Godfather of Punk Guitar
- Ron Asheton U.S. [30]
Godfather of Rap
- Rudy Ray Moore U.S. [31]
George Clinton U.S. [32]
Godfather of Rocksteady
- Alton Ellis Jamaica [33]
Godfather of Soul -
- James Brown U.S. [34][35]
Grandfather of Rock and Roll
- Robert Johnson U.S. [36]
His Purple Majesty or His Royal Badness
- Prince U.S. [37][38][39][40]
King of Bhangra
- Malkit Singh UK [41][42]
King of the Blues
- John Lee Hooker U.S. [43]
- B. B. King U.S. [44][45]
King of Country
- Roy Acuff U.S. [46]
- Garth Brooks U.S. [47]
- George Strait U.S. [48]
King of Folk
- Woody Guthrie U.S. [49]
- Bob Dylan U.S. [50]
- Narasimha Murthy, Manapragada India [51]
King of Folk-rock
- Bob Dylan U.S. [52]
King of Funk
- Rick James U.S. [53]
King of Heavy Metal
- Ozzy Osbourne U.K. [54]
King of the High C's
- Luciano Pavarotti Italy [55]
King of the Jukebox
- Louis Jordan U.S. [56]
- Dick Todd U.S. [57]
King of the Pan Flute
- Gheorghe Zamfir Romania [58]
King of Pop
- Michael Jackson U.S. [59][60]
King of Canto Pop
- Jacky Cheung China [61]
King of Chinese Pop
- Jay Chou Taiwan [62]
The Four Heavenly Kings of Chinese Pop
- Jacky Cheung Hong Kong [18]
- Leon Lai Hong Kong [18]
- Andy Lau Hong Kong [18]
- Aaron Kwok Hong Kong [18]
King of Japanese Pop
- Tetsuya Komuro Japan [63]
King of Latin Pop
- Juan Gabriel Mexico [64]
- Enrique Iglesias Spain [65]
- Julio Iglesias Spain [66]
- Ricky Martin Puerto Rico [67]
King of Punk Rock
- Joe Strummer U.K. [68]
King of Raï
- Khaled Algeria [69][70]
King of Rap
- Kurtis Blow U.S. [71]
- DMX U.S. [72]
- Snoop Dogg U.S. [73][74]
- Eminem U.S. [75]
- Jay-Z U.S. [76][77]
- The Notorious B.I.G. U.S. [78]
- 50 Cent U.S. [79]
- Rick Rubin U.S. [80]
- Russell Simmons U.S. [80]
King of R&B
- R. Kelly U.S. [81][82]
- Usher U.S. [83]
King of Reggae
- Bob Marley Jamaica [84][85]
King of Rockabilly
- Carl Perkins U.S. [86][87]
King of Rock and Roll
- Chuck Berry U.S. [88]
- Fats Domino U.S. [89]
- Alan Freed U.S. [90]
- Bill Haley U.S. [90]
- B.B. King U.S. [89]
- Michael Jackson U.S. [60]
- Elvis Presley U.S. [91]
- Little Richard U.S. [92]
King of Shock Rock
- Alice Cooper U.S. [93][94]
King of Skiffle
- Lonnie Donegan UK [95]
King of Soul
- James Brown U.S. [96]
- Michael Jackson U.S. [60]
- Otis Redding U.S. [97]
King of Swing
- Benny Goodman U.S. [98]
King of Western Swing
- Bob Wills U.S. [99]
- Spade Cooley U.S. [100]
King of the South
- Ludacris U.S. [101][102]
- T.I. U.S. [103]
King of Tejano
- Emilio U.S. [104]
The Metal God
- Rob Halford U.K. [105]
Mister Country Music
- Red Foley U.S. [106]
The Modfather
- Paul Weller U.K. [107][108]
Pope of Mope
- Morissey UK [109]
The Prince Of Calabria
- Alex Gaudino U.S. [110]
Prince of Motown
- Marvin Gaye U.S. [111]
Prince of Darkness
- Ozzy Osbourne U.K. [112]
Prince of Pop
- Justin Timberlake U.S. [113]
- Erik Santos Philippines [114]
- Robbie Williams U.K. [115]
Prince of Latin Pop
- Enrique Iglesias Spain [116]
- Ricardo Montaner Argentina [117]
Prince of R&B
- Usher U.S. [118]
Prince of Reggae
- Dennis Brown U.S. [119][120]
Prince of Soul
- Marvin Gaye U.S. [121]
- Momy Levy Israel [122]
- Otis Redding U.S. [123]
Prince of Wails
- Johnnie Ray U.S. [124][125]


FEMALE TITLES
Empress of Pop
-Ayumi Hamasaki Japan [126]
Empress of Soul
-Gladys Knight U.S. [127]
First Lady of Hip Hop Soul
-Faith Evans U.S. [128]
First Lady of Country
-Tammy Wynette U.S. [129][130]
First Lady of Song
-Ella Fitzgerald U.S. [131][132]
Godmother of Punk
-Patti Smith U.S. [133][134]
High Priestess of Soul
-Nina Simone U.S. [135][136]
Queen Bee
-Lil' Kim U.S. [137]
Queen of the Blues Koko Taylor U.S. [138][139]
Dinah Washington U.S. [140][141]
Queen of Christmas Music Amy Grant U.S. [142][143]
Queen of Classical Crossover Sarah Brightman U.K. [144]
Queen of Clubs Dannii Minogue Australia [145]
Kylie Minogue Australia [146]
Queen of Country Kitty Wells U.S. [147][148]
Loretta Lynn U.S. [149][150]
Reba McEntire U.S. [149][151]
Dolly Parton U.S. [149][152]
Queen of Disco Donna Summer U.S. [153]
Gloria Gaynor U.S. [154]
Sylvester U.S. [155]
Queen of Folk Joan Baez U.S. [156]
Sandy Denny U.K. [157]
Vinjamuri Anasuya Devi India [158]
Odetta U.S. [159]
Queen of Gospel Mahalia Jackson U.S. [160][161]
Queen of Heavy Metal Lee Aaron Canada [162]
Kiloran Greenan U.S. [163]
Sharon Osbourne U.K. [54]
Queen of Hip Hop Missy Elliott U.S. [164]
Lauryn Hill U.S. [165]
Queen of Hip Hop Soul Mary J. Blige U.S. [166][167]
Queen of Hip-Pop Namie Amuro Japan [6]
Queen of Jazz Ella Fitzgerald U.S. [168][169]
Queen of Pop Beyoncé U.S. [170][171]
Mariah Carey U.S. [172][173]
Celine Dion Canada [174][175]
Whitney Houston U.S. [176][177]
Janet Jackson U.S. [178][179]
Madonna U.S. [180][181]
Shakira Colombia [182]
Gwen Stefani U.S. [183]
Britney Spears U.S. [184][185]
Queen of Canto Pop Anita Mui Hong Kong [186][187]
Queen of Chinese Pop Teresa Teng Republic of China [188]
Queen of Christian Pop Amy Grant U.S. [189][190]
Queen of Japanese Pop Namie Amuro Japan [191][192]
Ayumi Hamasaki Japan [193]
Queen of Latin Pop Gloria Estefan U.S. [194]
Queen of Urban Pop Aaliyah U.S. [195]
Queen of the Power Ballad Celine Dion Canada [196]
Queen of Punk Rock Joan Jett U.S. [197]
Siouxsie Sioux U.K. [198]
Toyah Willcox U.K. [199]
Queen of R&B Beyoncé U.S. [200][201]
Mary J. Blige U.S. [202][203]
Brandy U.S. [204][205]
Ruth Brown U.S. [206][207]
Mariah Carey U.S. [208]
Double Japan [6]
Alicia Keys U.S. [209][210]
Janet Jackson U.S. [211][212]
Queen of Canadian R&B Jully Black Canada [213]
Queen of Rockabilly Wanda Jackson U.S. [214]
Queen of Rock and Roll Janis Joplin U.S. [215][216]
Courtney Love U.S. [217]
Stevie Nicks U.S. [218][219]
Pink U.S. [220]
Gwen Stefani U.S. [221]
Tina Turner U.S. [222][223]
Queen of Soul Aretha Franklin U.S. [224]
Alicia Keys U.S. [225]
White Queen of Soul Dusty Springfield U.K. [226][227]
Queen of Tejano Laura Canales U.S. [228]
Lydia Mendoza U.S. [229]
Selena U.S. [230]
Princess of Crunk Ciara U.S. [231]
Princess of Electropop Lady Gaga U.S. [232]
Princess of Hip Hop & R&B Ashanti U.S. [233]
Princess of Pop Paula Abdul U.S. [234]
Christina Aguilera U.S. [235]
Keshia Chante Canada [236]
Lady Gaga U.S. [237][238]
Sarah Geronimo Philippines [239]
Janet Jackson U.S. [234][240]
Madonna U.S. [241]
Kylie Minogue Australia [242]
Rihanna Barbados [243]
Gwen Stefani U.S. [244]
Britney Spears U.S. [245][246]
Dionne Warwick U.S. [247]
Katy Perry U.S. [248]
Princess of Japanese Pop Ayumi Hamasaki Japan [249]
Princess of Korean Pop BoA South Korea [250][251]
Princess of Punk Rock Deborah Harry U.S. [252]
Princess of R&B Aaliyah U.S. [253][254]
Brandy U.S. [255]
Celena Cherry U.K. [256]
Keyshia Cole U.S. [257]
Monica U.S. [258][259]
Rihanna Barbados [260]
Princess of Rock and Roll Janis Joplin U.S. [261]
Lisa Marie Presley U.S. [262][263]
Princess of Wails Charlotte Church Wales [264][265]
Cerys Matthews Wales [266][267]
Star of The East or Diva of Arabic Song Umm Kulthum Egypt [268]

Today was extra extra extra GREAT .. He asks me to be his gf .. I mean, of course I accept lar .. Then I don't know why tears rolled down to my cheek ?? Hahas .. To happy le lar .. I think ..

So I was boring .. Then went searching in Wikipedia for erre ..Informations ?? Haha .. Then when I search for Kisses .. I found gestures .. Perharps .. I'll give some infos about it, huh ?

A OKAY


AIR KISS


ESKIMO KISSING


SHAKA SIGN


THUMBS UP


FIST BUMP
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Okay liao ma ?? Now let me continue .. Err.. Oh.. I don't know what liao leh ??
Let me think ahhh .. Nothing le lar .. Ciaoxx

Arrggghhhh.. Got fever a few days ago..Yesterday's worser than today !! OMG !! Both my eyes got bumps !! Eeewwwww .. I know .. Gone to the doctor .. Give me an injection !! Arrrrrrrrrrreeeee !! I am so hurt . . . Freaky part is this . . . The injection some more on my ass !! The doc. is a female one ! ! ! If male one leh, ashamed liao ..

Anyway I don't want to blog much..So I'll stop here..Gonna update, man .. Here's a copy of my checklist:

Friendster
Facebook
Blog
MSN
ClickNetwork
MySpace
MapleStory
Dota

Two more to go..I'll blog later..

Ciaoxxx

Dangggg !! People kept asking me to update.. I know my blog is dull !! And boring !!
But who the heck are they ? Think you very big ha ! Now update liao good lar !!Hor !

"Stop asking why am I still blogging!!"

I don't understand why people kept asking me to update..Why bother to update if there's nothing special? Huh ? And also, they call me to update, sendiri never update also, what ? Why so kepo leh ? This is MY BLOG !! MY BLOG!! Why not go update your blog leh !!

New Disclaimer
~THIS IS MY (AND SERIOUSLY MINE) BLOG !! I BLOG, I CHAT, I UPDATE, I NEGLECT, I DO WHATEVER I WANT IN MY BLOG !! I DON'T BOTHER TO UPDATE SOMEDAYS.. YOU CAN ALSO SAY IT AS NEGLECTING !! BUT WHAT THE HECK DO YOU WANT FROM ME ? UPDATE MY BLOG EVERYDAY HAR !! THEN IF COMPUTER/WI-FI/INTERNET GOT PROBLEM LEH !! SHORT UPDATE ALSO SUANG AH ?? ASSHOLE LAR !!

ANOTHER THING IS... WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SPAMMERS ?? ARE THEY LIKE FOLLOWERS OR SOMETHING ?? THEY SPAM .. THEN WHAT THEY EXPECT ME TO SAY ?? I BAN ?? HAHAS. THIS IS LIKE FREAKING CRAZY !! I'M NOT BEING SARCASTIC, BUT THEY REALLY GOOD IN THOSE THINGS HUH ?? BUT WHATEVER, THINK OF IT SPAMMERS .. IF PEOPLE GO TO YOUR BLOG .. READ ALL YOUR POSTS .. TRACK DOWN YOUR I.P. ADDRESS .. THEN TAG YOU WITH LOADS OF CRAPS THAT YOU DON'T BOTHER TO DELETE ? WTF ?? I DON'T REALLY KNOW YOU !! AND HOW YOU GOT MY BLOG ?? BUT PLEASE STOP SPAMMING !! I'M TIRED OF SPAMMERS LIAO .. THINK THEY CAN CRITICIZE ME ?? OH, PLEASE !! I FREAKING HATE THESE NOW !! PLS PLS PLS STOP !!

Let's calm down !! Put this blog to rest !! I talk crap !! I know .. But could you just sympathize me ?? I mean ?? My blog.. Yarhh .. My blog ! I shit here !! My blog is the only place that calms me down .. I mean, yarhh . When I'm angry.. I talk craps and stuffs like I hate you etc etc .. But as long as I never shout at you.. I'm not a perfectionist, as a matter of fact .. But, let me find peace on my blog.. My LaLaLand .. My everything !! So okay, I think I can start not to neglect my blog!
Sorry for it !!>.<

Dammit !! 英文got 75%!! Sien leh !! So down right now!! Haizzzz .. Walao eh .. An Ting never reply me back derhh .. Haiz..

And to Sherlyn: My HP no change liao: 0106651391

Sorry for the inconvenience!!

Haiyo !! HP still got RM2.49 left .. So sien !! Jun Kang lorh !!' Cheh !!

Aiyo !! 22:32 liao !! Gonna sleep !! Good Nite !!



XOXO

Mummy Said:

Playing games is fun! But only after exam !!

Then, I was like:

Then why Ah Yun can one! I thought she still got exam

She was like:

You want to play one or not?

I said:

Yarhhh !! Of cos !

Here's the game entry:

Leeloo's Talent Agency

Help a young movie fan create Hollywood superstars in Leeloo's Talent Agency! Welcome each aspiring actor and get them ready for the big time by handing out scripts, applying make-up and filming screen tests in level after level of fast-paced fun. Then use your keen eye for detail to get the set ready for a big day of shooting. Each level features an exciting time management round followed by a unique hidden object challenge. Find your talent at Leeloo's Talent Agency!