Don't get me wrong..I'm not fully chinese...
My grandpa is Christian & my grandma is cantonese..
So..Please read them out loud!!!
Learn English/Chinese In 5 Minutes!
1) That's not right-Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?-Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP-Kum Hia Nao
5) Small Horse-Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?-Wai Yu So Tan
8) I think you need a face lift-Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here-Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet-Wai Yu Mun Ching?
11) This is a tow away zone-No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week-Wai Yu Kum Nao?
13) Staying out of sight-Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile-Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive-Yu Stin Ki
16) You want salt and vinegar?-Yu Wan Saw Finger?
Laugh My @$$ Out!!!
I almost stomach pain...:D